Carelessly Conned Kraken
Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural - Dane Staley, Book 3
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J. Scott Miles
About this listen
Spicy Urban Fantasy featuring a Warlock, a Succubus, a Dryad, and more. With elements of supernatural harem, multi-partner relationships, light progression, and an irritated Incubus.
Please read warning and author’s note below.
In this steamy 3rd book in the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, novice warlock Dane Staley has faced two vengeful demons in as many months, plus a manipulative vampire of a boss, all while dealing with university finals. What mortal could be expected to handle all that?
Luckily, Dane Staley isn’t a mortal any longer. He’s a promising warlock, with a sensuous succubus and an equally beautiful, if rather eccentric, dryad by his side.
Our trio of lovers is looking forward to summer break and an opportunity to unwind with their friends. And with their recent demon troubles behind them, what could be better than a trip to the lake for some rest and relaxation?
In this third installment of the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, reconnect with Dane, Maeve, and Cassie as they embark on more steamy fun. This time on vacation, far from their home in Ashbury. Who knows, maybe our trio will even find another kindred spirit to join them. Or maybe they’ll simply find out that trouble follows them no matter where they go.
Either way, this adventure promises to be even more fun, kinky, and full of action.
Warning: Carelessly Conned Kraken is a spicy urban fantasy adventure. It is obviously pure fantasy, so expect unrealistic over-the-top spicy/steamy situations, some wish fulfillment, a little sophomoric humor, strong language, and a heavy helping of naughty bits. Oh, and a bunch of supernatural creatures, too.
Thanks for listening and if you choose to give my book a try, I truly hope you enjoy it.
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University life can be a real grind, and for twenty-two-year-old Dane Staley that means long hours in the library and not a lot of time for a social life. Not that he’s complaining. As a self-confessed bookworm, the library is a place of comfort for him. That is until he goes in search of research materials in a little used section of the lower level and his life changes forever.
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Great story
- By Gears on 06-13-23
By: J. Scott Miles
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Sex Olympics
- By: Riley Rose
- Narrated by: Nikki Monroe
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The Sex Olympics pit the greatest and sexiest athletes from across the globe against each other to see who can climax their way to gold. This is the Olympics like you've never seen it before, where the hottest women from France, Italy, Japan, Indonesia, USA, Australia, and the rest of the world go head to head and put their nude bodies on the line. Watch archers shoot dildo arrows in naughty holes, sport climbers negotiate a vibrating wall, and female fencers penetrate each other with their huge swords.
By: Riley Rose
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Evan's Eldritch Emporium, Book 1
- By: Nolan Locke
- Narrated by: William Glynn, Elise Glynn
- Length: 19 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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When Evan bridges the gap between worlds, he has no idea how much greater it’s about to become. A late-night drive turns into an overpoweringly sexy adventure as Evan lands in a world where women are hot, men are rare, and sex is a magical coupling that bestows powers upon its participants. But not everything is honeys and peaches in this new land. Conspiracies lurk in the shadows, and not all of the men welcome Evan to share in their sensual paradise.
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WIP
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-21-24
By: Nolan Locke
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Slice of Life
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Marie Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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And the pizza has a magical property that makes the denizens of Theza feel some type of way. Slice of Life is a Fantasy Comedy (you guessed it) slice-of-life tale about protagonist Jacob G. Neric filled with adventure, pizza-related humor, and saucy action. After finding the mob boss he worked for sold his soul to a succubus, he's transported to a high fantasy world in a mysterious city carved from a mountaintop. Separated into the Lower, Middle, and Upper Rings, the top lives the life of luxury while the Lower Ring toils in squalor.
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spicy Pizza
- By Irene Trex Queen on 10-14-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Shipwrecked with a Mermaid
- A Quick-Read, Slow-Burn, Monster-Girl Fantasy Romance for Men (Quickies with Cuties: Short and Steamy Romance Fantasies for Men)
- By: Grady Sparks
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Nate Hartwell has a passion for exploration and a dream to sail around the world. Unfortunately, he's also flat broke, and the meanest old man in town holds a lien on his boat. But no law or locked gate can keep a resourceful man like Nate from his quest. As he travels the globe on his stolen ship, Nate lives a life of adventure, dodging bounty hunters and enjoying spectacular sights and amazing food… all by himself. Living his dream feels hollow without someone to share it with. And he can't stop thinking about the mysterious redhead who keeps appearing in the water…
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It was good up until the end when the fantasy was ruined.
- By Ryan James Mullan on 09-15-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
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Accidentally Summoned Succubus
- Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural, Book 1
- By: J. Scott Miles
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
University life can be a real grind, and for twenty-two-year-old Dane Staley that means long hours in the library and not a lot of time for a social life. Not that he’s complaining. As a self-confessed bookworm, the library is a place of comfort for him. That is until he goes in search of research materials in a little used section of the lower level and his life changes forever.
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Great story
- By Gears on 06-13-23
By: J. Scott Miles
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Sex Olympics
- By: Riley Rose
- Narrated by: Nikki Monroe
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
The Sex Olympics pit the greatest and sexiest athletes from across the globe against each other to see who can climax their way to gold. This is the Olympics like you've never seen it before, where the hottest women from France, Italy, Japan, Indonesia, USA, Australia, and the rest of the world go head to head and put their nude bodies on the line. Watch archers shoot dildo arrows in naughty holes, sport climbers negotiate a vibrating wall, and female fencers penetrate each other with their huge swords.
