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B.J. Harrison
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Kristen Painter
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers.
No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?
Her dreams of a new life disappear faster than wine at book club as more problems arise from her husband’s dark dealings and the unbelievable complications caused by her supernatural entanglements. Only her strength and determination (and some wild new friends) will see her through this next chapter, but the odds are against her.
How much more can her life suck? She’s about to find out....
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 576
Sparrow “Ro” Meadowcroft is about to get the promotion she’s always dreamed of–curator of the museum where she works. She loves old things and the history that surrounds them, so when a patron leaves some items to the museum, Ro is eager to dig in. The sword in the stone that comes with those items is clearly a joke. A well-made but obvious replica meant to be a conversation starter. Why anyone would think that belonged in the museum is beyond her, but she can’t resist taking a crack at it and finding out if she’s the chosen one. And as it turns out...she is.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exquisite, a breath of fresh air
- By Anonymous User on 10-01-22
By: Kristen Painter
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Heart of Fire
- A Fantasy Romance
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,090
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,009
Eager to find her place in the world and understand the frightening gifts she's been born with, Jessalyne Brandborn leaves her sheltered life to become apprentice to the most powerful sorceress in Shaldar. She hires Ertemis, the deadliest man in the realm, to get there. With the Legion's bounty on his head, dark elf Ertemis is reluctant to escort Jessalyne but needs the money she offers - especially if he's ever to find out who his father is.
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5 out of 5 stars
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But it
- By Anonymous User on 01-16-17
By: Kristen Painter
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Miss Frost Solves a Cold Case
- Jayne Frost, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,771
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,291
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,282
Jayne Frost is a winter elf, Jack Frost's daughter, Santa Claus's niece, heir to the Winter Throne, and now private investigator. Needing someone he can trust, her father sends her to Nocturne Falls to find out why employees at a toy store are going missing. Doing that requires getting to know the town, which leads to interesting encounters with a sexy vampire, an old flame, and an elevator that's strictly off-limits. The more Jayne finds out, the more questions she has, but the answers lead her deeper into danger.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Princess Turned PI!
- By Anonymous User on 05-07-16
By: Kristen Painter
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The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
- Nocturne Falls, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,731
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,271
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,254
After seeing her maybe-mobster boss murder a guy, Delaney James assumes a new identity and pretends to be a mail order bride. She finds her groom-to-be living in a town that celebrates Halloween every day. Weird. But not as weird as what she doesn't know. Her groom-to-be is a 400-year-old vampire.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A Major letdown.
- By Anonymous User on 12-06-18
By: Kristen Painter
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Lost in Las Vegas
- A Frost & Crowe Mystery
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Hollis McCarthy, BJ Harrison
- Length: 6 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 904
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 821
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 821
In this new Jayne Frost and Sinclair Crowe mystery, a royal road trip takes the Princess and Prince Consort of the North Pole all the way to Las Vegas. And even though they’re in Sin City on official business, it doesn’t take long for trouble to find them. Trouble that’s very close to home. In fact, Sinclair’s entire family is gambling on him and Jayne figuring out what’s gone dangerously wrong with the cool new magic trick at the end of his parents’ show.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful book!!!😆
- By Anonymous User on 02-19-21
By: Kristen Painter
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His Maker's Mark
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story5 out of 5 stars 75
Annaleigh Bartow has one goal in mind. Save the last remaining examples of her grandfather’s stonemasonry work. Unfortunately, that work is part of an old hotel scheduled for demolition. And she’s not the only one out to get a piece of it. When her attempt is thwarted by some ruthless thugs, an unexpected hero comes to her rescue. One who both frightens and fascinates her. One who will change her life in ways she can’t imagine.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Gargoyles more than legends
- By Anonymous User on 04-03-24
By: Kristen Painter
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Witching for Grace: A Paranormal Women's Fiction Novel
- Premonition Pointe, Book 1
- By: Deanna Chase
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 599
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 524
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 520
Grace Valentine had the perfect marriage and a great career managing her husband’s real estate office. Or so she thought until three months ago when she was served with divorce papers. Thanks to her philandering ex, not only is she out of a husband, she’s out of a job, too. At the age of 45 with the help of her coven, Grace is ready to pick up the pieces and move on. But her only job prospect is at the rival real estate office, and it’s only for a trial run. She’ll need to prove that she can sell the haunted properties of Premonition Pointe before she’s hired permanently.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Chase's Best Book Yet!
