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Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort.
One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to “survive”.
Because even after it’s over, life can still be a downright bloody mess!
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney.
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Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining New Series
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By: K.F. Breene
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Caged
- Caged, Book 1
- By: Amber Lynn Natusch
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 267
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 242
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Story4 out of 5 stars 242
After the death of her parents, Ruby awakens from a lifetime of shadows and finds herself alone, thrust into a world of lies, deceit, betrayal and the supernatural. As her quest for truth continues to come up short, she realizes that maybe some questions really are best left unanswered. When her true identity is finally unveiled, she is forced to choose between two of the mysterious men who continually seem to crop up in her life.She chooses poorly. Now abandoned, Ruby must learn to call on the darkness within to survive, or spend a hellish eternity imprisoned because of it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing!!!
- By JettFountain on 07-18-14
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Charming
- Pax Arcana, Book 1
- By: Elliott James
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,165
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,989
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,991
John Charming isn't your average prince... He comes from a line of Charmings - an illustrious family of dragon slayers, witch-finders and killers dating back to before the fall of Rome. Trained by a modern day version of the Knights Templar, monster hunters who have updated their methods from chain mail and crossbows to Kevlar and shotguns, John Charming was one of the best-until a curse made him one of the abominations the Knights were sworn to hunt.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Charming is Like Dresden in wolves clothing
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By: Elliott James
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Dying Bites
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- By: D. D. Barant
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 398
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 354
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Story4 out of 5 stars 352
Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers". What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world - one in which only one percent of the population is human - is that a woman's work is never done. And real is getting stranger every day. Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there is in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not a yawner!
- By K on 09-17-12
By: D. D. Barant
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Touch the Dark
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- By: Karen Chance
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,164
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Story4 out of 5 stars 793
Cassandra Palmer can see the future and communicate with spirits - talents that make her attractive to the dead and the undead alike. The ghosts of the dead aren't usually dangerous; they just like to talk...a lot. The undead are another matter. Like any sensible girl, Cassie tries to avoid vampires, but when the bloodsucking mafioso she escaped three years ago finds Cassie again with vengeance on his mind, she's forced to turn to the vampire Senate for protection.
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1 out of 5 stars
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On and on and on with no point....OMG so ANNOYING
- By Katherine on 04-09-13
By: Karen Chance
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Red-Headed Stepchild
- By: Jaye Wells
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 575
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 481
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Story4 out of 5 stars 482
Sabina Kane doesn't really fit in. And being an assassin doesn't help matters. But she's never brought her work home. Until now. Sabina's latest mission is uncomfortably complex and threatens the fragile peace between the vampire and mage races. As she scrambles to figure out which side she's on, she uncovers a tangled political web, some nasty facts about her family, and some unexpected new talents. Any of these things could be worryingly life changing, but together they could be lethal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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One of the Worst Books I've "Read"
- By BestBooksBestPrice on 09-12-12
By: Jaye Wells
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The Book of Levi
- The Demon Accords, Book 0.5
- By: John Conroe
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 601
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 530
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How do you raise a boy who can bend reality with his mind? How do you keep him levelheaded, sane, and good? Raising any child is a tremendous undertaking, let alone one blessed by the goddess herself. Levi Guildersleeve, retired soldier and successful collector of rare books, finds himself as the only male role model of the most powerful witch ever born.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This could have been amazing, went on too long.
- By Justin on 11-22-22
By: John Conroe
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Kitty and The Midnight Hour
- Kitty Norville, Book 1
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,278
Kitty Norville is a midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station---and a werewolf in the closet. Sick of lame song requests, she accidentally starts "The Midnight Hour," a late-night advice show for the supernaturally disadvantaged. After desperate vampires, werewolves, and witches across the country begin calling in to share their woes, her new show is a raging success.