By: Riley Rose
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Evan's Eldritch Emporium, Book 1
- By: Nolan Locke
- Narrated by: William Glynn, Elise Glynn
- Length: 19 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
When Evan bridges the gap between worlds, he has no idea how much greater it’s about to become. A late-night drive turns into an overpoweringly sexy adventure as Evan lands in a world where women are hot, men are rare, and sex is a magical coupling that bestows powers upon its participants. But not everything is honeys and peaches in this new land. Conspiracies lurk in the shadows, and not all of the men welcome Evan to share in their sensual paradise.
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WIP
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-21-24
By: Nolan Locke
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Slice of Life
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Marie Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
And the pizza has a magical property that makes the denizens of Theza feel some type of way. Slice of Life is a Fantasy Comedy (you guessed it) slice-of-life tale about protagonist Jacob G. Neric filled with adventure, pizza-related humor, and saucy action. After finding the mob boss he worked for sold his soul to a succubus, he's transported to a high fantasy world in a mysterious city carved from a mountaintop. Separated into the Lower, Middle, and Upper Rings, the top lives the life of luxury while the Lower Ring toils in squalor.
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spicy Pizza
- By Irene Trex Queen on 10-14-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Shipwrecked with a Mermaid
- A Quick-Read, Slow-Burn, Monster-Girl Fantasy Romance for Men (Quickies with Cuties: Short and Steamy Romance Fantasies for Men)
- By: Grady Sparks
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Nate Hartwell has a passion for exploration and a dream to sail around the world. Unfortunately, he's also flat broke, and the meanest old man in town holds a lien on his boat. But no law or locked gate can keep a resourceful man like Nate from his quest. As he travels the globe on his stolen ship, Nate lives a life of adventure, dodging bounty hunters and enjoying spectacular sights and amazing food… all by himself. Living his dream feels hollow without someone to share it with. And he can't stop thinking about the mysterious redhead who keeps appearing in the water…
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It was good up until the end when the fantasy was ruined.
- By Ryan James Mullan on 09-15-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
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Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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holy political injection
- By Matthew J Rose on 08-11-24
By: Dante King
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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Thought I knew what I was getting
- By Ed on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Isekai Emperor
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Chris Harbour
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 05-28-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Dark City Girls
- An Urban Fantasy
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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For a hundred and fifty years, Ezekiel Zane knew nothing but war—endless war in the name of the Fates, the Fae, and anyone who would hire him. Yet the glory of leading the most elite team of magical mercenaries in existence cost him the only thing he ever loved. He’s done. Retired to a community of renegade fae, street-racing shifters, and fallen celestials, Zane’s quiet life on the beach comes with challenges no greater than finding a reason to get out of bed in the morning and knowing when to call it a night at the bar down the street.
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I love this world
- By Shiel on 10-31-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Lust Witches #1: A Men's Urban Fantasy Adventure (Familiar Magic)
- By: Justin Trublood
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Marion Baldwin, Mars to his friends, has built a nice, safe life that guarantees a slow path to moderate wealth, two-point-five kids, a house in the suburbs, and a wife on the PTA. In other words, he’s bored beyond reason and has no idea how to turn away from his dismal future. Life changes dramatically for Mars when one fateful Saturday morning, a messenger delivers a book entitled Familiar Magic, a Guide.
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Do you really have to include this?
- By JuanMH on 12-16-22
By: Justin Trublood
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Arcane Arctic
- By: Peter North
- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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Awesome!
- By CC on 07-13-24
By: Peter North
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Castle Core
- By: Milo Storm
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Life as a peasant farmer was boring, to say the least. Was I really wrong to distract myself with the mayor’s daughter? She certainly didn’t mind. Of course, the mayor did, and now I’ve been exiled to some dark, distant forest on the other side of the continent. What do you do when your entire village betrays you? Start plotting your revenge, of course. After saving a beautiful woman’s life and nearly getting beaten to death for it, I became the proud owner of a castle core, the central power of every village. The best part? Every woman I marry gains a similar boost in power.
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Cringe Beginning
- By Roy on 02-26-22
By: Milo Storm
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Menticide: The Awakening
- BINARY, Book 1
- By: Richard M. Evans
- Narrated by: Natalie Beran
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Cassandra, a young corpo programmer, uncovers a plot of technological menticide targeted at the city's oppressed population. Armed only with a stolen data drive containing plans and schematics to this nefarious conspiracy, she must escape the clutches of her corrupt and malevolent employer, ZenithCorp. Run! If she is to stop the rollout of this technology, her only option is survival.
By: Richard M. Evans
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The Property
- Part 2 - Three's Not a Crowd
- By: Alex Cahagan
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 18 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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The Property 2: Three’s Not a Crowd follows a suburban couple, Amanda and her husband Kevin, on an unexpected sexual journey that kicks off with a birthday request. Three’s Not a Crowd continues exploring Kevin’s fantasies, a realm Amanda knows nothing about, but getting this glimpse into his mind is a revelation. The Property 2 delves further into Amanda’s fantasies and how they often merge and occasionally diverge from Kevin’s. When it came to fantasies, he wasn’t the only one keeping secrets. Long before she met Kevin in college, Amanda was working on suppressing her darker ...
By: Alex Cahagan
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 04-15-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Runic Lord
- By: Isaac Keyes
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex travels through a portal to a fantasy world in dire need of saving. While the land is tainted with a curse against magic itself, slivers of its might seep through. Alex's Isekai comes with the special gift of Rune Magic. Rune magic is mostly gone, a vestige of its ancient power and if he unlocks some of his secrets, he may just restore balance. Of course, the odds are against him and the mysteries abound. Cerenis is not some cozy fantasy world. It's plagued by the Sudrel who are eager to kill someone like him.
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good start
- By JB on 04-09-24
By: Isaac Keyes