BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
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The algorithms predicted that Nu-Earth would fall, that all Nu-Earth humans would soon be extinct.
The algorithms didn't understand Tyson Dawes.
After pacifying the old Earth underground military base and defeating the Sleem, Tyson Dawes and Silken Sands are flush with new items and morties. But the Dearth Conglomerate has been circling over them in Arizona, and they want his land.
Which wouldn't be such a problem if the boss weren't such an incompetent and spoiled child.
Bad business decisions, cronyistic impulses, and an unrelenting invisible hand continue to hem in Tyson and his Nu-Earth refugees. Allies fall, and life, already cheap, moves to the discount bin as he's forced to face the bottom line.
This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity.
This MC is unlike others you have heard before. He cares about other humans, even his crappy boss. He doesn’t seek to be the leader—he just naturally is.
It’s him leading the desperate and hopeless against the machine.
BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona has fantasy, violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single PoV and has no harem elements.
©2022 Damien Hanson and Joseph Phelps (P)2023 Podium AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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When the Guardians attempt to evacuate a Kree prison planet and end up in a fight for their lives - what else is new? - they discover their old pal Groot is stretched a little thin. Someone is planting stolen branches of the monosyllabic hero and selling the saplings across the galaxy! The search to find Groot's missing pieces forces the Guardians into an alliance with the unscrupulous Collector, but the real problem is more complicated than he wants them to believe.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Same old same old
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- Narrated by: Austin Rising
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Stranded and alone in Denver, Colorado, Finn and his partner Penny (a foot and a half long Faerie Dragon) search for friends and allies in this strange new land. But something about this place isn’t right. Magic has gone underground, and has anyone seen John Wayne? Lucky for Finn he’s a Dwarf, and underground is where he does his best work. Join Finn, Penny, and their new friends on an adventure that spans the globe and holds the fate of an entire planet in its twists and turns. And just maybe a tall Dwarf and a small dragon can find their place in the universe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome!
- By Wallace E Edson on 08-28-24
By: Charley Case, and others
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Overtaken Online Books 1-4
- A Dark LitRPG/LitFPS SciFi-Shooter Box Set
- By: Ben Ormstad
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 56 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 274
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 254
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Story4 out of 5 stars 254
Thirty-three-year-old game designer Dex Walsh spends an entire year devoured by sorrow after the death of his wife. As a last-ditch effort to regain his joy, he sells everything and joins Overtaken Online. Expecting to spawn in a noob-friendly area with guidance from his personal assistant, he instead finds himself naked and alone in a dark prison cell rapidly filling with gas. Under-leveled and not knowing how to escape, he has no idea how far he will be able to progress as long as he pushes forward and doesn't give up.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The "hero" is a creep.
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By: Ben Ormstad
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The Hospital: The First Mountain Man Story
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- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 15,366
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13,287
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13,330
A survivor of undead suburbia, mountain man Augustus “Gus” Berry is extremely careful when it comes to his actions and movements. He takes no chances and painstakingly weighs every decision—until he sets out for the hospital at the edge of town, hoping to discover a treasure trove of essential supplies. Soon, Gus will experience terror the likes of which he's never encountered before . . .
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5 out of 5 stars
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40 ROLLS OF ASS CLEANING GOODNESS
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-25-15
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,007
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,119
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,100
Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great
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By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Orion Colony
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- By: Jonathan Yanez, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,505
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,380
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,375
When half of mankind revolts and demands more opportunity, those at the top decide on a compromise: They will build the first colony ships and allow the rest to discover new worlds and start over. Twelve ships are built. The first is called the Orion. Many are eager to go, but only 100,000 are chosen for each vessel. Far from Earth, a new life awaits, and it promises the prosperity they've always wanted. But still, resistance stirs.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Poorly Conceived Pseudo Sci Fi
- By Dave on 07-21-19
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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Guardians of the Galaxy
- Collect Them All
- By: Corinne Duyvis, Marvel
- Narrated by: Scott McCormick, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 101
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 101
When the Guardians attempt to evacuate a Kree prison planet and end up in a fight for their lives - what else is new? - they discover their old pal Groot is stretched a little thin. Someone is planting stolen branches of the monosyllabic hero and selling the saplings across the galaxy! The search to find Groot's missing pieces forces the Guardians into an alliance with the unscrupulous Collector, but the real problem is more complicated than he wants them to believe.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Same old same old
- By B. Williams on 06-14-21
By: Corinne Duyvis, and others
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Occupation
- Rise, Book 1
- By: Devon C. Ford, Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,624
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,618
Alec works in the Detroit Overseer-factories, building a mysterious alien device. When three strangers appear, he's provided an opportunity to escape after years of servitude. Cole, a Freeborn loner, encounters Lina after her village is destroyed by the alien Occupation. Together, they make the arduous journey to a fabled safe-zone, trying to stay one step ahead of the enemy drones on their trail. Dex is a Hunter, working for the Occupation to track down escaped factory slaves, or Roamers, at all costs. But his latest hunt uncovers a massive secret.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exceptional Character Driven Alien Invasion Story!
