
George Carlin Reads to You
An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'
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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. It's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits. The set includes:
Brain Droppings
Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions, witty word play, and more "droppings" from Carlin's singular brain. "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." "Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?" The first Carlin book on audio and a 2001 Grammy winner.
Napalm & Silly Putty
Carlin invents Past-Tense TV (Got Smart, Father Knew Best, It Was Left to Beaver); crusades for the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies; founds the George Carlin Book Club (recommended reading: Fill Your Life with Croutons); and suggests that "If the shoe fits, get another just like it." A 2002 Grammy winner.
More Napalm & Silly Putty
Everything that wouldn't fit on the first Napalm recording - like "A Day in the Life of Henry VIII", "Sports Should Be Fixed", compelling confessions ("I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it"), and candid takes on life's little moments ("I'm beyond the nice day"), all delivered with wicked glee.
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As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.
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Outstanding insight... Well read
- De AskJoe.TV en 01-10-12
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Brain Droppings
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
New! Don't miss our AudibleComedy combo, featuring original humor from standups Greg Proops and Steve Marmel.
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If you like the Carlin of late...
- De Rod A. en 12-12-11
De: George Carlin
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Napalm & Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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Good, but not like the stand-up
- De Anonymous User en 10-10-21
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More Napalm and Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
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A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!
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Entry-Level Carlin
- De Charles Elmore en 12-23-03
De: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
- Duración: 7 h y 30 m
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
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You Are All Diseased
- De: George Carlin
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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another classic Carlin
- De RIP IT UP! en 11-10-17
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Last Words
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: Tony Hendra, Patrick Carlin
- Duración: 6 h y 24 m
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As one of America's preeminent comedic voices, George Carlin saw it all throughout his extraordinary 50-year career and made fun of most of it. Last Words is the story of the man behind some of the most seminal comedy of the last half century, blending his signature acer-bic humor with never-before-told stories from his own life.
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- De AskJoe.TV en 01-10-12
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Brain Droppings
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Grammy Winner for Best Spoken Comedy Album
Performed by George Carlin himself, and filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny.
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- De Rod A. en 12-12-11
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Napalm & Silly Putty
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Yes, George Carlin is here with more of what he did better than any other comic: uproarious observations, laser-targeted crankiness, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness. ("If the shoe fits, get another just like it." "When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.") Napalm & Silly Putty is just what his fans have been waiting for—another generous helping of notions, nonsense, assertions, assumptions, mockery, merriment, silliness, sarcasm, and, to be sure, plenty of disturbing references and toxic alienation.
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Good, but not like the stand-up
- De Anonymous User en 10-10-21
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More Napalm and Silly Putty
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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A companion to the best selling Napalm and Silly Putty, George Carlin's More Napalm and Silly Putty picks up where the original left off, with more laser-sharp observations, tough questions, philosophical musings, linguistic legerdemain, and inspired weirdness in these unabridged excerpts from the thinking man's comic - and three-time Grammy winner!
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Entry-Level Carlin
- De Charles Elmore en 12-23-03
De: George Carlin
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When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- De: George Carlin
- Narrado por: George Carlin
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Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
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I nice pragmatic view of life.
- De Aaron en 10-19-04
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You Are All Diseased
- De: George Carlin
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Carlin's riffs on religion and terrorism on this album are classic. He even tackles the timely topic of airport security. Nobody dissects untouchable subjects better than the nimble mind of George Carlin. Recorded for an HBO live broadcast stand-up special on February 6, 1999.
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- De RIP IT UP! en 11-10-17
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Life Is Worth Losing
- De: George Carlin
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George Carlin's 18th album. It was recorded simultaneously with the live broadcast of his 13th HBO special.
