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At the best of times, Jeremiah could be described as a vengeful man. In the worst of times, one could call him a monster. The reality, though, was that he was a monster hunter. Or that's how he liked to style himself. In a world of creatures that went bump in the night, few fought for humanity. Fewer still put humanity first. Fighting with sword, blade, or word, their numbers were insufficient. Those who did did so from places and situations that the world didn't appreciate or condone. That they'd actively disavow and ignore.
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A preachy murder hobo
- By Lostmidwesterner on 02-26-24
By: William D. Arand, and others
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Amelia the Level Zero Hero: A LitRPG Adventure
- Amelia, Book 1
- By: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, Amelia woke up alone and lost in a broken world where she had to fight for her survival. Now, after reaching the pinnacle of power, defeating the Void itself, and escaping the abyss, she has finally found her way back into the real world. But instead of returning to Earth, she arrives in the land of Vacuos. A fantasy world with magic, monsters, Classes, and Levels. A world that is governed by a System like it were a video game.
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be honest with reviews
- By jacob on 06-14-23
By: V.A. Lewis
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Dungeon Life: An Isekai LitRPG
- Dungeon Life, Book 1
- By: Khenal
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher
- Length: 14 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The usual result of a human taking a runaway semitruck head-on is a very sudden, very fast track to the pearly gates. But for one newly noncorporeal man, there's another option: become a dungeon. Feeling sorry for the desperate angel assigned to him, the man relents. Heck, if it doesn't work out, he can always chat with Saint Peter about it later. Next thing you know, he's a dungeon. Admittedly, a small run-down, somewhat unimpressive dungeon (more of a house, actually), but you gotta start somewhere, right?
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Fantastic dungeon book.
- By Anonymous User on 02-09-24
By: Khenal
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Arena Road
- A Reverse Portal Fantasy
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Sierra Taft
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
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I became a trucker to bring some travel and adventure into my days, but I never expected my classic rig would change my life so entirely. Then old Spitfire drove us through a mysterious portal to a cutthroat and perilous world. Here, women warriors are owned by backers and pitted against one another in high-stakes arenas, and they’re not just fighting for glory. They’re fighting for lots and lots of riches. The only way to get my hands on my fair share is to duel a backer, kill him, and gain all his women warriors and possessions.
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Arena Road is a very solid and well written book.
- By Amazon Customer on 01-25-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dressed to Kill: A Monster Seamstress LitRPG
- Dressed to Kill, Book 1
- By: Crown Fall
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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In an impoverished border town with a population dwindling as fast as hope, Gwen Tailor aims to change things. She is a daughter of the Seamstress class, drawing on the bloodline skills of her mother, who stitches with a speed that veers into the realm of magic. An awesome feat. But armed with a giant piercing needle, Gwen is more than a seamstress. To save her people from extinction and create a pattern all her own for survival, she must be a monster slayer. In the core of the town is the dungeon, a deep-pitted breeding ground. Gwen is going where the monsters dwell.
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good story with done gripes
- By Anonymous User on 02-25-24
By: Crown Fall
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Qapira Awakening
- Dracwyn World
- By: Ava Richardson
- Narrated by: Jeanie Talbot
- Length: 28 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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After a terrible shipwreck near a deserted island, rescue seems impossible for Del, a stowaway street rat; Etenia, a merchant’s daughter; and Lathan, a retired dragon rider—especially when there’s a kraken lurking offshore, hungry for their only possible means of escape: dragon eggs they’re protecting. Yet the kraken answers to the even deadlier Qapira, a forgotten race sleeping deep in the ocean. No setback will stop them now that they’ve awakened. To survive, they must triumph over the people of Pothena, and they will destroy anyone who stands against them.
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Enjoyable
- By Debra on 06-20-24
By: Ava Richardson
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The Royal Duke
- A Game of Two Worlds, Book 1
- By: Boyd Lee
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Matthew's life takes a crazy turn when a simple holiday visit turns into a crazy adventure. Swapping his marketing desk for an unexpected inheritance—the bookstore left behind by his uncle—he's led to a hidden portal. This isn't just any portal; it leads to a realm. A new world of dungeons, quests, and game-like mechanics. Matthew emerges on the other side to find himself not only in the realm of Dunnishire but also as a Royal Duke in the land of Inneshys. As he navigates courtly life, he inadvertently sets off ripples that threaten to disrupt the delicate balance in the new world.
