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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
Contains explicit content.
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We all have things in our life that we should know by now, but don’t. Absences in our knowledge and skillset that are frankly shameful in an adult. Things that would be too embarrassing to ask anyone to explain – except our very best friend. Listen in as Mel and Sue tackle their ignorance head on, asking each other to explain something that they still don’t know - but absolutely, as adults, should - from how to parallel park to fully understanding bread (why has it got all those holes in it? What, honestly, is yeast?).
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Hilarious. I’m keeping my audible just for this
- De Katie Gaughan-Walton en 03-18-25
De: Mel Giedroyc, y otros
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The Best Man's Ghostwriter
- De: Matthew Starr
- Narrado por: Glen Powell, Nicholas Braun, Ashley Park, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 37 m
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A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
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SO GOOD
- De Csutty en 09-23-24
De: Matthew Starr
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Twain’s Feast
- De: Audible Originals
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 4 h y 27 m
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Mark Twain, beloved American writer, performer, and humorist, was a self-proclaimed glutton. With the help of a chef and some friends, Nick Offerman presents the story of Twain’s life through the lens of eight of Mark Twain’s favorite foods.
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Audible Recycling
- De Greg Hill en 11-17-18
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Photograph 51
- De: Anna Ziegler
- Narrado por: Anna Chlumsky, Omar Metwally, Benjamin Rosenfield, y otros
- Duración: 2 h y 1 m
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In 1951, chemist Rosalind Franklin (Anna Chlumsky) works relentlessly in her King’s College London lab, closing in on a major discovery that could unlock the mysteries of the DNA molecule. Undermined by her colleague Maurice Wilkins (Omar Metwally), she struggles to compete with rival team Watson and Crick (David Corenswet and Aasif Mandvi) as pressure intensifies to produce results.
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Riveting
- De V.B. en 12-25-20
De: Anna Ziegler
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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 5 m
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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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Like a Cast of Thousands
- De Rick en 07-16-12
De: George Carlin
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Good Clean Fun
- Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 6 h y 7 m
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Nick shares his experience of working at the woodshop with his ragtag crew of champions, tells you all about his passion for the discipline of woodworking, and teaches you how to make two of the woodshop’s most popular projects along the way: a Pop Top bottle opener and a three-legged stool. This audiobook will take you behind the scenes of the woodshop, both inspiring and teaching you to make your own projects while besotting you with the infectious spirit behind the shop and its complement of dusty wood-elves.
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A woodworking audiobook *yawn*
- De Chad E. Lindsey en 04-05-18
De: Nick Offerman
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The Book of Common Fallacies
- Falsehoods, Misconceptions, Flawed Facts, and Half-Truths That Are Ruining Your Life
- De: Phillip Ward, Julia Edwards
- Narrado por: Traber Burns
- Duración: 21 h y 35 m
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Everything you thought you knew was wrong! Long before Snopes.com and Wikipedia, The Book of Common Fallacies set out to debunk popular beliefs and set the record straight. By tracking down the facts and citing experts in a multitude of fields, Philip Ward points out the senseless ideas that we have come to accept as fact. Newly updated with today’s common misconceptions, The Book of Common Fallacies exposes the truth behind hundreds of commonly held false beliefs.
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A few good entries, but most are obscure
- De Dana en 06-10-16
De: Phillip Ward, y otros
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Heads Will Roll
- De: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrado por: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 6 m
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- De Anon893 en 05-03-19
De: Kate McKinnon, y otros
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Twain’s Feast
- De: Audible Originals
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 4 h y 27 m
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Mark Twain, beloved American writer, performer, and humorist, was a self-proclaimed glutton. With the help of a chef and some friends, Nick Offerman presents the story of Twain’s life through the lens of eight of Mark Twain’s favorite foods.
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Audible Recycling
- De Greg Hill en 11-17-18
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Photograph 51
- De: Anna Ziegler
- Narrado por: Anna Chlumsky, Omar Metwally, Benjamin Rosenfield, y otros
- Duración: 2 h y 1 m
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In 1951, chemist Rosalind Franklin (Anna Chlumsky) works relentlessly in her King’s College London lab, closing in on a major discovery that could unlock the mysteries of the DNA molecule. Undermined by her colleague Maurice Wilkins (Omar Metwally), she struggles to compete with rival team Watson and Crick (David Corenswet and Aasif Mandvi) as pressure intensifies to produce results.
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Riveting
- De V.B. en 12-25-20
De: Anna Ziegler
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George Carlin Reads to You
- An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 5 m
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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. t's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits.
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Like a Cast of Thousands
- De Rick en 07-16-12
De: George Carlin
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Good Clean Fun
- Misadventures in Sawdust at Offerman Woodshop
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 6 h y 7 m
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Nick shares his experience of working at the woodshop with his ragtag crew of champions, tells you all about his passion for the discipline of woodworking, and teaches you how to make two of the woodshop’s most popular projects along the way: a Pop Top bottle opener and a three-legged stool. This audiobook will take you behind the scenes of the woodshop, both inspiring and teaching you to make your own projects while besotting you with the infectious spirit behind the shop and its complement of dusty wood-elves.
