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Heroes rise. Evil falls. But Legends never die...
On a celestial battlefield, the great warrior Boom once stood alongside gods and angels to defend the fabric of existence.
Now, this fabled hero lives out his days in a quaint village where legendary figures spend their eternal retirement. Because legends may never die, but they have to wind up somewhere.
Life there is quiet, almost boring, until a band of bandits and an overzealous kingdom threaten the peace. The time has come for Boom and his companions to rise once more and face a new enemy!
Legendary Retirement is the start of a new progression fantasy adventure about retired heroes who still have some fight left in them. Featuring LitRPG elements, Overpowered MCs, unforgettable characters, epic battles, and plenty of laughs, this satirical take on Progression Fantasy is filled with nonstop-action!
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Koen is accepted into the famous Dragon Stone Academy, where he'll certainly encounter adventure, magic, and power beyond his wildest dreams. None of it comes easy though, and as he learns, he'll uncover more than he expected. Secrets lurk deep within the kingdom and its fabled academy. Some of them are eager to keep a young hero from saving the world.
By: Timothy McGowen
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Tower of Jack
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Sean Loomer
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed 'World's Best Assassin', had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let's just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim.
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Good one
- By CC on 09-27-24
By: Sean Loomer
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Past Life Hero: Book 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Blaise Corvin
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Max was murdered, but now he is mostly over it. Living on earth as a recent college graduate, he can still perfectly recall his past life on the fantasy world of Albion before that. He'd been hailed as the "Hero of the World" after crawling his way up from poverty, eventually enjoying great fame and luxury. But on mana-starved Earth, he's just a guy.
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Story not well thought out
- By Ruykann on 10-16-24
By: Blaise Corvin
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Adorable Atrocity
- An Alien Evolution LITRPG
- By: Zenkarn Cooper
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Today was the Erodicilee's happiest day-until it wasn't. A cruel monster interrupted his trip, stole his mother and fled, but thankfully, he was born for such an occasion. For him, eating creatures will allow him to evolve new abilities to grow strong enough and find the one he loves!
By: Zenkarn Cooper
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- Carnival Series, Book 1
- By: C.J. Milnes
- Narrated by: Charles Robert Fox
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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John was a pretty easy going kind of a guy. Work from home desk job. Single dad to a precocious but overall tolerable daughter. Doing ok for himself in most ways by the standards of the old world. Then the System arrived. The everyday world he's known for decades has changed so he must change as well. He will need friends and allies to help keep himself and his daughter safe. He has to find ways to synergise his teleportation power with the abilities of the rest of his team as they fight off waves of monsters.
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It's a good character developments, but the plot is a bit
- By Cory on 09-23-24
By: C.J. Milnes
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Spellbreaker Climbs the Tower 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: DB King, Han Yang
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Renée Nolen
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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Jason Sanchez is at work when the world ends. Dark towers engulf buildings all across the city, filling them with dangerous monsters. Fortunately for Jason, he acquires the Curse Weaver Class, which gives him a fighting chance at surviving the apocalypse. That is, assuming he can rally a bevy of unlikely allies to his cause and master the strange but powerful abilities of the Curse Weaver.
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MC is an idiot.
- By Anthony on 09-30-24
By: DB King, and others
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Dragon Stone Academy
- Nether Gate Wardens, Book 1
- By: Timothy McGowen
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 13 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Koen is accepted into the famous Dragon Stone Academy, where he'll certainly encounter adventure, magic, and power beyond his wildest dreams. None of it comes easy though, and as he learns, he'll uncover more than he expected. Secrets lurk deep within the kingdom and its fabled academy. Some of them are eager to keep a young hero from saving the world.
By: Timothy McGowen
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Tower of Jack
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Sean Loomer
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 15 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack Atlas, self-proclaimed 'World's Best Assassin', had a simple plan: retire in style and marry the girl of his dreams. Then he gets placed in The Tower—a divine deathtrap where gods pit their creations against each other for the ultimate prize: eternal paradise for you and your friends. The catch? If you lose, well, let's just say your chances of finding a decent bar in oblivion are slim.
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Good one
- By CC on 09-27-24
By: Sean Loomer
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Past Life Hero: Book 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Blaise Corvin
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 16 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Max was murdered, but now he is mostly over it. Living on earth as a recent college graduate, he can still perfectly recall his past life on the fantasy world of Albion before that. He'd been hailed as the "Hero of the World" after crawling his way up from poverty, eventually enjoying great fame and luxury. But on mana-starved Earth, he's just a guy.
