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Narrated by:
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Isabelle Turner
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Julie Olivia
About this listen
Short-term flings with good looking Santas are kinda my thing.
After my latest holly jolly break-up with the fake mall Santa Claus of my dreams, I escaped to a small town winter wonderland in the middle of nowhere. But it's just my luck that I run into the only person in the world who could get my Christmas lights in a twist: freaking Nicholas Ryan. A man I haven’t seen in twenty years and who I never wanted to see again. Except now he’s my hot bartender, complete with a silver-fox beard, a twinkle in his eye, and looking a lot like my one true kryptonite: jingle belling Santa Claus.
It’s five days until Christmas, I’m stuck in a snowy small town straight out of a Hallmark movie, and all I want is to avoid the Grinch who stole all my Christmases and pretend that our chemistry is simply just the magic of Christmas in the air.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The Fake Santa Apology Tour is a quirky, laugh-out-loud Christmas romantic comedy novella with lots of sexy Santas, small town snowball fights, and some heartwarming holiday magic.
Please note that this book is intended for mature audiences only. But, if all you want for Christmas is a slow burn spicy romance, then put on your favorite holiday album and dive right in!
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