Straight Girls Don't Cry
An age-gap nanny, toaster-oven/first-time lesbian, neurodivergent character, happily-ever-after rom-com romance novel
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She’d lost almost everything…until a family found her.
Canny, well, she goes by her last name because Rose never fit her anyway, is getting by week to week–and sometimes, table to table–after dropping out of art school. So what if she's talented. Life isn't supposed to work out for the daughter of an addict and get-rich-quick (get-broke-quicker) schemer.
Still Canny believes in humanity and helps out an overwhelmed mom of three, Ella, struggling to enjoy a meal out with a useless husband, Callahan. Ella offers Canny a nanny job, but she has reservations–and no idea what a nanny does. Of course, she falls in love with the Three Amigos, and can’t believe her luck with Ella’s generous offer.
She soon finds herself falling for Ella too. Useless Husband’s philandering pushes them together...but then drives them apart. Will her lost chances and found family go the distance or end in agony ever after?
Tropes: age-gap, divorce/infidelity; nanny romance; toaster oven, primary character with intellectual disabilities
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Emilia Drakon was once the youngest and kindest of the dragon sorcerers, but she's now the last of her kind. Betrayed and angry, she trades her meekness for a sword and embarks on a quest for vengeance that will lead her straight into the arms of the legendary Captain Maria Welles. Captain of the famed pirate ship, the Wicked Fate, Maria is every bit as treacherous and bloodthirsty as they say. She has her own vendetta and practically jumps at the chance to trick Emilia into joining her crew.
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Excellent story and narration.
- By Victoria on 01-25-23
By: Britney Jackson
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Love Next Door
- By: Rachael Sommers
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Reserved tattoo artist Riley Foster has just moved apartments and can't take her eyes off the single mom who lives next door. Riley is trying very hard not to succumb to the cliche of falling for the straight girl as she gets to know Kim Jackson, an outgoing baker with an adorable nine-year-old son. A friendship forms and Riley even finds herself roped into playing Kim's fake girlfriend to get her meddling family off her back. What could go wrong . . . except for Kim suddenly questioning whether she's not as straight as she thought!
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Enjoyed it
- By Sab on 11-15-24
By: Rachael Sommers
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Perspective
- By: Monica McCallan
- Narrated by: Lori Prince
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Campbell St. Clair never expected her first novel to catapult her to success. She should be excited that she'll be consulting on the movie adaptation, but she's struggling. Her ability to write her newest novel has been practically non-existent, she's all but given up on having a social life, and with the recent loss of her father, she's trying to understand what she wants for her future.
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enjoyed
- By Patricia Fletcher on 08-31-22
By: Monica McCallan
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Straight Girls Like You
- A second chance, workplace romance, destined to be together, late bloomer, split narrator rom-com
- By: S.E. Chandler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Can love at first site go from online interview to forever? Based on one reader’s true story: Super Mom Marty starts work at Lilith publishing house where Dana is her mentor. They hit it off over a "working" lunch and exchange numbers with plans to meet up for a rollicking game of Ultimate Frisbee. Of course, Marty wants to see how straight Dana is because she caught major feels from her just from her job interview. As with most straight girls who don't know they're torturing you with mixed signals, Dana seems like she's getting close and comfortable with Marty. At least until she gets a ...
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Attempts to be inclusive are appreciated but clunky
- By Yolanda McRae on 11-11-24
By: S.E. Chandler
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The Love Conspiracy
- By: J.J. Arias
- Narrated by: Kingsley Rose
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Forty-year-old Veronica Marin is a force to be reckoned with—a fierce trial lawyer who's always in control, including in her marriage to Gabe. But when a stranger shows up and exposes Gabe's infidelity, Veronica's reality is rocked. Her solution? To track down all of Gabe's unsuspecting partners before filing for divorce. Twenty-seven-year-old yoga instructor Ally Franco has it all—a loving family, a thriving career, and a bright future. That is, until Veronica shows up and reveals the shocking truth about her fiancé Gabe.
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Loved it the book. Ditch the narrator
- By Chriss on 07-14-24
By: J.J. Arias
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Stepping Stone
- By: Karin Kallmaker
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Motion picture producer Selena Ryan has the impossible: Fame and fortune and her integrity. Her reputation for playing fair in an industry rife with games has earned her respect from other producers, writers, and actors. She's learned the lesson that plenty of people would like to use her to get what they want - a starring role or some other way into the movies. Burned badly by actress Jennifer Lamont, who used her and left her with a devastating aftermath, she's wary of everyone related to the industry.
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Great!
- By Margaret on 07-20-20
By: Karin Kallmaker
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Flinging It
- By: G. Benson
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Frazer, head midwife at a hospital in Perth, Australia, is trying to make her corner of the world a little better by starting up a program for at-risk parents. Not everyone is excited about her ideas. Surrounded by red tape, she finally has to team up with Cora, a social worker who is married to Frazer's boss.
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Perfect
- By Saluta on 09-26-23
By: G. Benson
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The Arrangement
- By: Melissa Tereze
- Narrated by: Cat Gould
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Businesswoman, Sam Phillips, was quite content focusing on her single life. At 37, she didn't have the time to explore. She was never supposed to be alone, not in this world. One devastating day would crush everything she had ever known, but deep down, she knew there was more to life than business. Alexis Foster wasn't looking for love. With work commitments only growing by the day, a life of "arrangements" as a high-class escort appeared to be the way forward. After all, at 25, Alexis had all the time in the world to settle down. A simple decision would change their lives.
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Loved it
- By Sab on 01-18-20
By: Melissa Tereze
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- Carolyn G. Manuel
- 05-02-24
Lovable Characters
Age Gap Romance between a starving artist and a woman with three kids and a philandering husband. After meeting at a restaurant Ella offers Canny a job as a nanny. This is a great love wins in the end.
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- Alexis Silvey
- 06-13-24
Such a beautiful storyline
I loved this book start to finish. I think Canny’s relationship with everyone in the book was beautiful. Her relationship with Ross, and also Ella’s kids, in particular had my heart so happy. I was crying happy tears by the end.
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- Jess
- 07-05-24
Second Chances & Beautiful Connections
I really enjoyed this title, even with the AI narration. Very lovely and healing for all the characters who were able to turn over new leaves together.
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- Jessica Lynn
- 07-06-24
The Virtual Voice narration is horrible but the story is great
I love this story of a toaster oven, age gap love story between two women, one of whom has three children of her own. The main characters are so relatable as are the secondary characters such as Ross who has Downs Syndrome and a big dream.
However, the narration completely sucks. It is AI generated Virtual Voice, and it fails miserably. The virtual voice reads the book straight without any passion or voice acting. For example, when a character is in the throes of a monster orgasm the AI just reads the words and has no idea what they should sound like.
There’s a lot of work needed for the so-called virtual voice before it will be ready for a book like this.
Had I known the audiobook narration was going to be so bad I would have just bought the print edition. But, having said all that, I will say that if you choose this book, choose it for the wonderful story. Just be advised that the narration is going to suffer a whole lot.
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- Ash
- 08-08-24
Virtual Voice
Had to give the virtual voice a chance but it's so emotionless like I expected 😕 won't be listening to audiobooks narrated by a computer. that's not what I pay monthly for. hire someone to record these books please
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