I Am the GOAT

I Am the GOAT, Book 1

By: Marc Mulero

Narrated by: Armen Taylor

One thing stands in the way of heaven and hell colliding… a goat.

After he died, conman Jake thought he made a good deal with the System. Turns out, the System swindled him. He woke up in an upside-down world with four furry legs and the powers of a mind-warping necromancer at his hoof tips.

Humans are the servants, farm animals are the demon masters, and amid the mayhem, Jake finds meaning in his new life. Building out a barnyard kingdom and ritualizing the remains of his foes makes for some pretty sweet fire-breathing abilities. But a dire warning from the hand of the demon lord forces him to change course. The end of days is nigh unless a new demon can claim the throne.

Through fire, blood, and squeals, Jake will become… the GOAT.

©2024 Marc Mulero (P)2024 Podium Audio

Outstanding take on a litrpg

Great characters, fun story progression without being a go here then there story. Narrator was awesome and lots of dark humor to boot, what a hoot!

Meh…It’s pretty tasty

Jake is a mobster or he was. Now he is running for his life. He was a schemer, he made things happen or made people think thing had happened. Jake’s latest escapade was to steal from the mafia to impress a girl. All of his scams, he has been able to get away with, without too many consequences. This time, there was escape, no talking his way out of what he had done. Jake had used the don’s daughter to get work his way into a card game. Not the worst thing, he had done, but robbing it, was probably going to be the last thing he has done.

They caught up to him, four big goons and him. It was not looking good. They beat on him and the next thing he knew he was being carried. Jake tried to give them money, his side business, anything to live through it. The thugs just laughed and then, then they threw him off a roof. Jake saw a message that said earth phase ending, shuffling options. The system offers Jake to be a floater. He immediately thinks of a toilet, but the System corrects him. He would drift between realms and report back to the System. Jake decides that is not for him. After much back and forth, Jake asks for a somewhat important position in the world and if he can see Maria again. The System makes a compromise, if it agrees with Jake, will he accept the System’s assignment? He agrees. The next message he receives tells him he is Demon Spawn Level 1 and he is a goat. And so it begins….

Awesome!

I loved this book, it has a ton of occult symbology so if you’re overly Christian this isn’t the book for you. If you have a sense of reality and realize this is just a book, a real good one at that, then get this book. It’s amazing. The story line just works and the voice actor is the best I’ve heard so far. I actually just got another book just because this same voice actor narrated it.

Love you Jake the Ripper ❤️

Great New Story

I thought it was a great new story! Loved the way it went and I am looking forward to the next one. I encourage others to give it a chance and see for yourselves! The author did a great job with the narrative and the reader did a good job bringing it to life. Can’t wait for the next installment of what I hope will have many more books to come.

Goat man!!!

this book was really good, concept, progression, pacing..etc. the Narrator was really good too, he has the perfect voice for a dark humor story. I will definitely be looking forward to the next books.

Zootopia

What the heck! This book is crazy and the narrator might be even crazier. Starts out with our MC in a hopeless situation, then we land with a mobster stuck as a goat. Who would think that would work? But it does. So well. I love the power scaling and the unique skill system.

Out of control entertainment

A bit strange but I loved every minute of it. I laughed my backside off as it was highly entertaining. The story and the performance were awesome and very enjoyable and left me wanting more.

great voice acting

great story with excellent voice actor. I would recommend this to anyone who has an interest in scifi/fantasy.

Average story.

Kinda unique with the animals in hell but thats about it. The story isnt all that interesting. It was all just alright.

interesting litsen

loved the narration and the story. I would definitely listen to more of there were sequels