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5 out of 5 stars
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BILL CLINTON WAS A WEREWOLF
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By: Carrie Vaughn
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Alex Menkaure, former pharaoh and mummy, and his vampire partner, Marcus, born in ancient Rome, are vice cops in a special Miami police unit. They fight to keep the streets safe from criminal vampires, shape-shifters, bootleg blood dealers, and anti-vampire vigilantes. When poisoned artificial blood drives vampires to murder, the city threatens to tear itself apart. Only an unlikely alliance with former opponents can give Alex and Marcus a fighting chance against an ancient vampire conspiracy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
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Vampire Academy
- By: Richelle Mead
- Narrated by: Stephanie Wolf
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,275
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,005
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,009
St. Vladimir’s Academy isn’t just any boarding school—it’s a hidden place where vampires are educated in the ways of magic, and half-human teens train to protect them. Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, a bodyguard for her best friend Lissa, a Moroi Vampire Princess. They’ve been on the run, but now, they’re being dragged back to St. Vladimir’s—the very place where they’re most in danger....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator is awful. They should re-record this book!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-18-18
By: Richelle Mead
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Way of the Wolf: Shifter Legacies 1
- By: Mark E. Cooper
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 18 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 180
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Story4 out of 5 stars 172
Doctor David Lephmann wants nothing more than to learn about and help the less fortunate, and his new post at Mercy Hospital is the perfect place to do both. His mentor is desperate for the help, and welcomes him to a world of nonhuman customs and strange magics. One night after a long day at the hospital, David is confronted by the reality of life among monsters, when he intervenes in a fight he knows nothing about. He takes a side, and his life is changed forever.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vamps Wolves and more
- By Pat on 02-01-15
By: Mark E. Cooper
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Blood Song
- Blood Singer, Book 1
- By: Cat Adams
- Narrated by: Arika Escalona
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 302
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 275
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Story4 out of 5 stars 276
Bodyguard Celia Graves has definitely accepted her share of weird assignments, both human and supernatural. But her newest job takes the cake. Guarding a prince from terrorists and religious fundamentalists is hard enough, but it seems like the entire supernatural world is after this guy too. When she is betrayed by those she is employed to help, and everything goes horribly wrong, Celia wakes to find herself transformed. Neither human nor vampire, Celia has become an abomination-something that should not exist-and now both human and supernatural alike want her dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Blood Song
- By Andrew on 05-15-12
By: Cat Adams
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Discount Armageddon
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- By: Seanan McGuire
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,988
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,828
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,827
The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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5 out of 5 stars
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I love this book!
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By: Seanan McGuire
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Storm Front
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- Narrated by: James Marsters
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,062
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49,008
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48,926
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
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An Unattractive Vampire
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- Narrated by: Drew Campbell
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,597
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,404
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,403
After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile, also known as The Cursed One, The Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors, awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly. Modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Blood, Guts and lots of laughs!
- By Aaron on 08-27-16
By: Jim McDoniel
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Wild Hunger
- Heirs of Chicagoland Series, Book 1
- By: Chloe Neill
- Narrated by: Suzanne Elise Freeman
- Length: 11 hrs and 34 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,127
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,023
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,021
In the first thrilling installment of Chloe Neill's spinoff to the New York Times best-selling Chicagoland Vampires series, a new vampire will find out just how deep blood ties run. As the only vampire child ever born, some believed Elisa Sullivan had all the luck. But the magic that helped bring her into the world left her with a dark secret. Shifter Connor Keene, the only son of North American Central Pack Apex Gabriel Keene, is the only one she trusts with it. But she's a vampire and the daughter of a Master and a Sentinel, and he's prince of the Pack and its future king.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Rated PG 13 for violence; no intimacy!
