Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans

And Tidbits of Useless Knowledge for the Rest of Us

By: Simeone Crowther Fruke

Narrated by: Christian White

It's Time To Unlock the Badass You Have Always Been Meant To Be!
Are you tired of society trying to put you in a box and dictating how you are supposed to think, respond, feel, and even exist?

You are not alone; nothing is off, broken, warped, or weird about you.

All you need is some Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans to adjust your mindset and tackle the world!

People have a nasty habit of taking life and themselves way too seriously. Overanalyzing and overcomplicating every nuance of our existence can leave even the strongest person physically, mentally, and emotionally drained. This book attempts to solve this dilemma by delivering straightforward, practical advice to which any everyday human can relate.

In this Simple F*cking Advice book, you will learn:

• When to Speed the F*ck Up
• When to Slow the F*ck Down
• How to Act Instead of Always Reacting
• When to Fake it Until you Make it
• How to Know Who the F*ck You Really Are
• And Much More

This is not a book of encouragement and inspiration. It will not pat you on the back, pick you up, dust you off, or hold your hand along life’s journey. It is precisely what the title states - Simple Advice For Everyday Humans.
If you can set your ego aside and temporarily abstain from being offended you might just learn something about the world and more importantly about yourself. Happy listening, and you have been warned!

©2024 Simeone Fruke (P)2024 Simeone Fruke

This is an extraordinary self-help book! Loved it!

Wow, what a great read! I highly recommend this book. It is a fun and unique way to look at self-help! It's funny and offers simple, easy-to-follow advice on how to constantly reshape our lives: slow down, speed up, reframe, reflect, and so much more. You don't know what you don't know, and that's how it should be.

Very straightforward and well-written

I love its direct approach, that it goes straight to the subject and pushes you to somehow put your life together. Great guidance and amazing advice.

Not Your Typical Motivation Book

I found this book to be a breath of fresh air. Finally something that’s real and raw and honest. This books challenges you to take a deep look at who you are, knowing your strengths and playing to them. We don’t need to try and be something we aren’t! The analogies this book uses really helps to drive in the points. I particularly liked the ones about the burger and the cheetah.

Hilarious and Honest

Don't let the title fool you - this book is packed with surprisingly good advice delivered in a refreshingly blunt way. It challenges your perspective and makes you laugh out loud. Perfect for anyone who needs a reality check with a side of humor. 5 stars!

Straight to the F'n point

This audiobook is great. It gets straight to the point giving great advice. The audiobook also uses real life success stories like Bill Gates and Michael Jordan for relatablbility. The only con is it's an extremely short being just under 2hrs in length. Some may think it's a perfect length but I found myself wanting more.

Blunt and Refreshing

"Simple F*cking Advice for Everyday Humans" is a breath of fresh air in the self-help genre. This audiobook offers no-nonsense, straightforward advice that cuts through the fluff and gets right to the point. If you're tired of sugar-coated motivational books, this one is for you. The narrator's blunt and humorous delivery makes the practical tips and insights even more impactful.

I loved how it tackles common life challenges with simple, actionable advice. Whether it's knowing when to speed up or slow down, or how to act instead of react, every chapter felt relevant and useful. This book isn't about coddling; it's about giving you the tools to handle life's ups and downs with a bit more grit and a lot more honesty.

The best part? It's not trying to inspire you with lofty ideals or unrealistic expectations. It's real, raw, and incredibly refreshing. If you can set aside your ego and take the advice at face value, you'll find it both enlightening and empowering. Highly recommend for anyone looking to cut through the noise and get some genuine, practical advice for everyday life.

It's an okay for me.

Well this book is not really for me!! I mean it's and okay read.but what i don't like about this book they curse too much but other wise from the cursing it ok

Empowerment

Is a bold and unapologetic audiobook that challenges listeners to break free from societal constraints and embrace their true selves. With its practical guidance and unwavering authenticity, it serves as a rallying cry for individuals seeking to unlock their inner badass and live life on their own terms.

A breath of fresh air!

This book is a refreshing slap in the face to societal norms. It cuts through the BS with straightforward wisdom that hits home. This book won't coddle you—it'll challenge you to stop overthinking and start living. Get ready for a reality check that might just change your life. I loved it!

Such a fun book

You'll learn a lot of pretty useless stuff but very interesting I liked the creativity used found it very amusing!