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I Don't Want to Be the Hero Omnibus 1
- I Don't Want to Be the Hero, Books 1–3
- Narrated by: Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Publisher's summary
Contains volumes 1–3 of the epic series.
Beat the Demon Lord and save the world? No, thanks!
My name is Mal, and ever since I was a boy I've been treated as a malcontent because of my ability to see magic. For everyone else, magic is proof of the Goddess's love. For me, it is just a colorful spread of enchantments, cantrips, blessings, and hexes. And any spell I can see, I can break.
I had always expected to grow up to be a ditch-digger. Instead, I was dubbed a hero. Heroes are sent out in the wasteland to slay monsters and to challenge the Demon Lord. It's a suicide mission. Once exiled, I found that the outside world was drastically different than I had thought. The beautiful women I meet, demons, dragons, and orcs, might be my best shot at surviving the insanity I've been thrown into.
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