Villain for Hire: Failure is the Only Option
Villain for Hire 6: A Supervillain Slice of Life Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Andrew Pond
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Ellory Lane
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By:
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Jay Aury
About this listen
The four rules of freelance villainy are as follows:
1. Always wear a mask
2. Never hurt civilians
3. Never kill the heroes you’re paid to fight.
4. And the bad guy always loses.
And even with the rules, there's plenty of challenges to being a villain or hire. Belligerent heroes. Rival villains. Taxes. But one thing I never imagined I’d be handling was finding out I'd gotten one of my gorgeous villainess lovers pregnant.
Which comes at not a great time, seeing as how I'd just offed one of the biggest villains in the world. Now his seat in the Guild of Villainous Foes up for grabs, and every bad guy with a death ray and an ego is crawling out of the woodwork to try and take it. Which means there aren’t a lot of heroes looking to hire a costumed punching bag.
But even worse is that everyone expects ME to be cooking up an evil scheme to end all evil schemes! Because if I don't, the consequences will be dire. And I'm not even getting paid for it! All of which leaves me with only one option: fail harder than I’ve ever failed before.
Unfortunately for me, not even losing is going to be easy this time.
Villain for Hire is a hilarious adventure through the world of heroes, superpowers, love, and villainy. With mad schemes, hammy bad guys, psychically compelling yandere villainesses, and mad AI, this men's adventure is sure to delight.
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- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 66
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
The Krysfelt Academy for Girls is the most prestigious academy in the Magocracy, and it’s about to get its first male student… Like most guys, I never expected to see the inside of that fabled place. But when I’m assigned the Enchanter class—previously reserved for girls—an invitation to Krysfelt is part of the deal. To earn my place, I’ll have to win over the fiery headmistress and the monster girl students—catgirls, orcs, wolfgirls, dryads, goblins—you name it… And that’s not even mentioning the pretty (but slightly insane) tiefling girl who believes she and I are destined to bond…
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent narration. Glaring issue in story
- By Mr. Lee on 03-22-25
By: Jack Bryce
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Biomance: An Urban Fantasy Slice of Life
- Biomance, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason, Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 40
Our retro-tech towns might seem idyllic, yet go beyond the arcades and coffee shops and you'll reach the danger zones roamed by bionic bots. Me? I ran a video store with my cute friend Emiko. She's always been a little different, so I had to look out for her—we usually just watched movies and played games together. One day, a suspicious pink-haired chick burst into the store, warning me not to watch a tape labeled Property of Steelheart—Do Not Watch! So obviously, I did, and a terrifying ghost crawled out of the screen.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Suckle “yuk”
- By Bishop on 04-03-25
By: Kirk Mason, and others
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Mystic Seekers
- A Fantasy Adventure for Men (Sword of Elathia, Book 1)
- By: Troy Ashford
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Amber Hartt
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 10
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Story5 out of 5 stars 10
Being chosen by a magical sentient sword was definitely a life changing experience. Becoming an adventurer is everyone’s dream, and Lucas Leonus has just achieved the first step by acquiring the Knight Class. Now, he and his sassy Archer childhood friend are determined to become great heroes! But slaying weak monsters for essence and grinding for money is tedious work. The true excitement of his adventuring life only begins when he encounters an immensely powerful monster. Not because it can kill him in a single hit, but because he slays it with help from a quirky talking sword.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Really good start!
- By Brian on 07-02-25
By: Troy Ashford
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Gate Lord 1
- Reborn Elemental God
- By: Dante King, Ryan Vermont
- Narrated by: Lucas Troy, Eliza Nyx
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 11
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 11
Baron Dent grew up thinking his father was crazy, a mad scientist who believed in worlds beyond Earth. Turns out his father was not only sane, but a genius. When Baron went riding on a US military helicopter in the Indian Ocean, the last thing he expected to find was a waygate to another realm. Soon after, he discovers he’s not originally from Earth but from Agartha. What follows is a whirlwind of beautiful goddesses, past lives, and elemental magic.
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2 out of 5 stars
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the narrators ruin it
- By Anonymous User on 05-09-25
By: Dante King, and others
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Mountain Refuge: A Slice-of-life LitRPG Adventure
- Deep, Inner Backwoods, Book 1
- By: A.C. Whitney, David Sung
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Charlie West
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
When reclusive Ethan’s solitary winter in a mountain cabin is upended by the arrival of a wounded, mysterious elf, his world flips like a snowflake in a storm. Suddenly, he's patching up Lyra’s strange, non-human wounds while a bizarre HUD system reveals unexpected magical talents—his own and hers. Before long, his cozy refuge transforms into a chaotic sanctuary, where a protective werewolf and a healing water nymph join forces with him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic book 1
- By Posiden300 on 07-03-25
By: A.C. Whitney, and others
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Big Mage on Campus
- A Slice of Life Magical Academy Adventure
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Hidden inside of one of the country's most exclusive colleges is a secret school for witches. And he's about to rock their world. Crashing into an icy river after being hit by a drunk driver nearly killed Edwin Sawyer—and unlocked his hidden magical potential. His new power saved the lives of himself and his friends, but also brought him to the attention of Washington DC's most powerful wizards.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Nothing, the same as other stories
- By Yolanda on 06-25-25
By: Dante King, and others
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The Last War Wizard
- A High Fantasy Adventure (A Hero's Return, Book 1)
- By: Landon Scott
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Stone Smith
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
For seven years, I fought monsters and nightmares across the continent as one of the kingdom’s last war wizards, forged in fire and blood. I’ve buried comrades, burned enemies to ash, and become something feared by both man and beast. Now at last, I’m going home. Back to my family. Back to a promise I swore I’d keep. But the town I left behind didn’t survive the war unscathed. A dark shadow has fallen over it, threatening to destroy anyone that stands in its way.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Could have been better
- By Anonymous User on 07-04-25
By: Landon Scott
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Revolutionizing the Magical World One Sorceress at a Time
- By: Alex Prone, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Jim Swanson, Raya Kane
- Length: 13 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Back on Earth, I was a history teacher. Now I’m Lord Nathan Cavendish, young, titled, and carrying the potential to become something more.