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Story not well thought out
- By Ruykann on 10-16-24
By: Blaise Corvin
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Adorable Atrocity
- An Alien Evolution LITRPG
- By: Zenkarn Cooper
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Today was the Erodicilee's happiest day-until it wasn't. A cruel monster interrupted his trip, stole his mother and fled, but thankfully, he was born for such an occasion. For him, eating creatures will allow him to evolve new abilities to grow strong enough and find the one he loves!
By: Zenkarn Cooper
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The Beastlands
- Arcane Pathfinder, Book 2
- By: Mashton XX, Mashton XY
- Narrated by: Azur Studios/Erin Neil
- Length: 22 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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After recovering from her battle with the evolved being, Sam finds she has damaged her body and soul. And to her surprise, she discovers she isn't exactly human and may have an infinite number of siblings! That revelation broached many questions since Sam grew up an orphan on Earth. Unfortunately, Sam doesn't have time to dwell on what she has done to herself because the church has finally found Nara's whereabouts and immediately attacks the group, only to find out what an angry Pathfinder who only recently ripped an evolved creature apart can do.
By: Mashton XX, and others
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Lord of Goblins Vol. 1: Definitive Edition
- By: Michiel Werbrouck, Hadi Bendakji
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
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Corruption. Greed. War. Lev is no stranger to the evils of the world, having spent a lifetime fighting the predatory system that ensnared the world's population and turned them into puppets for the leaders of humanity.
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reads like a rough draft
- By Matthew on 06-09-23
By: Michiel Werbrouck, and others
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Monster Ranch 1: A LitRPG Adventure
- Monster Ranch, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Boise Blue
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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In the heart of Jacksen County, Jason has begun to carve out his new destiny. With his magic system now reset, he’s focused on doing something new with his life—ranching. After taking a job at Eldritch Ranch, Jason embraces his role as a rancher under the employ of Sera—a fierce beauty who currently owns the ranch. With a reset Tracker to guide him, he’s establishing his skills with unique rancher spells and learning more about magical beasts.
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The most interesting story
- By Genielle on 01-28-25
By: Dante King
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Trials of the Nekomancer
- A Comedy LitRPG Isekai Adventure
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Walt Allen
- Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins
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The Abyssal Tower—an endless dungeon where the chosen earn their gods' favor. Here they are promised riches, skills, and legendary artifacts. Six divines, six factions, each competing with warriors from all across the realm. But what happens when an unknown seventh god comes out of retirement? Meet Adam Glow, a persecuted, down-on-his-luck necromancer with dreams of crafting a utopia. After a series of unfortunate events, he finds himself and his cat, Schrödinger, cornered by the dastardly forces of the Empire.
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A fun story
- By Amazon Customer on 01-29-25
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Battle Through the Nine Realms
- By: Shawn Wilson
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Erin Bateman
- Length: 15 hrs and 26 mins
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Ragnarok is near and the Vikings of Midgard have failed to uphold their duty to prevent it. With time running out, the All-Father Odin himself, searches all the worlds for one last warrior who might hold back the destruction threatening Nine Realms and every world created. Magnus’s death caught the All-Father’s one good eye. As an Army Ranger, he knew he was placing himself in the line of fire every day, and knew a day could come that cost him his life. What he didn't want was the rest of his team would be wiped out with him, the worst disaster the Rangers had experienced in decades.
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Great listen
- By Lukas Kneeland on 10-09-24
By: Shawn Wilson
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The Runic Artist
- Blank Canvas
- By: Ellake
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
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In a world where runes hold unimaginable power, mere mortal and gifted artisan Nate must harness arcane magic to navigate treacherous paths, reveal the hidden truths of his own past, and discover the workings of the illusive ‘System’. No big deal. Emboldened by only his penknife and a weirdly profound understanding of runic sorcery, Nate must uncover if the path he has been thrust upon may spare his earthly existence. After all, why only leave your mark on one world… when you might leave it on two?
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Good story with less than perfect narration and writing.
- By Christopher on 09-04-24
By: Ellake
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Resonance
- D.E.D. Exorcist, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Smidt
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 15 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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D.E.D. Exorcists is the latest Augmented Reality mobile game focused on capturing, collecting, and training teams of Digitally Energized Demons. For an ordinary college student like Henry, who has always loved monster-taming RPGs, it looks like the perfect game. At least, until he downloads it. Now, the monsters are real. Henry finds himself forcibly recruited into the very real D.E.D. Exorcists: a shadow organization capable of capturing, training, and subduing the real-life demons that are invading Earth.
