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Slaughterhouse-Five
A Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut’s seminal 1969 novel, is widely regarded as one of the greatest anti-war books ever written. With its nonlinear narrative structure, dark humor, and blend of autobiography and science fiction, Slaughterhouse-Five was a critical and commercial success that cemented Vonnegut's place in the American literary canon.
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Cat's Cradle
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Cat's Cradle is Vonnegut's satirical commentary on modern man and his madness. An apocalyptic tale of this planet's ultimate fate, it features a little person as the protagonist; a complete, original theology created by a calypso singer.
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KV at his best.
- By Robert on 06-22-12
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Cat's Cradle
- Narrated by: Tony Roberts
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 10-30-07
- Language: English
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The Sirens of Titan
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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The richest, most depraved man on Earth, Malachi Constant, is offered a chance to take a space journey....
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Absolutely Outstanding
- By Robert on 01-07-12
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The Sirens of Titan
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 08-13-09
- Language: English
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Master storyteller and satirist Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most in-demand commencement speakers of his time....
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Life advice from the ultimate cynic
- By Wayne on 12-05-18
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 05-07-13
- Language: English
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A Man Without a Country
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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One of the greatest minds in American writing, Kurt Vonnegut shares his often hilarious and always insightful reflections on America, art, politics and life in general....
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Good but uneven collection of essays
- By J. S. Koehler on 01-28-06
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A Man Without a Country
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 09-22-05
- Language: English
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Breakfast of Champions
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Player Piano
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Kurt Vonnegut's first novel spins the chilling tale of engineer Paul Proteus....
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A Genuine 5-Stars
- By R.A. on 06-07-19
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Player Piano
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Hocus Pocus
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Eugene Debs Hartke describes an odyssey from college professor to prison inmate to prison warden back again to prisoner....
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Vonnegut Imitating Vonnegut
- By Joe Kraus on 08-06-18
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Hocus Pocus
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Sinbad
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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I had an uncle who left his hometown and the family business there to become a fine actor. His talent was a minor one, but a pretty one. It lasted for 15 years and was gone....
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Short and Sharp
- By Elle Gato on 07-30-24
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Sinbad
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- By: Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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A new crop of writers emerged from the dawning of the nuclear age, grappling with humankind's place in the universe....
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The "Grand Daddy" of Radio Science Fiction
- By C. Orena on 02-20-16
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, Bill Lipton, Berry Kroeger, Jan Miner, Joan Alexander
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 06-11-14
- Language: English
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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While Mortals Sleep is a collection of 16 short stories, written early in Vonnegut’s career, that further cements his status as an American literary icon....
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old stories before he got to be the KV I've loved
- By Don Singletary on 10-29-11
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 02-14-11
- Language: English
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Basic Training
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
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Written to be sold under the pseudonym of “Mark Harvey,” this 20,000-word novella was never published in Vonnegut’s lifetime....
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A Quaint Vonnegut Bildungsroman
- By Darwin8u on 06-30-12
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Basic Training
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 06-19-12
- Language: English
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Deadeye Dick
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Deadeye Dick is Kurt Vonnegut's funny, chillingly satirical look at the death of innocence. Amid a true Vonnegutian host of horrors - a double murder....
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If I aimed at nothing..nothing is what I would hit
- By Darwin8u on 11-28-16
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Deadeye Dick
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Essential Vonnegut Interviews
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Kurt Vonnegut, Walter James Miller
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
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Over the course of Kurt Vonnegut's career as a writer, he has sat down many times with radio host and interviewer Walter James Miller to conduct in-depth discussions of his work and the world....
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Kurt can be very Curt!
- By Steven Ray Hill on 03-11-20
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Essential Vonnegut Interviews
- Narrated by: Kurt Vonnegut, Walter James Miller
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Release date: 11-30-06
- Language: English
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- By: Kurt Vonnegut, Suzanne McConnell
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The art and craft of writing by one of the few grandmasters of American literature, a bonanza for writers and listeners written by Kurt Vonnegut's former student....
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Unlistenable
- By Grant Swalwell on 01-06-20
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 11-05-19
- Language: English
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Jailbird
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Walter Starbuck, a career humanist and eventual low-level aide in the Nixon White House, is implicated in Watergate and jailed....
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a fool and his self respect are soon parted
- By Darwin8u on 11-18-16
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Jailbird
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Timequake
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Arthur Bishop
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
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According to Kurt Vonnegut's alter ego, the old science fiction writer Kilgore Trout, a global timequake will occur on February 13, 2001, at 2:27 p.m.....
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Arias only make hopeless situations worse
- By Darwin8u on 12-28-17
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Timequake
- Narrated by: Arthur Bishop
- Length: 4 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 04-28-15
- Language: English
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
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Called “our finest black-humorist” by The Atlantic Monthly, Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most influential writers of the 20th century....
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Not a place to start.
- By Robert on 11-02-12
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We Are What We Pretend to Be
- The First and Last Works
- Narrated by: Colin Hanks, Oliver Wyman, Suzanne Toren
- Length: 4 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 10-09-12
- Language: English
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Meet Rabo Karabekian, a moderately successful surrealist painter who we meet late in life and see struggling....
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Kurt Vonnegut explores the arts
- By Darwin8u on 12-28-17
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Kurt Vonnegut presents in Fates Worse than Death a veritable cornucopia of his thoughts on what could perhaps best be summed up as "anti-theology"....
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Vonnegut is profound
- By Sarah on 02-03-20
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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