- By Anonymous User on 05-23-20
By: Deanna Chase
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Living Covenant: The Complete Series
- By: Amanda M. Lee
- Narrated by: Erin DeWard
- Length: 24 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 356
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 322
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 324
Zoe Lake and Aric Winters have been through it all. From murderous professors to tan vampires and all of the wolves, witches, and sphinxes they can shake Zoe's magic fingers at along the way. They've survived it all. Now, five years after leaving Covenant College, Aric and Zoe are leading a quiet life hidden away from potential enemies and old friends. All of that changes when a familiar face from the past shows up needing help.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally inappropriate choice of narrator
- By Anonymous User on 07-19-17
By: Amanda M. Lee
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House of the Rising Sun
- Crescent City, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Elijah Alexander
- Length: 14 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 534
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 463
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 462
Every vampire has heard rumor of the mythical place where their kind can daywalk. But what no vampire knows is that this City of Eternal Night actually exists. And its name is New Orleans. For centuries, the fae have protected the city from vampire infestation. But when the bloodsuckers return, the fragile peace in New Orleans begins to crumble.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vampires and Fae
- By Anonymous User on 11-28-17
By: Kristen Painter
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Cloudy With a Chance of Witchcraft (A Paranormal Women's Fiction Romance Novel)
- Grimm Cove, Book 1
- By: Mandy M. Roth
- Narrated by: Allyson Voller
- Length: 6 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 510
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 456
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 454
When it rains, it pours...and sometimes love finds you even when you can’t find yourself. Fate has given me a second chance at the happiness I once knew in the odd Southern town of Grimm Cove. But only if I can come to terms with some rather eye-opening revelations. Supernaturals are a real thing. I'm a witch. My high school sweetheart, who happens to be the Chief of Police in Grimm Cove, is my fated mate and a wolf-shifter. Ghosts exist and can be very nosy and meddlesome. Someone is murdering witches left and right.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Kinda sexist and ridiculous
- By Anonymous User on 10-31-20
By: Mandy M. Roth
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Dead Man Talking
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: B. J. Harrison
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 110
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 99
Meteorologist Zoe Parker put Everlasting in her rearview mirror as soon as she had her college degree in hand. But when Sapphire, her eccentric great-aunt, takes a tumble down the stairs in her lighthouse home, Zoe returns to the tiny fishing hamlet to look after her. Zoe has barely crossed the county line when strange things start happening with the weather, and she discovers Sapphire’s fall was no accident. Someone is searching the lighthouse but Sapphire has no idea what they’re looking for.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It's a Classic Cozy That Checks All the Boxes
- By LouLou on 11-30-23
By: Jana DeLeon
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Sweatpants and Spells
- Midlife Magic in Marshmallow Series, Book 1
- By: Keira Blackwood
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 183
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 158
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 158
I knew hot flashes were supposed to be hot, but I didn't expect flames. One day I'm in anger management, normalizing the cordial hate between me and my husband. The next, we're divorced, and he has taken both our house and the business we built together. I'm 40 years old and living above our empty restaurant, plotting my next move. And then the world around starts lighting up - literally catching on fire. I'm starting to think my defining characteristic may not be my snark or my cupcake-baking prowess, but spontaneous combustion.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Thoroughly enjoyed this first in a new series
- By Anonymous User on 10-20-21
By: Keira Blackwood
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I Loved You First
- Anthology
- By: Molly Harper, Suzanne Enoch, Karen Hawkins
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 636
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 570
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 568
Escape with three warm-hearted romantic comedy novellas about women’s second chances at first love from beloved romance authors Suzanne Enoch, Molly Harper, and Karen Hawkins.
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5 out of 5 stars
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For People Who Love Second Chances
- By Anonymous User on 08-27-20
By: Molly Harper, and others
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Once Upon a Hallow's Eve
- Haven Paranormal Romance Series, Book 1
- By: Danielle Garrett
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 984
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 917
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 914
When your father is a literal monster, the last place you want to go is home. Unfortunately, I wasn't given much of a choice. Following a five-year exile, I'm back in my childhood bedroom. Only, this time, there are silver bars on all the windows and vault locks on the doors. In lieu of a homecoming party, my father is hosting a barbaric tournament to determine who will win my hand in marriage.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Meh...
- By Anonymous User on 11-11-18
By: Danielle Garrett
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Saint's Passage
- An Elemental Covenant Novel
- By: Elizabeth Hunter
- Narrated by: Sean William Doyle
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
Carwyn ap Bryn and Brigid Connor are two elemental vampires finding the lost, righting wrongs, and searching for meaning in the endless stretch of immortality they’ve been granted. And trying not to blow things up, but that might be more aspirational.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great characters
- By Anonymous User on 12-28-22
By: Elizabeth Hunter
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Nocturne Falls Book Bundle 1-3
- A Nocturne Falls Collection
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 24 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4 out of 5 stars 9
Welcome to Nocturne Falls, the town that celebrates Halloween 365 days a year. The tourists think it's all a show: the vampires, the werewolves, the witches, the occasional gargoyle flying through the sky. But the supernaturals populating the town know better.
By: Kristen Painter