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A woodworking audiobook *yawn*
- De Chad E. Lindsey en 04-05-18
De: Nick Offerman
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The Book of Common Fallacies
- Falsehoods, Misconceptions, Flawed Facts, and Half-Truths That Are Ruining Your Life
- De: Phillip Ward, Julia Edwards
- Narrado por: Traber Burns
- Duración: 21 h y 35 m
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Everything you thought you knew was wrong! Long before Snopes.com and Wikipedia, The Book of Common Fallacies set out to debunk popular beliefs and set the record straight. By tracking down the facts and citing experts in a multitude of fields, Philip Ward points out the senseless ideas that we have come to accept as fact. Newly updated with today’s common misconceptions, The Book of Common Fallacies exposes the truth behind hundreds of commonly held false beliefs.
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A few good entries, but most are obscure
- De Dana en 06-10-16
De: Phillip Ward, y otros
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Heads Will Roll
- De: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrado por: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, y otros
- Duración: 4 h y 6 m
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- De Anon893 en 05-03-19
De: Kate McKinnon, y otros
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Cut and Run
- A Light-Hearted Dark Comedy
- De: Ben Acker, Ben Blacker
- Narrado por: Meg Ryan, D’Arcy Carden, Sam Richardson, y otros
- Duración: 2 h y 44 m
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Samantha is a professional seductress and con artist with a heart of gold. If she talked about her work, she’d tell you she only pilfers organs for medical research and that she only takes one kidney, and she only steals those kidneys from dishonest people. It’s hell on her social life. Abe is the doctor and Sam's partner in crime. He isn’t much of a criminal. Except for the kidney stealing. But he’s using that money to fund his research that he anticipates will be able to cure diabetes. So, all for a good cause...? You decide. Of course, it's hell on his social life.
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Dumb and funny
- De R. MCRACKAN en 02-01-20
De: Ben Acker, y otros
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The Great Indoors
- De: Ginny Hogan
- Narrado por: Mae Whitman
- Duración: 3 h y 53 m
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- De Laura Boogaert en 09-22-24
De: Ginny Hogan
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Where the Deer and the Antelope Play
- The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 11 h y 43 m
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A humorous and rousing set of literal and figurative sojourns as well as a mission statement about comprehending, protecting, and truly experiencing the outdoors, fueled by three journeys undertaken by actor, humorist, and New York Times best-selling author Nick Offerman
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By far his worst work to date.
- De Aron en 10-21-21
De: Nick Offerman
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All Rise
- Audio Perambulation
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 1 h y 45 m
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In Nick Offerman's view, we as a country can be doing a better job when it comes to decency. While most of the country has spent the last few years fighting about everything from politics to the existence of science, there are some things we can all agree about, like that we only really need one flavor of Oreo cookies. And that despite all the challenges we're currently facing, America can get it together if we can, simply, rise above it all, and admit that a lot what we're fighting about is actually pretty stupid, especially when told in Nick's signature comedic voice.
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Thank you The Daily Show!
- De Corbet en 10-16-20
De: Nick Offerman
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Bedtime Stories for Stressed Out Adults: Calm Bedtime Chronicles
- Serene Meditation Narratives and Mindful Voyages to Ease Stress, Insomnia, Overthinking, and Anxiety
- De: Cassandra Moriz
- Narrado por: Soothing Narratives Studio, Barbara Fernandez, Sean Lester
- Duración: 19 h y 15 m
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Immerse yourself in a collection of calm bedtime chronicles, featuring serene meditation narratives and mindful voyages meticulously crafted to ease the burdens of stress, insomnia, overthinking, and anxiety.
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Inspiring and Calming
- De Jomar Chartier en 12-05-24
De: Cassandra Moriz
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CRAY
- De: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrado por: Darrell Hammond
- Duración: 1 h y 10 m
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- De Nickisnotgary en 09-06-24
De: Darrell Hammond, y otros
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Lewis and Kathleen Escape to Canada
- De: Lewis Black, Kathleen Madigan
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Lewis Black has built a career on giving voice to the anger of Americans. His standup fills theaters across the country and his appearances on The Daily Show draw hoards Online and on TV. But the current political climate is driving Lewis and his long-time comedy partner, Kathleen Madigan, north for an extended tour of Canada. Lewis and Kathleen Escape to Canada is a stand-up album with way more than just jokes. The Grammy-award winning comedian performs rants sent in from the public, and he and Kathleen respond to them from the stage.
