Trailer Park Elves

A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

De: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance

Narrado por: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour

Deep in the elbow skin of the Fae Wilds, far from the teeming fortress of the Goblin King and the glittering palace of the King and Queen of the Elves, there lies a forgotten hideaway of crumbling single-wides and rusty Airstreams.

A lonely clan of beautiful women, clad in tube tops, overall shorts, and tacky Asian-print house-dresses, yearn for a man who can unstop their sewer lines and get the internet working again.

Torn from his mundane life on Earth, Colton Winchester could be that man. With a heart of gold, boots of steel, and a great big wrench, Colton will soon become the ultimate . . . Trailer Park Manager.

Trailer Park Elves is a hilarious slice-of-life fusion of fantasy, household maintenance, and low-stakes adventure. If you liked Isekai Emperor, you’ll find more of the same goodness in this spiritual successor.

©2025 Michael Dalton and Adam Lance (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

sweet home elfabama

so far this story has been great, potential excelent characters and good bit of comedy, I can't wait to hear from there rest if you want something comedic especially when it comes to white trash elves.

This is a trailer park.

If I could give 10 stars I would. This is about a perfect example of American trailer park life with a lovely and hefty dose of fantasy LITRPG. Girls a basically perfect lol, the voice actors did a fantastic job also 10/10 for them. Michael you’re doing a great job and i hope you keep writing for a long time. Also hoping you’ll expand more on some of your “concluded” novel series as all of them have potential for more books without feeling forced. You have done great and I wish I could support you more then I already do.

Hilarious, isekai, trash fun

This book provides an absolute laugh riot of a good time. The inclusion of RPG elements into the story doesn’t feel like it was shoehorned in, and just reading this book, I’m intrigued to read the rest of the Dalton-verse. My only complaint is that the male voice actor can come off as flat during the spicy scenes… But the female voice actress is on point every time!

Highly recommended!

Great story. Lots of laughs.

Minimal RPG Droll. I can't stand pages of statistics and characteristics constantly. This was nice, in that the RPG elements were separated and easy to skip without missing the storyline. Definitely reading book 2.

the story was funny and spicy and had good plot

nothing all was good have no complaints yet still need to listen to the rest of the books

Is my favorite book ever

The story is fantastic. It's hilarious. The characters are fun. I love the fantasy world and the structure they have made. My only complaint is that the spice gets in the way of this phenomenal story.

Great Listen

Character building was great. I would recommend. Slow buildup to full contact, but it was worth the wait.

This is a Trailer Park

I can visualize this park in my head, the names of the women the cheap dollar store cloths ment to look expensive the broken hot tub. The world is well described and it feels like a trailer park all of the Drama and infighting, i laughed out loud several times,
The Voice actors Do a great job and the Audio includes sounds like door knocks and screams, water sounds and animals growls
a very good recoding and audio book it really helps with the experience.
waiting for the 2nd book 2 thumb aloft

why did not one say this is erotica?

I was so excited to read a redneck fantasy novel with a witty slice of trailer life. It started pretty good if a fair amount of gratuitous female body descriptions. Then the funny never came to life but the sex scenes did. This is not safe for work, but if you enjoy erotica it's pretty well written erotica.
The voice actors were okay honestly. The male voice was much louder then the female voice and they both forgot thier accents at times. But considering the range needed to read this book I would say they did pretty well.
I think I would have rated this book higher if I knew it was porn, but my reget in purchasing a book I have no interest in is weighing my score down honestly.

Terrific Story and Performance

The first time I've enjoyed a story enough that I bought both the hardcopy and the audio. After reading the first 2 books in this series. I went back reread "Isekai Emperor". Then bought, "Red Elf Ranch " and "Dark City Girrls. This whole series has been wonderful, and exciting.