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Drew Hayes
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Most people would be overjoyed to win $50,000 and the chance to star in a nation-wide commercial, even if it was just for a fast food joint like Camelot Burger. Then again, Clint Tucker has never been like most people.
Ushered to the tropical paradise of Kenowai, he and the other winners undertake an island tradition for the cameras, one meant to free a local imprisoned deity. One with very specific requirements that have yet to be met. One that might just be a bit more authentic than any of them expected. One that will begin a journey fraught with danger, excitement, and more beer than is wise or healthy.
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Story4 out of 5 stars 166
Older than she looks and powerful beyond measure, Barbara Yager no longer has much in common with the mortal life she left behind long ago. Posing as an herbalist and a researcher, she travels the country with her faithful (mostly) dragon-turned-dog in an enchanted Airstream, fulfilling her duties as a Baba Yaga and avoiding any possibility of human attachment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Absolutely FABULOUS!
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By: Deborah Blake
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Unwind
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- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,413
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,227
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,221
After America’s Second Civil War, the Pro-Choice and Pro-Life armies came to an agreement. According to their Bill of Life, human life may not be terminated from the moment of conception until the age of thirteen. But between the ages of thirteen and eighteen, the child may be gotten rid of by their parent through a process called “unwinding.”
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chilling, Scary, Difficult to Read
- By Joe on 11-11-20
By: Neal Shusterman
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Scythe
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19,533
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19,510
A world with no hunger, no disease, no war, no misery: Humanity has conquered all those things and has even conquered death. Now Scythes are the only ones who can end life - and they are commanded to do so in order to keep the size of the population under control. Citra and Rowan are chosen to apprentice to a scythe - a role that neither wants. These teens must master the "art" of taking life, knowing that the consequence of failure could mean losing their own.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Teenage Thumbs up
- By Lila R on 04-01-17
By: Neal Shusterman
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Death Becomes Her
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,305
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,133
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,130
What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vamp action at its' finest
- By BikeVON on 04-19-17
By: Michael Anderle
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The Ferryman Institute
- A Novel
- By: Colin Gigl
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Ferryman Charlie Dawson saves dead people - somebody has to convince them to move on to the afterlife, after all. Having never failed a single assignment, he's acquired a reputation for success that's as legendary as it is unwanted. It turns out that serving as a Ferryman is causing Charlie to slowly lose his mind. Deemed too valuable by the Ferryman Institute to be let go and too stubborn to just give up in his own right, Charlie's pretty much abandoned all hope of escaping his grim existence. Or he had, anyway, until he saved Alice Spiegel.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator does not capture tone of the story
- By Jessica Bell on 03-15-17
By: Colin Gigl
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Bone Shop
- A Marla Mason Novel
- By: T. A. Pratt
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 223
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4 out of 5 stars 197
Marla Mason is the chief sorcerer of Felport, a woman who's tangled with gods and monsters and come out on top (if a bit damaged in the process). Bone Shop tells the story of Marla's evolution from runaway to sorcerer's apprentice to mercenary magician and beyond. Fans of the urban fantasy series from Bantam Spectra that began with Blood Engines will find surprising secrets revealed about Marla's past, and new listeners can get to know the character from the very beginning.
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3 out of 5 stars
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LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE
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By: T. A. Pratt
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Immortal
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- Narrated by: Steve Carlson
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Surviving 60,000 years takes cunning and more than a little luck. But in the 21st century, Adam confronts new dangers - someone has found out what he is, a demon is after him, and he has run out of places to hide. Worst of all, he has had entirely too much to drink.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story that will make you think about life!
- By MJP on 12-22-16
By: Gene Doucette
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Into the Out Of
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50
Earth is being invaded by the shetani - spirit creatures so small and stealthy that only one man knows about the increasing peril. The potential savior is an African elder named Olkeloki who is capable of fighting evil both in this world and the spirit one. But to be successful he must recruit the help of two others: government agent Joshua Oak, and a feisty young woman named Merry Sharrow. Only the three of them can keep the shetani from destroying reality as we know it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another Great Book by a Master Storyteller!
- By Tracy Michael Herring on 05-03-21
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Blood Song
- Blood Singer, Book 1
- By: Cat Adams
- Narrated by: Arika Escalona
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 302
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 275
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Story4 out of 5 stars 276
Bodyguard Celia Graves has definitely accepted her share of weird assignments, both human and supernatural. But her newest job takes the cake. Guarding a prince from terrorists and religious fundamentalists is hard enough, but it seems like the entire supernatural world is after this guy too. When she is betrayed by those she is employed to help, and everything goes horribly wrong, Celia wakes to find herself transformed. Neither human nor vampire, Celia has become an abomination-something that should not exist-and now both human and supernatural alike want her dead.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Blood Song
- By Andrew on 05-15-12
By: Cat Adams
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Gateways
- Original New Stories Inspired by Frederik Pohl
- By: Greg Bear, Gregory Benford, Ben Bova, and others
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 17 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 96
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
It isn’t easy to get a group of bestselling SF authors to write new stories for an anthology, but that’s what Elizabeth Anne Hull has done in this powerhouse book. With original, captivating tales by Greg Bear, Gregory Benford, Ben Bova, David Brin, Cory Doctorow, Neil Gaiman, Joe Haldeman, Harry Harrison, Larry Niven, Vernor Vinge, Gene Wolfe, and others, Gateways is a SF event that will be a must-buy for SF readers of all tastes, from the traditional to the cutting edge; from the darkly serious to the laugh-out-loud funny.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Spectacular.