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Great start to a new series
- By Greybeard on 03-20-24
By: Boyd Lee
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Dungeon Spiteful
- Warmaster, Book 1
- By: Melissa McShane
- Narrated by: Talon David
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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For five years, Aderyn has waited to get the Call—the event when the system controlling her world grants her a class and appropriate skills to become an adventurer. When the system makes her a Warmaster, Aderyn eagerly sets out on her first journey. The problem? Her class is useless. No one believes a Warmaster is anything but a joke. They aren’t strong fighters, they have no magic, and they don’t have powerful skills. But Aderyn hasn’t waited all these years to give up now
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I picked this book up because it had no ratings
- By Adam M. on 03-15-24
By: Melissa McShane
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Salem And The Legends Staff
- Salem's Return
- By: Jonathan Burton Peters Jr
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 20 hrs and 49 mins
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A middle grade fantasy book that both teens and young adults will enjoy! Perfect for kids who love adventure, dragons, and epic battles! Salem is a young warrior and Medea is a solid white angel dragon, as well as the princess of the northern angel dragons. She is a fireless type of dragon with fur instead of scales. Angel dragons didn't possess the ability to breathe fire and had very little defense since they didn't have scales, but fur instead. The angel dragons did possess the ability to use advanced magic, being a magical type of dragon they had the ability to use advanced magic. ...
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Emperor's Fate
- Rulers of Tarmigan, Book 1
- By: AJ Walker
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 17 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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As the secrets of the Rhydarian Emperor unravel, an assassination sparks a shift in a realm dominated by those who wield rare magical weapons. While the threat of the Volurem—the Empire's lifelong enemy—presses down on them, Shylo is falsely accused of murder and treason. He and a group of unsuspecting allies must work together to escape the Empire's wrath. Follow their tale as Shylo and company unravel a thread that will lead them to the devastating secrets behind the Emperor's Fate.
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engaging story
- By m reid on 05-11-24
By: AJ Walker
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Casteless
- A Deckbuilding LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Peppersquash
- Narrated by: Exo Lio
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Dax Tarnis has few rights and fewer options. A Casteless thief, he has struggled his whole life just to put food in his belly, and his dreams and goals have always been far out of reach. It should have been like that forever, but Dax wanted more. And when fate thrusts a rare magic card into his hands, his world is upended. Now, he has the power to change everything. All he needs is to learn how to use it. How to level up. How to fight.
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Great LitRPG
- By Anonymous User on 03-28-24
By: Peppersquash
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My Secret Portal to a Fantasy World
- My Secret Portal to a Fantasy World, Book 1
- By: D. Levesque
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 10 hrs
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Jack Pritcher has hit rock bottom, losing his home and job. Just when he believes his sanity might be next, he's presented with an opportunity that sounds utterly unbelievable. The offer on the table is to become a guardian of a Portal, a doorway to another world. But there's a twist – he must keep it a secret. Portals, it turns out, are alive in some way. They possess sentience and dictate their own set of rules that guardians must follow, under the penalty of death.
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Warning, If your Not into World Building This is not for you
- By Amazon Customer on 04-11-24
By: D. Levesque
What listeners say about My Three-Year-Old Is a Barbarian and Other Parenting Problems
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- Shay
- 02-17-24
Fun-tasy
A funny book made even funnier by a fantastic audiobook narrator. She does great accents and gives a distinct personality to each of the characters. You can tell how much fun she had with the narration.
The book follows a distinct cast of characters you aren’t going to find anywhere else. A three year old trapped in an adult barbarian king’s body. An evil necromancer king who is embarrassed by his proud mama who just wants to cheer him on. A girl who uses photographic evidence of a magical realm to become an Instagram influencer. It’s a cool genre blend about average modern day people who find themselves body swapped and realm swapped with a gang of fantasy heroes. It’s fun watching all the different characters and pieces come together around the plot in a cohesive way.
The book doesn’t take itself too seriously either, and that makes space for plenty of jokes and references to slip in when you least expect it. The author does a great job subverting expectations and getting a laugh out of you over all the little details.
This book is just fun. If you like fantasy and comedy, this is the book to read/listen to.
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- Athena (OneReadingNurse)
- 02-09-24
hilarious story
This is so much fun and the narrator is absolutely amazing. I am not a fan of kids and she did a great job bringing out how annoying they are, plus a ton of other accents and fun things.
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