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I was disappointed
- De John Hoop en 10-24-18
De: Lewis Black, y otros
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The Greatest Love Story Ever Told
- An Oral History
- De: Megan Mullally, Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman, Megan Mullally
- Duración: 6 h y 39 m
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At last, the full story behind Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman's epic romance, including stories, portraits, and the occasional puzzle. How did they do it? They came from completely different families, endured a significant age difference, and were separated by the gulf of several social strata. Megan loved books and art history; Nick loved hammers. But much more than these seemingly unsurpassable obstacles were the values they held in common: respect, decency, the ability to mention genitalia in almost any context, and an abiding obsession with the songs of Tom Waits.
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Not sure if I like or not.
- De KJ1022 en 10-03-18
De: Megan Mullally, y otros
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A Man Walks into a Coffee Shop
- De: Shaun David Hutchinson
- Narrado por: Kevin T. Collins
- Duración: 6 m
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A young man caught in a time loop has to figure out how to convince his crush—a barista at his favorite coffee ship—to go out with him so he can escape the loop. After a series of mortifying and hilarious attempts, he finally realizes the only approach he hasn’t tried is to simply be himself.
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Hello this was so cute!
- De Book Reader en 10-24-23
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Tourist Season
- De: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrado por: George Wilson
- Duración: 14 h y 7 m
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Tourist season is swinging into high gear in Miami. So are the activities of a bizarre terrorist group determined to keep the hapless "snowbirds" away. Armed with bombs, weed, and jumbled credos, they move toward their grand target, the Orange Bowl Parade, with plans to bring Miami and its tourist trade to a halt.
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CAUTION: BELLY ACHING LAUGHTER IMMINENT!
- De Tracy P. en 02-08-17
De: Carl Hiaasen
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The Ghost Train
- De: Nik Korpon
- Narrado por: Oliver Wyman
- Duración: 7 m
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Fifteen-year-old Bren doesn’t scare easily, especially since her father left, making her head of the house. So when a group of kids dare each other to pass through a tunnel rumored to be haunted by a train that steals people away to "the Nevermore," Bren steps up. But when she reaches the other end of the tunnel, more than she bargained for awaits. For fans of “kids on bikes” ‘80s-style horror.
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Good but short
- De Trkmec en 01-25-24
De: Nik Korpon
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Passable in Pink
- De: Mike Sacks
- Narrado por: Gillian Jacobs, Adam Scott, Bobby Moynihan, y otros
- Duración: 5 h y 38 m
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When love reigns supreme in Northridge High just outside Chicago, by the lake, it happens beneath the soft, pink-infused spotlights hovering over that most special night of the year - prom night. Passable in Pink is an Audible Original from New York Times best-selling author Mike Sacks (Stinker Lets Loose!). Sacks has teamed up once again with director Eric Jason Martin (Stinker Lets Loose!, Heads Will Roll) to adapt a forgotten John Hughes-type 1983 movie into a fully immersive cinematic audio experience, with an epic all-star cast.
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A classic parody, f**ing funny as hell.
- De S.Hull en 11-28-19
De: Mike Sacks
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre Bedtime Stories for Cynics
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- Duhaney
- 11-21-21
uhhmm! 😴😴😴
was this supposed to be funny. mission accomplished, I guess!!! . performance great but the content is wanting. 😴😴😴
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- Hitch
- 08-23-19
Petty Good
Loved the narration and all star cast. It just wasn't as good as the other book.
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- Elizabeth
- 10-23-19
💗😁💗
grrrrreat! the main narrator presenting the stories was my fave part, but absolutely loved everything about it
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- BA25000
- 01-20-20
great
loved it! made me laugh and smile. loves all the stories and the comedians. awesome
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- Rakayia Holmes
- 04-28-22
Hilarious
I enjoyed all of these stories! The intro's had me on the floor laughing. My work is stressful sometimes and listening to this while doing crappy tasks made the time fly! Thanks for every story. I looked up a couple times and was like....wait. Very good and easy listen. I will certainly replay on restless nights. 🌙
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- Cakegirl
- 01-30-22
Fun Collection
Loved this fun assortment of stories. The vocal performances especially the narration by Nick Offerman was great.
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- Victor R.
- 09-29-22
great adult stories
great stories and a great cast of celebrities to voice different stories. highly recommend
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- Karen
- 04-10-23
I'm no rat!
Hilariously new take on childhood stories we all grew up listening to. Loved it!
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- Nessa
- 05-23-19
Depressingly Funny
Firstly, if you had a childhood where you grew up on fairy tales, DO NOT listen to this book. It will literally spoil every single beautiful fairy tale you knew and loved so much as it turns every single one into something horrifying. Don't get me wrong, they are extremely funny but I was so surprised at the outcome of some of these stories...lo... I'm sorry, I can't give a straight comment on this book.
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- C.D.
- 05-21-19
Not for sensitive people
Hysterical i couldnt stop listening, abosolutly worth it.... Nick Offerman performance is as always stellar.....
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