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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona

De: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
Narrado por: Wayne Mitchell
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Some predicted that the AI singularity would result in robots destroying the world. None of them ever understood that it was the sales algorithms they had to be afraid of.

After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised.

But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed.

It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie. Because BuyMort doesn’t care about anything except the bottom line.

Enter Tyson Dawes, a no-cares slacker with a traumatic past, two wrinkled bucks in his wallet, and a crap job caretaking a crap campground in the desert sands of Arizona. He had a deal with the world. He didn’t change it, and it didn’t change him. Seemed simple enough. He liked it, anyway.

BuyMort changed all that the moment it let loose a torrent of alien entrepreneurs upon his planet, intent on selling everything that hadn’t been tagged through the system and classified as his private property.

When a man has little, he cherishes it. When that little is lost, he’ll do whatever it takes and change into whatever he needs to be able to get that little bit back.

©2022 Damien Hanson and Joseph Phelps (P)2023 Podium Audio
Ciencia Ficción Comedia Distópico Ficción Postapocalíptico Divertido Ingenioso
Unique Concept • Engaging Storyline • Enthusiastic Narration • Fresh Apocalypse Take • Humorous Writing
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I really enjoyed this. Reminiscent of Dungeon Crawler Carl in the real feeling way that civilization would react and an MC who for various reasons is uniquely suited (and a bit lucky) to thrive. Basically another universe's Amazon AI goes rogue and is on a mission to spread to new markets and maximize profits at any cost. Everything is for sale in the universal marketplace.
Not a full on LitRPG in that there are no levels and stat points but characters still evolve if they're "smart shoppers". Satisfying antagonists and an MC who has the usual checkered past but who you can get behind. I binged the first two books and am looking forward to the third. Highly recommended if you like the System Apocalypse genre.

Fantastic - Fun, gritty new twist on system apoc

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This book has a unique twist on the apocalypse! I truly enjoyed it and the performance from Wayne Mitchell is top notch! Highly recommend!

I love it!

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As far as the main story goes, not bad I think it’s worth a read or a listen, but main character rambles a little bit too much at times, or is a little bit too repetitive with descriptive words in certain places of the story.
The narrator If you like Wayne Mitchell. You’ll like this narration for those who don’t know Wayne Mitchell. He gets very exuberant with how he reads certain characters and if you listen with ear buds, it can be a little hard to get through the sound spikes. Personally, I don’t mind Wayne Mitchell. I think he has gotten better over time but if you really don’t like him, you probably should give the audio version a skip.
Overall, this book was better than most released in the last year, and I couldn’t imagine a better narrator for the main character. No story or narration is perfect so give it a try or don’t it’s up to you.

It’s worth a read or a listen, depending on if you like narration, by Wayne Mitchell or not.

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The story is entertaining and can be thought provoking but the narrator’s near-constant yelling is frankly distracting. To his credit, the story is action packed and does deserve dramatic effect, but there’s a limit to how much drama can be injected by shouting.

So. Much. Yelling.

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It's an imaginative and well written story. The characters are fun and I'm always on the seat of my pants. Some wild things happen over the course of these books and I love it. It's like science fiction should be. However, I will take a hard pass on the love story between moles, and Jake.

Would love to have a flashback a few chapters of Lee working for the company back in the day would be a lot of fun to read.

Whole series is great!

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I liked this more than i thought i would. the story flows well, kept me interested, and the narration was well done without being neither subdued, nor over the top. I liked it well enough that I'm now listening though the second book. Kudos to both authors and narrator.

Excellent listen

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yes this is like Carl because it's basically a solo MC with a sprinkling of random assortment of characters.

needs a Skippy or shart. or some kind of companion character. too many things went past funny into annoying.

just a personal preference. not going to be continuing.

ok. parts start to wear on you.

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it is a creative journey into how aliens could crush us with a Walmart/Amazon corporate take over.. It has a ash vs the evil dead feel too, especially with the narration. What it lacks in well polished story telling and plot it makes up for in its unique takes on glutinous capitalism.
It's a little scary how close to reality it is.

I love the narration and his raspy deep voice. fits the MC very well. he needs to learn how say Prescott properly though. When speaking for female characters, his deep voice misses the mark.

Overall i recommend it if you are just looking for new litrpg/sci Fi experience. You should probably skip this one if your are looking for in depth characters and plot development.
I just bought book 2.

loved the sci Fi corporate apocalypse

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The MC is an absolute tool, idiot and pansy. Literally everyone steps over him. He does ONE none pansy thing to save his life and then he cries about it. He goes on and on about how he used to be the big scary but no he’s nothing. Good lord….I’m glad I got this on sale.

Couldn’t finish

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without the histrionic performance of the narrator, who incidentally was quite good when he wasn't doing overblown cartoon voices and YELLING, I would have enjoyed this much more.

OVERACTING ruined it

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