Fred, the Vampire Accountant
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Book 1
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
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Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.
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Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 02-24-15
- Language: English
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night, Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world.
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No Kirby means No Fred
- By Rubin S. Bashir on 01-04-21
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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 01-01-21
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Undeath and Taxes
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters.
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Fearless Fred strikes again
- By Claudia H on 05-13-16
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Undeath and Taxes
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series #2
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 10-06-15
- Language: English
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Undeath and Taxes (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 2
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs.
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A movie in your mind
- By Johnnycat on 05-27-21
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Undeath and Taxes (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 2
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Scott McCormick, Marni Penning, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Shanta Parasuraman, Elizabeth Jernigan, Terence Aselford
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 02-01-21
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Bloody Acquisitions
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred's undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately it also seems that he's no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren't well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
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Fearless Fred strikes again
- By Claudia H on 11-30-17
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Bloody Acquisitions
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 3
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 09-06-16
- Language: English
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Bloody Acquisitions (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 3
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
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With a thriving parahuman accounting practice, a steady relationship, and a circle of trusted friends, Fred’s undead life has become more enjoyable than his normal one ever was. Unfortunately, it also seems that he’s no longer the only vampire to appreciate the up-and-coming city of Winslow, Colorado. A new clan of vampires is moving in, and they aren’t well known for tolerating outsiders in their territory.
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great sweet funny
- By Vik on 04-01-21
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Bloody Acquisitions (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 3
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Marni Penning, Yasmin Tuazon, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Anthony Palmini, Laura C. Harris, Danny Gavigan
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 02-19-21
- Language: English
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Book 4
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The Fangs of Freelance
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 4
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
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When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations.
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Amazingly Mundane and Exciting At The Same Time
- By Tony E. on 11-29-17
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The Fangs of Freelance
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 4
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 11-28-17
- Language: English
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The Fangs of Freelance [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 4
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations.
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Fun, but I'll stick with Kirby!
- By Kindle Customer on 09-06-21
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The Fangs of Freelance [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 4
- Narrated by: full cast, Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Nanette Savard, Bradley Smith, Alejandro Ruiz, Terence Aselford, Steve Wannall, Carolyn Kashner, Scott McCormick, Yasmin Tuazon
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 04-01-21
- Language: English
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Book 5
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Deadly Assessments
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Drew Hayes presents the fifth book in the Fred, the Vampire Accountant series.
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I ❤️ Debra
- By Sarina A. Neer on 08-22-18
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Deadly Assessments
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 08-07-18
- Language: English
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Deadly Assessments [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
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After several years as a vampire, starting a business, founding his own clan, and proposing to his girlfriend, Fred is finally beginning to settle into life as an undead accountant. Unfortunately, not everyone is happy about his continued survival, or the dangerous friends he's made along the way. The Blood Council has dispatched a representative to determine if Fred is fit for the position he currently fills as head of a clan, and the stakes for failure are deathly serious. Worse, Fred will have to muddle through without the help of Krystal, who is off on a mysterious task of her own.
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Arguably the Best one so far
- By William Velez Jr. on 05-04-21
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Deadly Assessments [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 5
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan, Eva Wilhelm, Karen Novack, Marni Penning, Nora Achrati, Shanta Parasuraman, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton, full cast
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 05-01-21
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Undeading Bells
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series 6
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
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After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there's no shortage of tasks to check off before the big day arrives. But not everyone views the occasion in such a happy light. With new dangers looming, old debts raised, and grudges rekindled, it'll take everything Fred has to finally make it down the aisle.
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You're Cordially Invited To Enjoy This Book
- By Tony E. on 03-02-20
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Undeading Bells
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series 6
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
- Release date: 02-28-20
- Language: English
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Undeading Bells (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 6
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there’s no shortage of tasks to check off before the big day arrives. But not everyone views the occasion in such a happy light. With new dangers looming, old debts raised, and grudges rekindled, it’ll take everything Fred has to finally make it down the aisle.
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Another winner
- By Danny Moody on 06-26-24
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Undeading Bells (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 6
- Narrated by: Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Jessica Lauren Ball, Karen Novack, Nanette Savard, Nora Achrati, Shanta Parasuraman, Yasmin Tuazon
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 07-01-21
- Language: English
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Book 7
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Out of House and Home
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 7
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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With his wedding behind him, Fred is looking forward to nightly life finally settling down. Unfortunately, someone from his past has other, far less peaceful, plans in mind. Finding his clan under attack, Fred must scramble to discover who is working against him and how to fight back. Between securing shelter, trading favors, and keeping up with his accounting business, it won't be easy to stay out of trouble, let alone uncover the identity of his adversary.
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Another fun, enjoyable book
- By thinkingaboutit on 09-02-21
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Out of House and Home
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant Series, Book 7
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 08-31-21
- Language: English
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Out of House and Home (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 7
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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With his wedding behind him, Fred is looking forward to nightly life finally settling down. Unfortunately, someone from his past has other, far less peaceful, plans in mind. Finding his clan under attack, Fred must scramble to discover who is working against him and how to fight back. Between securing shelter, trading favors, and keeping up with his accounting business, it won’t be easy to stay out of trouble; let alone uncover the identity of his adversary.
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Love this series…
- By Ge3x on 11-19-24
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Out of House and Home (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant 7
- Narrated by: Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Joe Mallon, Ken Jackson, Marni Penning, Matthew Schleigh, Scott McCormick, Shanta Parasuraman, Steven Carpenter, Zeke Alton, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 04-01-22
- Language: English
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Book 8
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Posthumous Education (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 8
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Amanda Forstrom, Bradley Foster Smith, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Just as Fred is settling down in his new abode, he receives word that a favor is being called in, one he promised to a dangerously powerful member of otherworldly royalty. Bracing for danger, adventure, and unknown threats, Fred is instead asked to take on an entirely different role than anticipated. Acting as interim professor at one of the few universities for supernatural entities, Fred will have to navigate a strange environment, eccentric co-workers, and unenthusiastic students. Yet that alone won’t be enough, for this college has more history than the tales in its tomes.
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good story, background was overbearing
- By Jerry on 07-11-23
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Posthumous Education (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 8
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, Amanda Forstrom, Bradley Foster Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Chris Stinson, Christopher Walker, Dawn Ursula, Eva Wilhelm, Nora Achrati, Richard Rohan, Cody Roberts, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 05-30-23
- Language: English
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Posthumous Education
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 8
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Just as Fred is settling down in his new abode, he receives word that a favor is being called in, one he promised to a dangerously powerful member of otherworldly royalty. Bracing danger, adventure, and unknown threats, Fred is instead asked to take on an entirely different role than anticipated. Acting as interim professor at one of the few universities for supernatural entities, Fred will have to navigate a strange environment, eccentric coworkers, and unenthusiastic students. Yet that alone won't be enough, for this college has more history than the tales in its tomes.
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HBO needs to turn this into a show
- By deadendpro on 01-18-23
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Posthumous Education
- Fred, the Vampire Accountant, Book 8
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 01-17-23
- Language: English
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