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Step back in time to Ancient Greece. Allow the gods, goddesses, and other entities to delight and amaze you. Dimitrios, a slave boy who is plucked from the marketplace to live comfortably with an Athenian master, benefiting from the education and tender love provided to him, is your guide through this frequently mythological world, albeit with flashes of genuine life where mortals dwell. MIGHTY ZEUS, the god above all other gods, is ready to welcome you to this world of wonder. Enjoy your journey to the fullest in the lines of this amazing poetry.

If you remember Fifi Poofay, the notorious erotica boutique owner from a previous book by this author, you will be doubly delighted to know that she is alive, well and now proud to bring you a collection of her favorite erotic nursery rhymes and naughty fairy tales. Presented in typical children's book format and illustrated throughout, you will spend many hours of stimulating fun with this unconventional versions of the beloved stories of all times.

In times past, a special meeting place existed, and its purpose was, surprisingly enough, to enrich society through literature, music, and the arts. The rich and well-educated flocked to such places in droves. One's artistic ability and creativity could be exposed to likeminded composers, writers, poets, and thinkers. And, so, the literary salon was born and flourished. This is the story of one of them, possibly the most daring for its time. It was presided over by Josephine, a truly remarkable woman for the ages, as you shall discover in the pages of this fascinating little book.

Enjoy the romantic life of Paris, France! Welcome to a house of frolicking fun. Savor the erotic adventures of these attendees. Let Monique guide you into her zany and erotic world of the forbidden, where sexual inhibitions are realized and often go awry. It all happens right here in Monique's Pleasure Palace!

Do angels exist? Can they speak? Listen to one tell her story about intervening in human lives! This delightful little book contains eight unique tales of ordinary individuals who overcome difficulties and challenges in their lives with a healthy dose of angelic help.

In this unusual novella, the spirits of three former Presidents materialize and observe the various goings-on in the current White House. The administration of Perry Crumbwinkle confounds everyone, and the three former Presidents are no exception. They must figure out a way to confound the man himself before he becomes the ruination of the United States. The story contains many inspirational quotes as spoken directly by Teddy, Harry and Dick throughout their lifetimes in service to the American people and their place in history. Also within the pages of the book are contained many ...

From a naughty high school joke teller who wins a talent contest to a successful comedian who reaches highest stardom, the life story of Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown is illuminating. As soon as he is discovered, he begins a career of playing the clown like you’ve never seen before. Join Jack-O as he wows the seniors with his classroom yucks. Watch him launch his professional comic career and soar to greatness. You won’t be able to put this book down. It’s chockful of racy, nasty fun, all courtesy of the clown of naughty buffoonery himself, JACK-O! (The paperback version contains many ...

They're back, and boy! Are we ever glad they're still fighting for justice on our behalf. We know you'll enjoy reading about the whimsical, wacky, racy, raunchy world of crime fighting. You'll have hours of laughter from this compilation of short stories dealing with crime fighting at its finest. Join our law-abiding enforcers as they fight against evil in all shapes and sizes: Baron von Brownnosen battling Jack-O the Jack-Off Clown; Inspector Half-Twit confronting Doctor Goldprick; Prophylactic Private Dick matching wits with Cockleballs the Puppeteer; and many others. It's all contained ...

What happens when a twenty-year-old named Joe Williams is on a routine trip to his grandfather's house? Suddenly, he and his van are transported into the past. He encounters events which took place over fifty years ago. He grooves with the masses at Woodstock, gets in the middle of the Kent State student demonstrations and massacre, experiences the wonder of the Summer of Love in San Francisco, the historic Human Be-In, and the far-out trip he takes, courtesy of Doctor Timothy Leary, into an LSD-propelled world of discovery. See the past through contemporary eyes. You'd better fasten your ...

There are few guarantees in life, and we never know what to expect. Such is not the case at the RISQUE CABARET, presided over by the most ravishing, charming and alluring hostess of all time, Fifi Poofay. She and the management of this wonderful establishment guarantee that you'll enjoy a marvelous, unforgettable visit as you watch the brilliant variety of performances and have the time of your life. You'll hoot, holler, applaud wildly and rise in ovation as you pore through this unusual book. No tribute to the institution of cabaret arts like this has ever been written, nor will you ever ...

