Kitty Cat Kill Sat

A Feline Space Adventure

By: Argus

Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky

In this inventive and heartfelt take on a dystopian space opera, humanity’s last hope comes complete with a space station, an attitude, and …whiskers?

Civilization has fallen. The solar system is blanketed with the automated weapons of ancient wars, engineered plagues, hazardous waste, rogue AI, monsters from outside our dimension, artificial disasters, and nuclear climate change. Every moment of life on Earth is a brutal fight for survival. The people of Sol carry on, but hope is at a premium. They need something more. Someone with a plan, a savior, a hero.

What they get is Lily. Owner of the last functional battle station for the last four hundred years by right of being the last living soul on it, Lily ad-Alice has spent all that time struggling to save lives, fend off loneliness, and operate human-made weapons controls with paws and meows. Four centuries of establishing protocols, figuring out how to utilize an irresponsibly large arsenal of orbital weaponry, and scraping by with what life support still functions.

Lily doesn’t have a plan. She can’t even tell how haunted her home is. Every day is an endless stream of alarms and crises—it’s a lot for a lone desperate housecat to handle herself. But being the proprietor of the last piece of working orbital infrastructure in existence is a responsibility and duty she’s accepted anyway.

Now things are changing again. Something big is looming, and everything Lily has scrambled for hundreds of years to achieve is at risk. But if she’s quick, maybe she can do some good. If she’s cunning, maybe she can adapt. If she’s smart, maybe she can build something that lasts this time. And if she’s very, very lucky, maybe she won’t have to do it alone.

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Very interesting and busy times!

This is such an odd premise. I found that Argus writes a very clean smart book... The Kitty Cat, the MC in this book is Lilly, and she's done a self-imposed uplift. She's the soul survivor of the crew that manned the station, so by default Lily's now the acting Captain aboard, a Space Station/War Machine. Answering to the many emergency call lights and calls for help that she receives from earth. Sometimes she can help, and well other times, all she can do is watch helplessly as another tragedy unfolds... and it's been this way for the last 400 years. Yes you read that right. (How? You best let Lilly explain that.) And Lilly is lonely... exceedingly lonely! But as she reveals in the beginning of the Kitty Cat Kill SAT, she explains that this was the beginning to an interesting and very busy time in her life...
So yeah, you're gonna need to grab the book to find out what she meant 🤔 by that! Better yet get the audiobook because Eva Kaminsky makes herself the purrrfect cat to narrate Lily's story!

An epic story

it's been a while since I've teared up to a sci-fi book. it was an epic journey and I loved every second. it was a lot longer than I expected but I would have sat through twice as much for all the awesome twists and turns.

Perhaps 19.5 hours was too long

I love sci-fi, I love cats… this seemed promising. The narrator was outstanding, very quirky and cat like. However, the story itself was just a bit repetitive. One alarm to fix and then another, and another. I tried to stick to it, as I like long stories/series. But I finally started fast forwarding through many chapters, it was tedious. Could have cut it in half and still had a good story. YMMV

amazing character

The character is amazing and the voice actor really brought her to life. I loved all the detail and how much each day felt like it was actually thought out instead if just skimmed over wvery single time. Any book that pays attention to the little details is apriciated.

This was so good

Better than it had any right to be, Better than all expectations. and a lovely audio performance.

And this cat's a dog person. so there.

Truly Fantastic.

Unique, gripping, and entertaining. This is my 30th novel of the year and the best by far. I laughed, I was curious, I was tense, I was entertained, I wept, I cheered, and never could I put it down. I read the entire thing in less than two days at 1x, and my only lament is that there is not a sequel available.

The finale!!!!!!!

I bought the book well I used to credit on the book just as a kind of lark from reading some of the reviews but not even an hour in and I wasn't regretting it at all the Mc is kind of spacey but after being alive for so long I imagine anybody would be that Spacey, the story is amazing it has a tendency to jump a little bit but overall it's freaking straight as an arrow the sci-fi aspect is cool and the main character is amazing, the story switches it up, I like isekai tropes and this is not one of them but the main character and side characters blows it out of the park. kind of curious if there's going to be a sequel or maybe there's a novella to fill in things that happened at the end of the book kind of hoping that one of the AI's survives you'll know it when you get to the end of the book which one I'm talking about

I absolutely loved it!

I picked this on a whim due to the very odd premise and my love of cats. But as it turns out the brilliant narration and engaging story really grabbed me. I am a longtime audible listener but this book far exceeded my expectations.

A satisfying, well crafted tale

Kitty Cat Kill Sat is a deeply engaging story, well written and character driven. Argus has penned a chief protagonist who will win you over from the story's opening lines. Fueled by Eva Kaminsky's skilled narration, this space opera hits all the high points of a truly satisfying novel.

Immortal Cat Refuses To Stay Dead

I am deeply disappointed that there isn’t more to this story and hope for a sequels I know will never come.