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- De Brad en 02-13-09
De: George Carlin
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The Book of Common Fallacies
- Falsehoods, Misconceptions, Flawed Facts, and Half-Truths That Are Ruining Your Life
- De: Phillip Ward, Julia Edwards
- Narrado por: Traber Burns
- Duración: 21 h y 35 m
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Everything you thought you knew was wrong! Long before Snopes.com and Wikipedia, The Book of Common Fallacies set out to debunk popular beliefs and set the record straight. By tracking down the facts and citing experts in a multitude of fields, Philip Ward points out the senseless ideas that we have come to accept as fact. Newly updated with today’s common misconceptions, The Book of Common Fallacies exposes the truth behind hundreds of commonly held false beliefs.
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A few good entries, but most are obscure
- De Dana en 06-10-16
De: Phillip Ward, y otros
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Complaints & Grievances
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 54 m
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If you missed the HBO special, it's all here and it's all hysterical. George goes off on every subject under the sun and a few other planets too. Be the first one on your cell block to buy this great performance.
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Funny
- De M en 02-21-17
De: George Carlin
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Warren Buffett Speaks
- Wit and Wisdom from the World's Greatest Investor
- De: Janet Lowe
- Narrado por: Sean Pratt
- Duración: 5 h y 12 m
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Over the years, as Warren Buffett's influence and affluence have grown, one thing has remained the same - his unpretentious, honest, and optimistic approach toward business and life. Now you can discover life's little secrets of success as revealed by the world¿s greatest investor.
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A Great Listen!
- De Eric en 03-16-08
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Parental Advisory
- Explicit Lyrics
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 53 m
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Okay, you might want to remove children under the age of nine from the room before listening to this brilliant album. When they turn 10, you might want to reconsider. Kids are going to learn this language sooner or later, so why not from George? It's Carlin's 12th comedy album, and most of it comes from his seventh HBO special Doin' It Again.
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George Carlin- The Greatest Observer of Mankind.
- De BusDriverNYC en 03-23-19
De: George Carlin
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Normism
- The Philosophy of Norm Macdonald
- De: Max West
- Narrado por: Virtual Voice
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In this essay, Norm Macdonald’s philosophy of life, death, and comedy is sketched out thematically from his original material, as well as from extant interviews with him and profiles of him over the years. Among his fellow comedians, Norm Macdonald was widely hailed as one of the funniest men alive, a DGAF Mark Twain whose unique combination of cadence, persona, material, and delivery left a cultural impact that greatly outsized the limited commercial success he experienced. To his fans, Norm’s everyman persona engendered a sense of relatability and connection. But there were aspects of...
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- De Vulf en 03-01-25
De: Max West
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Bedtime Stories for Cynics
- De: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, y otros
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, y otros
- Duración: 1 h y 42 m
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).
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It's Just...Alright.
- De Chelsea en 06-10-19
De: Dave Hill, y otros
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- De: Paula Poundstone
- Narrado por: Paula Poundstone
- Duración: 5 h y 59 m
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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- De Evelyn en 02-11-07
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The Greatest Thing in the World
- De: Henry Drummond
- Narrado por: Kevin T. Norris
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A Scottish evangelist in the late 19th century, Drummond is best remembered for this 1880 meditation, The Greatest Thing in the World, his thoughts on Paul's great hymn to love, 1 Corinthians 13. It is an empowering message, as timeless as it is life-affirming.
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the absolute importance of Love
- De Diane en 02-12-25
De: Henry Drummond
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People I Want to Punch in the Throat
- Competitive Crafters, Drop-Off Despots, and Other Suburban Scourges
- De: Jen Mann
- Narrado por: Jen Mann
- Duración: 5 h y 39 m
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Jen Mann doesn't have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of moms' night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship, nothing's sacred or off-limits.
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Boring, not funny, and kind of mean
- De Jess en 11-22-19
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Classic Gold
- De: George Carlin
- Duración: 2 h y 26 m
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This set contains three of George Carlin's classic albums from the 1970s in their entirety: FM & AM, Class Clown, and Occupation Foole.