- By Jas P on 05-24-20
By: Devon C. Ford, and others
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The Wastes of Keldora
- Factory of the Gods, Book 1
- By: Alex Raizman
- Narrated by: Christopher James Mayer
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Summoned to another world where gods and monsters roam, Julian continues his streak of bad luck. Rather than touching the Godcore directly, he let his smartphone absorb it. Now, he's got to figure out how to make the Godcore and his phone work together to help the people who summoned him survive their upcoming annihilation by the mad God of Chains.
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3 out of 5 stars
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New beginnings. Same people.
- By GrimReaperD13 on 08-14-21
By: Alex Raizman
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
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Battle Miner
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- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
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When I got the letter, I couldn't believe it. When I drove down the highway, I still couldn't believe it. And when I got there? I finally realized I had a purpose: breaking rocks with my crazy new roommates.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start
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By: Kirk Mason
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Inception
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 451
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 397
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 396
My history is unknown. My present is violent. My future may be more dangerous still. I use my unique skillset in one of the Moon’s many watering holes. Here, miners can spend their hard-earned money to forget that they’re not among the wealthy elite in the paradise colony on Mars. When a known crime boss walks in, events will begin to unfold hinting at a dark past and an even murkier future.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Hunh?
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By: Jonathan Yanez
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First Encounter
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- By: Jasper T. Scott
- Narrated by: Ben Jaeger-Thomas
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 588
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 528
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Story4 out of 5 stars 525
The United Nations of Earth sent out the Forerunner ships to explore and colonize the four most promising star systems within 50 light-years of Earth. Forerunner One left Earth under the command of Captain Clayton Cross, heading for Trappist-1. After a ninety year journey to reach it, the crew encountered not only a habitable world, but alien life already inhabiting it, and dark secrets lurking beneath the surface. The revelation of who these aliens are and what they want proves more terrifying than promising, and Captain Cross is forced to make tough decisions that will affect not only his crew, but the fate of the entire human race.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story and Concept; Narrator mispronouncing
- By Vance F. on 02-18-20
By: Jasper T. Scott
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The Queen's Road
- By: R. S. Belcher
- Narrated by: Kaleo Griffith
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 520
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 456
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Story4 out of 5 stars 454
Ramon “Ray” Cosa’s life is not what he expected it to be. Living in a small Texas town ravaged by Hurricane Harvey, Ray has suffered many losses in his young life, and he has little hope left that anything will ever change or get better. That is, until the vintage Ford Galaxie and its strange, dying owner enters Ray’s life. Given a jeweled ring he cannot remove and a desperate mission, Ray is plunged into a universe of secrets, wonders, and terrors he never dreamed exists. Now, he travels the Queen's Road - a hyper-space highway that connects all the planets in creation.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hopefully the start of a new series.
- By Alex Sumner on 01-26-20
By: R. S. Belcher
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So Not a Hero
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 502
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 458
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Story4 out of 5 stars 458
After serving two years in a federal prison, Karen Hashimoto is out on parole and eager to put her criminal past behind her. No easy task, since she's also the former supervillain known as Crushette. A chance encounter leads to an unexpected opportunity, and she is recruited as the newest member of the city's premier team of superheroes: The Good Guys.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Graphic Suprrhero Sex
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By: S. J. Delos
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
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- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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Tesser: A Dragon Among Us
- A Reemergence Novel, Book 1
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- Narrated by: James Foster
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 3,064
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,815
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,814
Tesser, the dragon of life itself, is one of seven: Earth’s primordial draconic guardians, destined to oversee its development and safety. Species rose and fell, and 10,000 years ago...Tesser disappeared. The golden dragon woke up this morning, buried deep beneath the city of Boston, with no idea how he got there, and no idea how humanity grew so fast and learned so much while he was away. He is lost, a fish out of water. Where is the magic? He’s got a lot of catching up to do if he’s going to find his missing sister and stop an incursion of daemons from beyond the Veil.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I dont think the author has ever actually communicated with another human being.