By: Alex Prone, and others
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The Synthesis Trilogy
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 41 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries.
By: F.G. Smith
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System Awakening
- Super Genetics, Book 1
- By: Sean Dunning
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 22 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 167
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 159
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 159
The heroes Terry Fairway once idolized have turned against him, hunting him down at every turn. His grandfather, the ruthless S-ranked necromancer who rules the city, watches from his throne as the people starve and suffer. Vampires stalk the streets unchecked, feeding on the innocent without fear of reprisal. Terry always believed his family were the good guys, but Wichita isn't a city of heroes or villains—it's a city of power. And if power is all that matters, then power is what Terry will seize.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Over 5 hours in main still has no powers just an angry kid dealing with lise and life
- By Alexis G on 03-11-25
By: Sean Dunning
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Amazon Apocalypse
- By: Marvin Knight
- Narrated by: Jack Douglas, Jessica Threet
- Length: 20 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 493
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 418
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 418
Growing up, she was the girl down the street. Even then, I knew she was different. She was tough, rough, and had the strength to stop a speeding car with her bare hands. We were as thick as thieves, sharing every adventure. Then one day she revealed a secret. She wasn't from Earth. She was from a distant place called the Arcadia Multiverse. Her people lived under the rule of a god-like entity known as the System. That System had its gaze fixed on Earth. And it was only a matter of time before it came for us.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good, but very derivative towards the end
- By Anonymous on 10-28-23
By: Marvin Knight
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Mob Sorcery 1
- Mob Sorcery, Book 1
- By: K.D. Robertson
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 367
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 314
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Story5 out of 5 stars 314
The local wolffolk mafia longs for their glory days, and their alluring don, Alessia Lionetti, wants a powerful enforcer to bring them back. That's Vince. This is his big break from his days as a hired thug. Working for the mafia has a short life expectancy, though. Especially in a world where the masquerade shattered long ago. Demons run banks, birdfolk ferry people across town, and the police possess crack teams of sorcerers to keep the peace. Bad news for Vince and his dreams of mafia wealth.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good story but mc is basically robot
- By The Boring New Dad on 02-13-24
By: K.D. Robertson
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Sol Anchor
- By: Benjamin Darr
- Narrated by: Brad Derry
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
Stone McGracen died trying to be a hero, earning him a second chance in a game-like world. Reincarnated, Stone wakes deep in a dungeon armed with a knife, unlimited respawns, and a lot of dungeon monsters between him and freedom. If Stone wants to make it out to the world above, things are going to get... unorthodox. Follow Stone as he claws his way to the top with pure grit, spit, and blood in Sol Anchor Book 1!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Midgets, radiation, and giant turkeys
- By Amazon Customer on 06-27-25
By: Benjamin Darr
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Riftside 1
- A LitRPG Fantasy Adventure
- By: Cassius Lange, Henrik Saetre
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jessica Threet, Jeff Hays
- Length: 22 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Decades after the rifts appeared, the humans of Noros have finally managed to fight the monster incursions to a standstill, building protective settlements around each new rift. Beyond the rifts lies Riftside, a world filled with monsters, valuable resources, and the rare gems used to turn humans into classed adventurers.
By: Cassius Lange, and others
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Healer's Journey
- A Men's Fantasy Romance
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Colin Gold
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16
Running trade routes with a crew of misfits, Karzon only had his determination, survival skills, and the need to turn a profit. As a newly awoken healer, Karzon's magic is unexpectedly rare. When the kingdom of Arlenia crumbles under monsters rising from corrupted gems, Karzon realizes all will fall without him, because his magic alone can destroy the source. Thankfully, he's not alone.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A refined and refreshing take
- By Anonymous User on 07-02-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Weaponsmaster Omnibus: Books 1-4
- A Monster Girl Fantasy Adventure
- By: Phil Aerix
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Charlie West
- Length: 47 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
Send living shadows to drag me to another world? They better be ready for a fight! I’ve always been a scrapper, so when I was snatched from my world by shadow creatures and hauled to another one, I did as I’d always done. I fought. But I still didn’t know anything about where I was. My luck was in, because I quickly had the good fortune of meeting a sexy prophetess and a gorgeous, blue-skinned, redheaded mage who said she was something called a moonwisp. Yeah, magic was a thing.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Dumb white boy from Oakland's ghetto
- By snorts on 06-23-25
By: Phil Aerix
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Duskbound 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: D. E. Sherman
- Narrated by: Gary Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 20
Monsters don’t fear the dark. They fear him. Velik was changed by a childhood encounter he still struggles to understand. Now he’s something else—faster, deadlier, and armed with a unique class built for one thing: hunting monsters. For ten years, he’s braved the frontier alone, cutting down every beast that threatens the border towns. With each kill, he’s grown stronger, gaining levels and sharpening his skills on the thousands of monsters infesting the wild lands.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good book. Lackluster performance.
- By Kristian Hutchins on 07-07-25
By: D. E. Sherman
The Mighty Magneron and his girls get into so much.
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