BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2

By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps

Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell

The algorithms predicted that Nu-Earth would fall, that all Nu-Earth humans would soon be extinct.

The algorithms didn't understand Tyson Dawes.

After pacifying the old Earth underground military base and defeating the Sleem, Tyson Dawes and Silken Sands are flush with new items and morties. But the Dearth Conglomerate has been circling over them in Arizona, and they want his land.

Which wouldn't be such a problem if the boss weren't such an incompetent and spoiled child.

Bad business decisions, cronyistic impulses, and an unrelenting invisible hand continue to hem in Tyson and his Nu-Earth refugees. Allies fall, and life, already cheap, moves to the discount bin as he's forced to face the bottom line.

This story features an amalgamation of Amazon, Walmart, every service fee, sales algorithm, membership perk, advertising jingo, Microsoft mascot, and insane discount that you have ever experienced in your life coupled with the madness of the multiverse, a dash of invisible hand monopolism, feudalism, straight-up cronyism, and LOTS of profanity.

This MC is unlike others you have heard before. He cares about other humans, even his crappy boss. He doesn’t seek to be the leader—he just naturally is.

It’s him leading the desperate and hopeless against the machine.

BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona has fantasy, violence, base-building, tons of market loot, monsters, a dungeon, affiliate and credit levels, and progression. It is single PoV and has no harem elements.

©2022 Damien Hanson and Joseph Phelps (P)2023 Podium Audio

Really enjoyed this book

I really enjoyed the story the characters the narrator. I like all the little sun plots roo

Somber yet absurdly entertaining

Narrator was brilliant with his diverse voices and 10000% effort. Roller coaster ride of emotion and adventure. Puckering my butthole for 3rd book.

Obsessed

Just a good time! I enjoyed the whole ride. It’s completely different from anything I’ve ever listened to before. The world building is incredible and all I can say is give it a shot. Definitely worth the credit. I can’t wait until the next installment. Will the MC and the sexy snake lady finally figure it out? Will cube ever be happy?

Fun

Next installment, more chaos.
Not a standalone. Tyson grows in strength and gathers new friends. The world expands slightly.
Some introspection. Steady pace. Great narrator. Great listen. Please enjoy.

From Partner to Boss

Tyson had a real battle with the Sleem in the base, but he survived but just barely. He is creating a strong area for his people, and he is doing what is best for them. I found one glitch in chapter 10. It is printed as Chapter 3, but that was not that bad.

Top notch

I really enjoyed this book. This series is a fresh take on litrpg and I found this book even more engaging than the first. I will definitely be getting the next book.

Fun

Yea, it's fun, get over it! One if the better ones, definitely worth my listen.

Great stuff!

This book is great! Great performance and great story! I’m excited for more! I highly recommend this book to anyone who’s a fan of LITRPG!

Fantastic

A vibrant, original story with amazing world and character building.

It's Dungeon Crawler Carl.. including some species.. but at the same time totally different and unique.

All amazingly performed by who I can only assume is Mitch Hedburg's brother or college roommate. Maybe Mitch Hedburg reincarnated with a starfish in his chest.

oh hell yahhh!!!!

the best book yet! I cannot get enough, about to read book three . I cannot wait to see what's next