- By Konrad on 04-11-16
By: Chris Philbrook
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Resonant Son
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- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 349
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 325
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 322
After losing his job and family, Flint Reed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack. With nothing but his wits and experience as a former Union police officer, he must do everything he can to stay alive. As he soon discovers, however, there are also hostages, and no one is coming to save them. All hope falls to Flint. But as he fights to navigate the building, the real answers begin to unravel. What are the terrorists really after, and why are they so intent on getting into the vault?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Die Hard in the Renegade Universe!
- By MLT78 on 02-18-20
By: Christopher Hopper, and others
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No Planet for Good Men: A Sheriff Duke Story
- Forgotten Fallout, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 165
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 165
Earth. After the invasion. The planet is in ruins. Humankind struggles to survive. Hayden is a Sheriff in a world without law. A good man in a world gone bad. He knows the fallout of an alien attack when he sees it. He's never seen anything like this before. Isaac is a Marine in a world without order. A good man with troubles of his own. His mission was to protect the innocent, including his son. Instead, he's the only survivor.
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4 out of 5 stars
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A Sheriff in Battle Armor
- By Sailfish on 11-04-19
By: M.R. Forbes
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By: Will Wight
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This Quest Is Broken!
- This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 1
- By: J. P. Valentine
- Narrated by: Andrew Tell
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 979
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 857
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 855
The Questing Stones have come to Nowherested, and Evelia Greene is finally ready to receive her life's quest. Perhaps she'll be a great warrior, or a wealthy merchant, or a brilliant mage. Perhaps her quest is simply to live a quiet life, constantly honing a craft to the heights of perfection. Or perhaps the Questing Stones will grant her the legendary mission of popping over to the next village to pick up a loaf of bread.
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3 out of 5 stars
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made up cuss words ....
- By Michael on 04-17-21
By: J. P. Valentine
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 371
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 343
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 343
Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,435
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,546
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,542
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Big Sneaky Barbarian: A LitRPG Novel
- Book 1
- By: Seth McDuffee
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 20 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 525
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 438
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 437
Gabe Skelter has a temper, which he likes to imagine has the effect of causing people to fear and respect him. On the contrary, his pudgy, underdeveloped body and negative personality make him more your standard outcast teenager. Worse still, he kinda knows what a jerkweed he actually is. Then, in the middle of a class trip, Gabe finds himself spirited away to Regaia: a world of magic, mayhem, and nerd-tastic adventure. Naturally, he’s completely ill-prepared. But in this realm, he’s a monstrous, muscular man of action.
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3 out of 5 stars
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is this a joke?
- By MaDonna Wesberry on 12-10-22
By: Seth McDuffee
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Mimic & Me
- By: Cassius Lange, Ryan Tang
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid, Dorrie Sacks, Jeff Hays
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,854
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,631
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,631
Betrayed and left for dead by a group of slaving nobles, he thought there was nothing left but to bleed out as he counted the number of bricks on the ceiling. But fate had other plans.