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Decent but has issues
- By Amazon Customer on 10-04-24
By: Jonathan Smidt
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The Swordmaster and the Strategist
- Requiem for the Stars, Book 1
- By: Jeremy Bai
- Narrated by: Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Length: 28 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Banished demons from Nightmare Cove have come for blood. As allies die horrific deaths around him, Xerxes has no choice but to grip his sword and call on his meager magic to stay alive. When he receives an opportunity to train at one of the most prestigious mage schools in the empire, Xerxes jumps at the chance to learn how to defeat the demons. But will it be enough? Is it too little too late?
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Loved it, can't wait for more!
- By vaibhav shrivastava on 01-11-25
By: Jeremy Bai
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Breaker of Games
- A LitRPG Experience (Nexus of Chaos, Book One)
- By: Timothy W. Long
- Narrated by: John Pirhalla
- Length: 15 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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In a not-so-distant future, Earth is at the mercy of a rogue quantum AI, with the power to manipulate time, space, and reality. This once-benign creation has gone off the rails, turning our world into a chaotic, dystopian landscape straight out of a video game. Amidst this madness, Liam, an ordinary man, is thrust into the role of Earth's unlikely savior. Tasked with rebooting the entire planet, he must navigate a world where the rules of physics are as malleable as the whims of the AI that controls it.
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A Lit RPG with a twist.
- By Monty on 10-16-24
By: Timothy W. Long
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Black Market
- A LitRPG Isekai Adventure
- By: M. G. Driver
- Narrated by: Curt Bonnem
- Length: 16 hrs and 42 mins
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Kyle Hawthorn never bows to anyone, not even in death. And he certainly isn't going to after being reincarnated into the vice city of Raktor. Most would rather spend eternity in purgatory than be reborn into this living hell—but not Kyle. Hell is exactly where he wants to rule. There's only one problem. Rival gangs have set their sights on his territory, and his few followers are no better than glorified meat shields. Kyle must find a way to salvage his struggling crew, evade authorities, and annihilate his enemies with the help of a mysterious system from a bygone era.
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A great Idea, it's a shame it doesn't pan out
- By James on 09-20-24
By: M. G. Driver
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Hell-Forged
- By: E.M. Hardy
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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"Congratulations! You are the last survivor of the Hell Games. You have gained back your freedom." Huh? One moment I was running from demons and other competitors trying to do me in. The next, I was thrown back into yet another realm. Before me, some Princess started explaining that she had asked the gods for champions to help save her world in these dire times… and I was one of the chosen heroes. Yeah, right! I had been in Hell long enough to know I shouldn't trust my senses when it all seemed too good to be true.
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not worth it
- By Anonymous User on 09-15-24
By: E.M. Hardy
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Mark of the Crijik, Books 1-4
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: ThinkTwice
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 50 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Andross Silver had a nice life... Until he was pushed off a building and found himself in a new world. Reborn into a family that wants to kill him, gifted with a System, and armed with determination, Andross must rise to the challenges of a strange new world he suddenly finds himself in. His only blessing is the Mark of the Crijik, a magical gift from a divine being that bestows great powers onto those that possess it.
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Improvement over Book 3
- By Sailfish on 01-24-25
By: ThinkTwice
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- Raymond Howard
- 09-29-24
hilarious and awesome
this book starts out with an unlucky boy and ends with some awesome legendary figures from history of their world being caught up in a epic battle and dastardly plots! I can't wait for book 2
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 09-26-24
Soooooooo darn ridiculous that you can't help but love ❤ it!
What an absodamnlutely ridiculous story! And yeah I loved it only considering for a minute to dnf it. Hey it was only for a minute... for reals 😄 ... so yeah you'll need to give the book and before too long you'll find yourself laughing on the floor. Get the audiobook and meet the residents of Boomtown.
Here's just one of the many quotes that I found amusing:
"Sir Boom might refuse to comply, but there was a way to get him up and moving. “There are outsiders in the village, and they’re ransacking the cigar shop.”
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- Backlash
- 10-29-24
when the God's check out
an invisible barrier separates a strange town of immortals from the restvof the world until it fails. It was an interesting spin on immortality and I'm interested in seeing where it goes from here.
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- John M.
- 10-17-24
It was okay.
I have a hard time with the Narrator. His pitch drops at the end of every sentance. The humor kind of lands somewhere in the buggs bunny Elmer Fudd range. I think thats great in a cartoon but it lands flat for me in an audio book.
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