- By V from Kansas on 03-05-19
By: Chloe Neill
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Dead to Me
- Simon Canderous, Book 1
- By: Anton Strout
- Narrated by: David DeVries
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 150
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 128
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 125
A new urban fantasy featuring a man working on the right side of the law - with talents that come from left field. Psychometry - the power to touch an object and divine information about its history - has meant a life of petty crime for Simon Canderous, but now he's gone over to the good side. At New York's underfunded and (mostly) secret Department of Extraordinary Affairs, he's learning about red tape, office politics, and the basics of paranormal investigation. But it's not the paperwork that has him breathless.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fun - worth the credit
- By BikeVON on 08-03-12
By: Anton Strout
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13,041
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What happens when the haggling is done and the shops are closed? When the quest has been given, the steeds saddled, and the adventurers are off to their next encounter? They keep the world running, the food cooked, and the horses shoed, yet what adventurer has ever spared a thought or concern for the Non-Player Characters? In the town of Maplebark, four such NPCs settle in for a night of actively ignoring the adventurers drinking in the tavern when things go quickly and fatally awry.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable if you manage your expectations
- By Miachi on 01-23-15
By: Drew Hayes
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Ghost of a Chance
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: Toby Leonard Moore
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 255
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New York Times best-selling author Simon R. Green has crafted numerous acclaimed science-fiction and fantasy novels, including Blue Moon Rising, Blood and Honor, and Shadows Fall. In this first installment of the Ghost Finders series, JC Chance, Melody Chambers, and Happy Jack Palmer are agents of the Carnacki Institute - a place where the sole purpose is to “do something” about ghosts. But what exactly?
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2 out of 5 stars
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I LOVE Simon R Green. But....
- By A. Lund on 02-09-13
By: Simon R. Green
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The Zeta Family
- By: Gretchen Enders
- Narrated by: Kevin Nealon, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Goodmurphy
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Original Recording
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Set on a large ranch in rural upstate New York, it’s early days for the eccentric group of people who call themselves "The Zeta Family" - quite possibly the next big cult phenomenon. Our protagonist, Katie, is an aspiring reporter who has decided to infiltrate the compound, and her future success as a journalist depends entirely on her ability to win the confidence of Zeta Doug, the likable spiritual leader of the group. He’s like a cross between Hunter S. Thompson and George R. R. Martin, with a little too much sci-fi in his head and acid in his blood stream.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really enjoyable
- By [Redacted] on 01-18-20
By: Gretchen Enders
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Hot Lead, Cold Iron [Dramatized Adaptation]
- A Mick Oberon Job, Book 1
- By: Ari Marmell
- Narrated by: full cast, Eric Messner, Ren Kasey, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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Chicago, 1932. Mick Oberon may look like just another private detective, but beneath the fedora and the overcoat, he's got pointy ears and he's packing a wand.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I have been looking for this for years.
- By David hay on 12-12-20
By: Ari Marmell
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The Dark Side of the Road [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Ishmael Jones Mystery, Book 1
- By: Simon R. Green
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Laura C Harris, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Ishmael Jones is someone who can’t afford to be noticed, someone who lives under the radar, who drives on the dark side of the road. He’s employed to search out secrets, investigate mysteries, and shine a light in dark places. Sometimes, he kills people. Invited by his employer, the enigmatic Colonel, to join him and his family for Christmas, Ishmael arrives at the grand but isolated Belcourt Manor in the midst of a blizzard to find that the Colonel has mysteriously disappeared.
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5 out of 5 stars
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GREAT LISTEN
- By chad chapman on 07-27-21
By: Simon R. Green
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Disappearing Nightly [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Esther Diamond, Book 1
- By: Laura Resnick
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Bob Payne, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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When bizarre magical disappearances disrupt shows around the city, Esther receives a mysterious warning not to go on with her off-Broadway show. Desperate to stay on stage rather than resort to waiting tables, Esther turns to her new BFF, Dr. Maximillian Zadok, a 350-year-old mage whose day job is protecting New York from Evil. Determined to get to the bottom of this mystery without losing her job, Esther and Max team up with a conjuring cowboy, a banker with stage aspirations, and a flock of fearless drag queens.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A mostly cozy, slightly magical mystery
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 02-14-24
By: Laura Resnick
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Clean Sweep
- By: Ilona Andrews
- Narrated by: Renee Raudman
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,151
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,588
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,581
On the outside, Dina Demille is the epitome of normal. She runs a quaint Victorian Bed and Breakfast in a small Texas town, owns a Shih Tzu named Beast, and is a perfect neighbor, whose biggest problem should be what to serve her guests for breakfast.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Story was good, narrator did not fit.
