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Cassie James
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Clancy Martin
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"I drink, I hurt myself and the people around me, and then I write."
Brett is in Central America, away from her husband, when she begins a love affair with his friend, Eduard. Tragedy and comedy are properly joined at the hip in this loosely autobiographical book about infidelity, drinking, and the postponing of repercussions under the sun.
Though coming undone is something we all try to avoid, Martin reminds us that going off the rails is sometimes a part of the ride.
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Charlize "Charlie" Edwards certainly knows, in theory, what it takes to lead a successful and happy life. But she's also turning 30, chronically single, and faced with serving as maid of honor at her younger sister's wedding. Charlie finds herself struggling to juggle the chaos of wedding planning (while wondering if she'll ever wear the white dress herself), her all-consuming job for lunatic boss Stanton, and a serious crush on Jordan, a photographer on the set of Drew's latest feature - a man who might actually return her feelings.
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Groundswell
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Sometimes the biggest ripples come from the smallest events. Like the day that Emma Guthrie, drop-out college student, walks into world-famous movie star Garrett Walker's trailer, and walks out on her way to becoming Mrs. Emma Walker, wife of an A-list actor. With her husband's encouragement, Emma pens a screenplay based on her life, which becomes a blockbuster sensation. Through it all, Garrett is her ally and her mentor... until Emma discovers an incriminating text message on Garrett's cell phone.
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Really fun beach read about an escape to the beach
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Andi Dorfman, breakout star of ABC's The Bachelorette and New York Times best-selling author of It's Not Okay, returns with this new collection of her adventures as a still-single gal surviving and thriving in New York City.
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Shallow
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Four jackets of varying weights, enough socks for the entire Confederate Army, three umbrellas, most of the antacid aisle from the local pharmacy, and six pairs of old-people sneakers that all look exactly the same. Have you ever helped your parents pack for a weeklong cruise? No? I didn't think so. So shut it. So begins vacation for Summer Hartwell - 26 years old, living with her anxiety-ridden parents, and unwillingly booked by her brother on a weeklong cruise to Bermuda.
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Oi God.
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Yara Phillips is a wandering muse. She dates men who need her, but always moves on to something new, never staying in one place for very long. David Lisey is in need of a muse. A talented musician lacking lyrical inspiration. When he first sees her, he knows he's found what he's been seeking. Yara believes she can give David exactly what he needs to reach his full potential: a broken heart.
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Heart-shattering good
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All My Friends are Going to be Strangers
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Danny Deck - Emma's friend from Terms of Endearment - is a promising young writer losing touch with his talent and drifting from Texas to California because "that's where all the writers are." Set in the early 60s, this is a very funny (and raunchy) satire of life in Texas and California and a true and American portrait of an artist as a young man.
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Favorite audio book ever
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Dear Cary
- My Life with Cary Grant
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With unparalleled honesty, Dyan Cannon shares the heartwarming and heartbreaking story of her magical romance and stormy marriage to screen legend Cary Grant.He was the ultimate star, defining Hollywood glamour as well as cinematic achievement. She was a bright new actress, beautiful and funny, who would one day prove her talent by being the first woman to receive Academy Award nominations for her work on-screen and behind the camera. When he asked to meet Dyan, she assumed it was for an acting part, but he had a different role in mind for her....
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A Wasted 10 Hours
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What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding
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Kristin Newman spent her 20s and 30s dealing with the stresses of her high-pressure job as a television comedy writer, and the anxieties of watching most of her friends get married and start families while she wrestled with her own fear of both. Not ready to settle down and yet loathe to become a sad-sack single girl, Kristin instead started traveling the world, often alone, for a few months each year, falling madly in love with attractive locals who provided moments of the love she wanted without the cost of the freedom she needed.
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Struggled to Finish
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My Inappropriate Life
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In her hilarious New York Times best seller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily married with three wonderful kids, she shows that life as a grown-up - even a pretend grown-up - has its challenges. Heather’s a working mom with parents who live next door, a sister who keeps asking for one of her still-fertile eggs, and friends who are up to more hijinks than even Heather can handle.
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Irritating
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- Tal
- 10-05-17
Dirty, heartbreaking fun
Sexy and evil, this book really takes you on the booze-soaked ride of the protagonist.
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- Debra Hartrum
- 01-10-18
Didn't Want It To End
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Sexy and fun. This protagonist is her own worst enemy is 100 ways. Great narration. Makes me want to drink and be in Mexico. GET IT!
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-16-17
Dirty, Filthy Fun
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This book is fucked up in the best way. Dark, steamy and erotic. Plus sad as hell. Makes you want to go to Mexico.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-30-17
YES!
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Awesome book. Dirty, fucked up and true to life. This woman is a train wreck. Fun listen.
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- Gordy
- 05-30-17
People do crazy shit. Listen to this book.
This is still one of my favorite audiobooks. The perfect short book for a long drive. Sexy, boozey, fucked up sadness.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-17-17
BAD SEX, GREAT BOOK!
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Hot and steamy and really fucked up. I recommend this to anyone. Good length. Really dark and fun.
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- Listener
- 09-07-17
Awesome book
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This was dark and sexy and fun. Really good, simple book. Sad as hell but that's what you get!
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- Davey
- 08-14-17
Loved it!
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Swift, sharp and gorgeous. I listened to it compulsively until I finished it. The narrator does a great job with this.
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- russ
- 10-19-17
Sultry and Dark and Fun
I was surprised to find this book was so damn intense. I really felt the weight of her problems, and lies and boozing. Great audio.
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- Adam
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Heartbreak and cool as hell
This is definitely a classic TalkingBook book. Such a fucked up story and the narrator makes it very steamy. Get it!
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