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B.J. Harrison
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Frank Morin
About this listen
Join the feast of humor and epic adventure in a world where the gods of the Pantryon bestow mighty gifts of food magic on their guilds, including Cheese Wizards, Muffin Mages, and Bacon Masters.
As a Bacon Master, Rasher Dilskin can channel the awesomeness of bacon for superhuman enhancements, making him a nearly unstoppable warrior.
Except for the fact that he faints at the sight of blood.
He is struggling to build a successful career and win permission to marry his true love, but the empire is invaded by hordes of monsters...and the heroes who lead the legions, known as Reapers of the Apocalypse, are unexpectedly sidelined by nefarious contract addendums.
The empire needs new Reapers.
They get Rasher. He's given a quirky little team that no one believes can save breakfast, let alone the empire.
Bacon Master of the Apocalypse drops Rasher and his team into a boiling pot of danger, political intrigue, and epic food fights that will keep you glued to every minute while binge-eating all your favorite desserts.
Fans of Terry Pratchett and The Princess Bride will love this hilarious tale of true love, adventure, and epic food fights.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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George Orwell’s 1984
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- By: George Orwell, Joe White - adaptation
- Narrated by: Andrew Garfield, Cynthia Erivo, Andrew Scott, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,083
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,693
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,692
It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Revelation!
- By wotsallthisthen on 04-07-24
By: George Orwell, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,445
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,286
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,280
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,676
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,530
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,426
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,513
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,520
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,318
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
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- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
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- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,041
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,991
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,992
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
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- Season P.
- 11-08-24
unique plot, very entertaining
I took a chance in something outside my normal wheelhouse, and I'm glad I did. what a fun and
unique story that isnt on short adventure, rivals and funny quips. Definitely an enjoyable story I was also able to share with my young son, double bonus.
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- P. de Greyt
- 05-28-24
Definitely worth a read
Slow start but once it gets going it’s a none stop thrill ride I couldn’t put down. I enjoyed the the subtle humor which at times wasn’t that subtle I would still say my favorite part was the clear tribute to the princess bride that most fans of the movie would catch fairly clearly. it was a world that was very interesting and at times I just got hungry reading about the wonderful food being used in this book. I am looking forward to reading more.
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