- By Steve Reid on 08-21-15
By: Greg Bear, and others
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Embrace
- By: Jessica Shirvington
- Narrated by: Rebecca Macauley
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Story4 out of 5 stars 169
All Violet wants is to be with Lincoln. But he has a secret so great it could tear them apart. Then there’s Phoenix. He’s intense and enigmatic, but he's always there for her. Caught up in a battle between light and dark - where angels seek vengeance and humans are warriors - Violet must decide who she’s willing to sacrifice and who to trust, because the wrong choice could cost her not only her life, but her destiny.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not all Aussi's sound like this
- By Ella on 10-27-12
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Book of Secrets
- By: Chris Roberson
- Narrated by: Peter Brooke
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 53
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Story4 out of 5 stars 54
It will take more than angels and demons to stop him. Reporter Spencer Finch is embroiled in the hunt for a missing book, encountering along the way cat burglars and mobsters, hackers and mysterious monks. At the same time, he's trying to make sense of the legacy left to him by his late grandfather, a chest of what appear to be pulp magazines from the golden age of fantasy fiction.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Rating < 0
- By Sandra on 04-04-16
By: Chris Roberson
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Shadow Blade
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- By: Seressia Glass
- Narrated by: Allyson Johnson
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 141
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4 out of 5 stars 93
For Kira Solomon, normal was never an option. Kira's day job is as an antiquities expert, but her true calling is as a Shadowchaser. Trained from youth to be one of the most lethal Chasers in existence, Kira serves the Gilead Commission, dispatching the Fallen who sow discord and chaos. Of course, sometimes Gilead bureaucracy is as much a thorn in her side as anything the Fallen can muster against her. Right now, though, she's got a bigger problem....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Agile Narrator, Fun Story, Realistic POCs
- By D on 02-22-15
By: Seressia Glass
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Fury Rising
- By: Barbra Annino
- Narrated by: Valerie Gilbert
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Tisiphone loves spending her days playing poker in the underworld, far away from mortals and all the trouble they cause - and all the terrible mistakes they make. Unfortunately for this goddess, her sister Alecto has vanished in Las Vegas - and the gods of Olympus believe only Tisi can find her and bring her back. To make matters worse, they force her to partner up with a mortal: recently deceased FBI agent Archer Mays. With all these challenges, how can a Fury keep her temper?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good story here!
- By Melissa and Josh on 10-01-16
By: Barbra Annino
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Going Dark
- Lost Platoon Series, Book 1
- By: Monica McCarty
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Wiley
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 100
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Story4 out of 5 stars 99
After walking into a trap on a covert op in Russia, the men from top secret SEAL Team Nine are presumed dead. Not knowing whom they can trust, and with war hanging in the balance, the survivors must go dark and scatter around the globe. Marine ecologist Annie Henderson joins her new boyfriend on a trip to the Western Isles of Scotland to protest a hazardous offshore drilling venture. When she realizes that she may be swept up in something far more dangerous than she'd intended, there is only one man she can turn to....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not as good as highlander series
- By Zzrole on 09-07-17
By: Monica McCarty
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Alaskan Dawn
- By: Edie Claire
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 9 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 115
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 116
Haley knew that carrying her twin sister's baby would be a sacrifice. She just didn't know how great. Pregnant, overworked, and driven to the end of her rope by the neediness of the sister and widowed mother who depend on her, a high-powered young attorney seeks refuge with a week's vacation on the Alaskan coast.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed listening
- By Connie Correll on 05-12-16
By: Edie Claire
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The 13th Paladin Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Torsten Weitze, Tim Casey - translator
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 43 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,126
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,039
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,038
Ahren's life consists of being beaten up by his drunkard father or bullied by the village lads. But at the annual suitability tests for apprenticeships, the young boy finds himself selected by Falk, the guardian of the forest, to be his apprentice and his world is turned upside down.
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4 out of 5 stars
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couple of messed up things to it.