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Don't listen and drive
- De Jim "The Impatient" en 10-05-12
De: George Carlin
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Seven Dirty Words
- The Life and Crimes of George Carlin
- De: James Sullivan
- Narrado por: Alan Sklar
- Duración: 10 h y 17 m
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In Seven Dirty Words, journalist and cultural critic James Sullivan tells the story of Alternative America from the 1950s to the present, from the singular vantage point of George Carlin, the Catholic boy for whom nothing was sacred.
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Carlin's CV with no Depth or Insight
- De Dubi en 01-23-14
De: James Sullivan
Lo que los oyentes dicen sobre George Carlin Reads to You
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- slp 4 me
- 09-06-14
George Carlin never disappoints
Even if you have heard this bit before........there is something to be said about having them at your listening disposal. This is the book to download when you are having a bad day.
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- Hawkeye
- 06-25-12
100 percent, unapologetically, George Carlin
No surprises in Carlin's own reading of his classic late career book releases. In this narrative, you get precisely what you expect. Social observer, hilariously literal etymologist and patron saint of the realists, this listen was worth it to fill the time on my drives to and from work.
It was interesting - and slightly frightening - to hear how much of his material is relevant, evocative and poignant even four years after his death. The book earned three stars for story only because this book is a stand-up routine and not a story.
I enjoyed it but would not recommend this if you are offended by profanity. Nice addition to the audio library for one credit.
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- Phathom Likes?
- 02-17-20
Watch the specials instead.
A lot of his best materials, but he’s just talking to a mic. On the specials he’s animated and the audience immerses you in the act.
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- Zee
- 04-30-19
Not politically correct
If you are a fan of George Carlin humor this is a great listen. Funny!!
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- Peter
- 12-25-13
Alittle goes a long ways
Would you try another book from George Carlin and/or George Carlin?
Some is classic the other are filler
Would you be willing to try another book from George Carlin? Why or why not?
nope- I have the good stuff
Have you listened to any of George Carlin’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Saw George live in Iowa-after about an hour I said I had enough
Do you think George Carlin Reads to You needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
no-his performance is tops his materials often is not
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- Ronn McCarrick
- 05-03-19
Too Much of a Good Thing
I really enjoy George Carlin's observations and humor, but in this particular instance I felt a little bit bombarded by those observations. So much of his material causes you to stop and think and this format doesn't allow for that. All the material was good, but I think I would listen to it a second time in smaller doses.
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- J. P. Boylan
- 04-14-23
Carlin Was The King!
I'm not sure I can recommend this audiobook for anyone driving a car - I had to stop listening because I was laughing so hard I couldn't really maintain proper control of myself and the car. This is more of a listen on the airplane, or on a train, or even at home.
I miss George Carlin, who, along with the late great Richard Pryor, was the soul and conscience of my generation. He never fails to move me in so many ways by holding up a fun-mirror to the human condition. I am thankful for this audiobook and everything else he ever recorded.
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- Liz
- 01-20-23
Hilarious
Never disappoints - is raw and honest and says what we are all thinking -wish more comedians today were like him
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- kevinf
- 05-04-19
George gives you plenty to ponder on
If you have ever listened to any of George Carlin's stuff or have watched his videos and specials...then more than likely you have heard some of what's here in this audio collection. I'm a big fan of his and I have heard all of this in his routines at some point or another. However; this is a good collection of his thoughts.
Hearing George's thinking in an audio book format was reminiscent of listening to the old George Carlin vinyl records or audio cassettes only in digital form.
The books are narrated by George himself which adds to his writing bringing you into his way of looking at things. You're getting three books because he adds an extra one... "more Napalm and Silly Putty" at the end.
Politically incorrect at times... Snowflakes beware... comedy enclosed within. Recommended for those looking to bring a smile to your day. This can be listened to in segments as the subject changes quite often.
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- West
- 07-28-15
George Carlin is legendary!
Carlin's material is made to be listened to. A lot of the sarcastic, snarky emotion would get lost without his voice. I would love the collection so much more if I hadn't heard so many of the jokes in "Life is Worth Losing" and "Parental Advisory." I love how his material isn't typically laugh-out-loud punchline material, but more of things that get you thinking. A master at his best.
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