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4 out of 5 stars
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loved the narration. The story is OK, but
- By Michael Wilson on 08-18-23
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Momo the Ripper
- A Fantasy LitRPG Adventure
- By: C.R. Dryad
- Narrated by: Anjali Bhimani
- Length: 17 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 131
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 110
As an anti-social art major perpetually at risk of dropping out, college life wasn't a great fit for Momo. When she wakes up one morning in a dark cavern full of sentient skeletons and oddball introverts who call themselves necromancers, she knows a new era of her life is about to start. Chosen for her meek and harmless personality, she is able to exist under the radar as she completes the Dawn's necromantic missions. Watch her as she gains confidence (and class levels), and reluctantly rises from meager apprentice to self-assured queen of the underworld.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fun book and narrator Anjali Bhimani is great
- By W.J. on 04-16-24
By: C.R. Dryad
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Dungeon Tour Guide: A LitRPG Adventure
- Dungeon Tour Guide, Book 1
- By: Aaron Shih
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 13 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 210
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 136
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 136
After Lucas dies during a freak explosion, divine intervention sees him brought back to life with the power to control a new dungeon. There are just a couple of issues: his old body is bound to his dungeon, and the craziness of what he thought was his final act is only getting weirder. When he sees newbie adventurers entering his dungeon, though, he decides to help them survive and complete their quests. After all, adventuring is a process, and someone needs to guide the rookies.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great dungeon LitRPG
- By Josh on 05-26-23
By: Aaron Shih
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An Unexpected Hero
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 640
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 597
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 597
Sorry... Really? Thrust? Anyway, Danny Kendrick was a down-on-his luck performer who always struggled to find his place. He certainly never wanted to be a hero. He just hoped to earn a living doing what he loved. That all changes when he pisses off the wrong guy and gets sucked into a fantasy realm straight out of a Renaissance Fair. Getting used to a new world is tough. It's even tougher when you're surrounded by axe-wielding barbarians, super hot elf assassins, strange magic, and a jaded System that doesn't appear interested in being charged with yet another companion.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Wanted to like it
- By Roy on 10-18-24
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
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Oathbound Healer
- Beneath the Dragoneye Moons, Book 1
- By: Selkie Myth
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 13 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 534
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 408
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 408
Elaine is ripped from this world to Pallos, a land of unlimited possibilities made real by a grand system governing classes, skills, and magic. Join Elaine as she travels around Pallos, discovering all the wonders and mysteries of the world, trying to find a place where she belongs, hunting those elusive mangos, all while the ominous Dragoneye Moons watch her every move.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Reincarnation,- Common Sense from that Prior Life
- By Ryan on 05-28-21
By: Selkie Myth
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The First Law of Cultivation
- A Xianxia Progression Fantasy (Qi=MC^2, Book 1)
- By: KrazeKode
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 21 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 728
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 573
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 573
Lu Jie woke up in a world filled with scheming sects, arrogant young masters, and the mad chase for the immortal heavens. He wanted none of it, and soon finds himself beaten bloody in a spar he didn't remember and treated as less than worthless. But his plan to escape the sect is interrupted by an old Alchemist's pills that heal him within moments—a magical cure. These medicines ignite the flame of curiosity to learn true magic in him. Lu Jie sets out to study the truths hidden within the world, and soon finds an all new path of cultivation that could take him to the very top.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh. BoC was better
- By O. C. Stevens on 06-26-23
By: KrazeKode
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- Tippy Canoe
- 09-26-23
Fun
Yea, it's fun, get over it! One if the better ones, definitely worth my listen.
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- J woods
- 08-19-23
Great stuff!
This book is great! Great performance and great story! I’m excited for more! I highly recommend this book to anyone who’s a fan of LITRPG!
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- Aaron & Klarissa
- 12-02-23
From Partner to Boss
Tyson had a real battle with the Sleem in the base, but he survived but just barely. He is creating a strong area for his people, and he is doing what is best for them. I found one glitch in chapter 10. It is printed as Chapter 3, but that was not that bad.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-20-23
Top notch
I really enjoyed this book. This series is a fresh take on litrpg and I found this book even more engaging than the first. I will definitely be getting the next book.
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- Bergj Matthews
- 07-27-23
Obsessed
Just a good time! I enjoyed the whole ride. It’s completely different from anything I’ve ever listened to before. The world building is incredible and all I can say is give it a shot. Definitely worth the credit. I can’t wait until the next installment. Will the MC and the sexy snake lady finally figure it out? Will cube ever be happy?
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- Larry Allen
- 08-31-23
Really enjoyed this book
I really enjoyed the story the characters the narrator. I like all the little sun plots roo
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- B&H
- 07-21-23
Somber yet absurdly entertaining
Narrator was brilliant with his diverse voices and 10000% effort. Roller coaster ride of emotion and adventure. Puckering my butthole for 3rd book.
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- Xxtonic
- 08-29-23
A DAMN GOOD BOOK!!!
So much going on in this book finally finding out what storage is and then some and to think it's all been going down in like a weeks time that's crazy. Looking forward for more.
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- Mandymomof3boyz
- 07-22-23
Loved it.
I got this and finished it in a day, can’t wait for the next and love the story.
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- Dana B Bradley
- 07-23-23
This book is intense
I cannot wait for book three, it’s such a weird and complex world but very entertaining
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