Step into Fifi Poofay's world of extraordinary sexual delights! You'll be served up a good mix of arousing sexual fantasy enhanced by traditional comedy flourishes. With twenty-nine individual readings PLUS introductory and closing words from Fifi herself, you'll be stimulated as you've never been before!

This little book tells a strange and bizarre story and will give you insight into the shadowy world of luring, peeping lewdness. An outrageous voyeur named Peeping Pecker Pete transforms himself into a member of the opposite sex to fulfill his misbehaving, mischievous proclivities. "Her" peeping eyes know no bounds as they find themselves in a whirl of adventures and mishaps which "she" never expected. Peeping Penelope’s story is filled with naughtiness and endless slapstick situations which lead the outrageous drag queen to experience a roller coaster ride like never before.

Have y'all heard and seen on TV or read in magazines about superheroes? Well, these here are new and improved, zany, racy crime fighters for your consideration --- the Naughty Superheroes. Nowhere have there ever been such superpowers as these: Supersperm, the Wonder Wanker, Captain Buggeroff, and many more. There have also never been naughty, nefarious ne'er-do-wells the likes of Doctor Perv, the Titty Trickster, the Mad Horny Porny Man, and numerous others. Hold on to your seats --- the wacky, whacking-off fun is yet to come! (The paperback and hardcover editions contain many ...

Inspired by the life, times and talents of Joseph Pujol (better known as "Le Petomane") Sacramento author Esmeralda Lintner's latest offering takes us into the elegant world of lords and ladies of British society. Lady Fartingham's unique fragrances could never be captured if not for a series of amazing events. This historical tale in flatulent taste will echo down the corridors of time.

In this second part of a three-book series you will experience the high, stoned times for your reading and toking pleasure. Sit back, relax, light up a joint and tune into THE GANJA NETWORK TWO!

Ready for an eerie fantasy? If you enjoy the antics of monsters and ghouls, rest assured that all your favorites show up at Skull Mansion. Gruel Hilda is whipping up all sorts of gruesome meals, and the horror is nonstop. Esmeralda Lintner's latest tale of mayhem is a tribute in parody to all Gothic classics.

The completely fictional character depicted in this story bears the unusual but fitting name of Reverend Byron Stiffwilly. Reading the tale of his adventures and unique experiences as related by the principal of the seminary which the Episcopalian minister once attended will cause you to smile, laugh and even shake your head in disbelief. People from all walks of life will find themselves touched by the heavenly endowment possessed by this truly elongated servant of the Most High. Reverend Stiffwilly is certain to transport the reader to new ecclesiastical heights.

Somewhere in the dark corners of life and the mind shadowy figures of the imagination reside. The lure of the beckoning voice is heard through the human senses. Clear images, sometimes abstract ones, can be misconstrued for truth or lies. It is these images which distinguish truth from fiction. Take, for instance, the face. Many illusions do occur: makeup, facial manipulation through surgery, beauty creams --- everything to satisfy one's ego. However, there is such person who can change his illusive image as that of a human chameleon. FALSE FACE! Read, study and dissect, if you wish, the ...

Beth Templeton is a resident of New York City and a woman you'll not soon forget. Whether it is assuming the role of a mature lady of charm and grace (evidenced by her daily makeup ritual and elaborate choice of high fashion clothes for the day), dispensing advice (welcome or not) to novices in the fashion industry (drawing on her experience and knowledge of having been the owner of a leading house of design in the heyday of the closing decades of the 20th century) or discovering the joys and surprises of living in a vibrant city, she is a force with which to be reckoned. Follow Beth on her...

This is Esmeralda’s long-awaited novel. Much time and imagination were put into this wondrous, epic story. Now it’s out for your special perusal. To whet your appetite, here is some sage advice from the distinguished professor of religious studies at Prickston University (who also kindly provided the introduction to this book): "My friends and fellow students, sit back and relax while you read and dissect this foolish and whimsical, God-inspired Bible thumping messenger. I shall take you into the crazed mind of the most fanatical Fundamentalist speaker and proclaimer of them all. He ...