- By Letitia on 11-18-15
By: Ilona Andrews
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Shadow's Son [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Shadow Saga, Book 1
- By: Jon Sprunk
- Narrated by: full cast, Richard Rohan, Thomas Keegan, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Caim makes his living on the edge of a blade, but when a routine job goes south, he is thrust into the middle of an insidious plot. Pitted against crooked lawmen, rival killers, and sorcery from the Other Side, his only allies are Josephine, the socialite daughter of his last victim, and Kit, a guardian spirit no one else can see. But in this fight for his life, Caim only trusts his knives and his instincts, but they won't be enough when his quest for justice leads him from Othir's hazardous back alleys to its shining corridors of power.
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5 out of 5 stars
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a classic
- By Joshua E. Young on 06-20-22
By: Jon Sprunk
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Encounter [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Deathlands, Book 0
- By: James Axler
- Narrated by: full cast, Richard Rohan, Mort Shelby, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 36
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Stories of the Trader and his convoy of war wagons endure in the badlands of post-holocaust America. A dealer in Deathlands' most precious commodities - weapons and fuel - Trader takes note of a young Ryan Cawdor. Surrounded in myth and rumor, Trader sets into motion the beginnings of legend at a place called Virtue Lake...At Spearpoint, the ultimate redoubt housing a valuable cache of predark technology, two opposing wills clash. Levi Shabazz intends to carve his own empire out of the vast wastelands, but the Trader intends to thwart him and end his bloody siege of power.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- By PartyTimeMentats on 03-26-23
By: James Axler
What listeners say about The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Dramatized Adaptation)
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- jess
- 08-04-24
Cute and funny ( dry humor)
I could see this as a tv series. Not my usual listen but I enjoyed it and it kept me entertained. I really liked the full cast and sound effects. Love the different scenarios of trouble Fred finds himself in. I’m definitely listening to the second book.
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- Danny Moody
- 06-20-24
Nice start
Fun book. I usually don’t like books that feel like they are short story compilations. It is pretty well done here. I think it helps that all of the stories are good.
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- Anonymous User
- 09-29-24
LOVE THIS SERIES!
Great lighthearted fantasy series. Fun adventures and lovable characters. The "Graphic Audio" version is absolutely the best!
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- R. MCRACKAN
- 07-22-22
Every inch as good as the original unabridged
After hearing lovely 7 books with the same narrator, it's quite unsettling at first to hear the full cast.
I was disappointed when it first began. What's the point of full cast if it's just one guy monologuing with a few extra sound effects? That gets fixed pretty quickly. This series accumulates characters one at a time and lets you get to know one before meeting another. It doesn't take long before it has rich dialog and it's no longer just Fred's monologue.
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- J. Strain
- 06-24-24
So happy I happened upon this gem of a series!
Absolutely loved the dramatized adaptation of this book! The entire cast is excellent; I could listen to Christopher Walker narrate just about anything. I truly can’t say enough good things about this book, and I’m thrilled there are quite a few more books in the series.
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- Stephan
- 07-02-23
great listen. looking forward to the series
this would make for a great movie or series adaptation. the voice acting in this was superb.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-24-23
Love it
I heard the 2nd book then this. Now I am addicted with this series.
The story is light and fun, while the performances are superb. It really feels like a movie in your mind.
I hope the really make a series or movie from this
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- alan scarlett
- 05-15-24
Love the supernatural.
I love this story I hope there's more they're only seems to be five chapters I love it I want more Fred
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- Chris
- 08-30-24
Humorous Adventures
The title definitely doesn't match the events - which was obvious but also appreciated. The cast does a great job at bringing all the characters to life. I do feel like it was mostly a handful of short stories bunched together in a novel but the storylines were enjoyable.
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- RJ
- 08-23-21
totally entertaining
I really enjoy this format, it's like a play but for your ears. I like the Fred series. The premise of a boring vampire is super entertaining. I don't think I'd read this as a book, but as a play/radio show format, it's great.
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