- By Matt on 02-08-22
By: Torsten Weitze, and others
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Scamps & Scoundrels
- Bad Guys, Book 1
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,203
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,828
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,817
Just yesterday, Ben was a petty criminal getting by on fleecing New York’s one-percenters. Today, he's got a new face, a new name, and a new world to navigate. And Ben’s thinking maybe this time around, he’ll use his skills at disarming and deceiving to help out people other than himself. Maybe. Watching a medieval City Guard fight off a 20-foot-tall ooze that crawled up from the sewers will make you think twice about life decisions.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The synopsis SUCKS, you will love this
- By Peyton on 01-13-20
By: Eric Ugland
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The Broken Room
- By: Peter Clines
- Narrated by: Timothy Andrés Pabon
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,539
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,265
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,256
Hector was the best of the best. A government operative who could bring armies to a halt and nations to their knees. But when his own country betrayed him, he dropped off the grid and picked up the first of many bottles. Natalie can’t remember much of her life before her family brought her to the US, but she remembers the cages. And getting taken away to the Project with dozens of other young children to become part of their nightmarish experiments. That’s how she ended up with the ghost of a dead secret agent stuck in her head.
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1 out of 5 stars
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What is this?
- By Austin on 03-01-22
By: Peter Clines
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Rookie Privateer
- Privateer Tales, Book 1
- By: Jamie McFarlane
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,712
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,576
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,578
When you are old enough to finally become an Earth Mars citizen, everything should be perfect. Right? Not for Liam Hoffen. He's stuck on a mining asteroid called Colony 40, helping his father work a claim that is never going to pay out. His best friend, Nick James is set for life in James' Rental business and Liam just discovered that the girl he's known forever thinks he's pretty great and now she's leaving for the Mars Naval Academy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very Solid Storyline well performed
- By KittJ on 08-03-16
By: Jamie McFarlane
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Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself
- Heretical Fishing, Book 1
- By: Haylock Jobson
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 23 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,710
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,485
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,484
When summoned to a fantastical world and granted powers by a broken System, most freshly minted protagonists would strap on their big-boy boots and get ready for their stats to start climbing. But Fischer isn't like most MCs. In fact, he doesn't want to be a hero at all. Fame? Fortune? Power? He had enough of all that in his old life. Discovering forbidden fishing techniques and petting every cute animal that comes within scritching distance? Now that's a good time.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The Plot Armor is Unreal
- By Warren on 03-18-24
By: Haylock Jobson
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The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,615
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,629
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,613
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
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2 out of 5 stars
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Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Kindle Customer on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
What listeners say about Pears and Perils
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- John Canuette
- 11-04-20
Great Story!
Despite my 4 star review this is and excellent book that I would freely recommend to anyone.
The loss of the star falls on probably a petty point of mine, and to be honest 3-4 years ago this would have warranted a full 5 Stars. Having read almost everything else Drew Hayes has written has however upped my standards and probably helped me better understand my tastes in books, so if you're reading this Mr Hayes it's all your fault.
These Characters did not feel as developed or independent as any of Drew's other characters, with the soul exception of Thunder who will forever be in my heart from this point on.
The Narrator was good don't get me wrong but he might have had a hand in the characters all running together.
TLDR:
Great book, not quite on par with other Drew Hayes novels.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Nichole Parr
- 01-03-19
Other worldly good
I loved this book!! Each twist and turn was unanticipated. The characters were relatable and enjoyable to get to know.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- J.R. Snyder
- 05-19-17
An excellent romp, if it's okay to say romp
This is just a good, fun, neat story. As is usually the case with a Drew Hayes work it's filled with characters that you can't help but like. You're rooting for them all the way. It's an enjoyable ride, well narrated, with a sweet and satisfying finale.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Daniel
- 12-13-22
Best one yet
The story is a really fun romp and I enjoyed the reader’s zeal. Drew said this is one of his favorites and now it’s one of mine too.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- AxeanaB
- 11-10-18
Hilarious!
Hilarious and entertaining! This book definitely does not take itself seriously and that's awesome. It was a light, fun listen.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- NERDY_GURU
- 01-25-18
A heartwarming tale, sprinkled with Drew’s wit and charm
After nearly listening to all of Drew’s books, I decided I would finally give this one a try. Though different it has what I love about his writing. I can’t wait to see what he writes next.
Also Matt Armstrong did a fantastic job narrating.
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- Peter Kirby
- 09-08-17
Excellent
I really enjoyed this story. Different from what I have been reading but a lovely surprised. It kept me hooked the whole time.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Mike&Brae
- 11-04-16
Mediocre
Story is sub par and touches on boring. Luckily his superpowereds series is totally awesome!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- listenstobooksincar
- 05-05-21
Pretty good story but....
I like the story. Easy to keep up with, quick, lighthearted. My only problem is with Thunder. His Dude-Bro speak is considered cute and funny with some irony. I cannot help but think that if the character had a very heavy urban patois, the entire book would have been deemed completely offensive and would been banned. In the end the character did not speak urban so I guess my point does not matter. I just got a little bent with his affectation because it was a little over the top and it was not taken serious until he dropped some knowledge. Whatever...
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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Story3 out of 5 stars
- Katie E. Martens
- 06-01-16
light and fun
a good summer time relaxing listen. the characters were likeable though not memorable. the plot was interesting and didn't get too convoluted. very good narration
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