Deadly Assessments
Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
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Kirby Heyborne
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By:
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Drew Hayes
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Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series.
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- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 14,145
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What happens when the haggling is done and the shops are closed? When the quest has been given, the steeds saddled, and the adventurers are off to their next encounter? They keep the world running, the food cooked, and the horses shoed, yet what adventurer has ever spared a thought or concern for the Non-Player Characters? In the town of Maplebark, four such NPCs settle in for a night of actively ignoring the adventurers drinking in the tavern when things go quickly and fatally awry.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable if you manage your expectations
- By Miachi on 01-23-15
By: Drew Hayes
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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 1
- Shingles Series, Volume 1
- By: Robert Bevan, Rick Gualtieri, Steve Wetherell, and others
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Cal Wembly
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Original Recording
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The collection begins with "The Ghost of Hooker Alley," which introduces listeners to 10-year-old Sarah and six-year-old Tommy. After a quick bus ride into town to buy a gun, Sarah and Tommy think their problems are all but solved. That is, until a creepy weirdo follows them into an alley. But they aren't the only ones in that alley.... "The Monkey's Penis" features Chris, a teenage boy who receives a birthday gift unlike any other. In "Gary's Children," a man's quest for stress relief leads to terror, and an unexpected kidnapping takes place in "Aliens Wrecked Our Kegger."
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5 out of 5 stars
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From most of the creators of Authors and Dragons!
- By Greg Hill on 10-23-18
By: Robert Bevan, and others
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9,740
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8,913
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8,899
Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
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Underqualified Advice
- (and Other Amusing Diversions)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 260
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 235
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My name is Drew Hayes, and for the past six years I've made my living as a writer. In that time, I've published 20 books, written hundreds of thousands of words, and made countless mistakes - most of which I like to think I've learned from. Underqualified Advice (and Other Amusing Diversions) is my attempt to compile those lessons and share them with others, as well as have some fun along the way. Half of the book is dedicated to detailing specifics about writing, maneuvering the industry, and keeping fiscally afloat in largely unstable waters.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enter the Mind of Drew Hayes. The Spiders Need You
- By Tony E. on 01-30-20
By: Drew Hayes
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,741
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,169
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,154
A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency. How is it he can be barely clinging to reality one minute - yet be a seeming genius the next? Within his brain might just be the greatest scientific breakthrough of the millennium, if anyone can figure out how to access it. Enter the agent code named Watson.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- By Joseph Gray on 06-16-19
By: Drew Hayes
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Second Hand Curses
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Marc Vietor, Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12,900
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11,843
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11,811
When your fairy godmother threatens to enslave you with a curse - when a malevolent piper solves your rat problem but steals your children - when you seek revenge on the prince who turned you into a frog - who can you turn to in your hour of need? The band of scoundrels known far and wide as the Bastard Champions - the swashbuckling trio who travel a world of legend, seeking adventure and righting wrongs - as long as there's enough gold to be earned.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Second Hand Curses is First Rate Storytelling!
- By Tony E. on 11-22-17
By: Drew Hayes
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Altered Carbon
- By: Richard K. Morgan
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 17 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 15,368
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 12,525
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12,513
In the 25th century, humankind has spread throughout the galaxy, monitored by the watchful eye of the U.N. While divisions in race, religion, and class still exist, advances in technology have redefined life itself. Now, assuming one can afford the expensive procedure, a person's consciousness can be stored in a cortical stack at the base of the brain and easily downloaded into a new body (or "sleeve") making death nothing more than a minor blip on a screen.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Altered Carbon
- By Jake Williams on 09-22-07
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The Colour of Magic
- Discworld, Book 1
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,079
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,820
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,811
Somewhere on the frontier between thought and reality exists the Discworld, a parallel time and place that might sound and smell very much like our own, but which looks completely different. Particularly as it’s carried though space on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown). It plays by different rules. But then, some things are the same everywhere. The Disc’s very existence is about to be threatened by a strange new blight: the world’s first tourist, upon whose survival rests the peace and prosperity of the land.
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3 out of 5 stars
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TERRIBLE Narration!
- By Kayla I on 07-08-22
By: Terry Pratchett
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A Decade of Death and Decisions
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 17 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 49
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49
In October of 2013, Drew Hayes began posting a story to his website. Written over the thirteen days leading up to Halloween, when each chapter ended the next step was chosen by the readers. Sometimes this led to great discoveries and triumphs, other paths led to Dead Ends, though even in those there was much to be gleaned. For ten years, this tradition occurred, until in the year of 2022, the readers chose a finale. This is their story: a tale of deaths and decisions that spanned a decade.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Did not disappoint
- By Liz on 10-27-24
By: Drew Hayes
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Roverpowered
- Tales of an Aspiring Alchemist and Her Overwhelmingly Powerful Dog
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 327
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Wanda and Wumble are a small pair with vast ambitions. One an aspiring alchemist, and the other her faithful hound, the pair bond as wizard and familiar to begin their pursuit of magic. As a newly made wizard without any training, resources, or even a home to return to, Wanda will have to forge her own way on a path where constant dangers lurk. Even the simple act of furthering her alchemy education swiftly becomes a harrowing ordeal.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It’s a good novella, but not a novel
- By Brent on 09-07-24
By: Drew Hayes
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- Ravin
- 08-12-18
More we need more
up front I'll tell you I love this series
In this one Fred actually learns how to be a vampire instead of just being a human with digestive problems and a light allergy.
We also get to know more about vampires and the fae as the wedding gets closer.
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- Jared Christensen
- 12-29-19
I Love These Books!
Another installment of Fed, the vampire accountant. These books are so much fun. I love reading them or rather, having Kirby Heyborne read them to me. Fred, always so polite despite circumstances. Very fun and enjoyable. I recommend this series.
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- 05-04-19
Loved the entire series
Quirky characters and puts a fresh coat of paint on the usual , absolutely love this entire series!!
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- C E Wright
- 06-04-20
Once again another goog Audible.
Drew Hayes is an amazing writer I have purchased quite a few of his Audible releases and whatever I get is above and beyond what is normally available.
Mr. Hayes choses the best narrators for each series he releases. in this series Kirby Hayborne is absolutely perfect..
So five stars.
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- Lisa Walker
- 09-11-18
Didn’t want it to end
I love listening to Fred books. I love how logical Fred is in a pinch.
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- Elliott B.
- 08-16-18
drew hayes is great as always
another great fred the vampire accountant.
his writing style just gets me as always. if you loved the other ones you'll love this one too.
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- Client Kindle
- 09-19-18
As good as always!
Another incredible book about Fred the Vampire Accountant. Great characters, awesome story, really funny. Great book!
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- Hannah V
- 01-29-23
My fave in the series
I think this is my fave in the series so far. It shows the strength and brilliance of the House of Fred, and some great development in Fred himself.
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- Nicole J.
- 10-17-18
another fantastic addition
i dont think i can ever get enough of Fred and his "normal" life. i am absolutely in love with this series, and I think the narrator was a FANTASTIC choice. he fits every and all voices so well, it's incredible. cant wait for the next one!😍
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- bob elworth
- 08-16-18
Great so far! Literally begin at the start.
This was done well by the author and narration! Great story so far! Also very unique characters. Its more fun this way!
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