Soul Traitor

By: Tim Chizmar

Narrated by: Michael Hacker

Behold the bizarre, demonic, mad ramblings of a possibly drug-induced fever dream of epic shock-value proportion. Can your heart withstand the devastating impact of 13 unlucky chapters filled with opportunistic, bad-intentioned archangels, hard-working, manipulative demons, a beautiful young nudist writer willing to sell her soul, a chubby little asshole cherub, the Devil himself, and a goddamn fish-burning dragon?

Two bodies, one soul, breaking the rules of love and decency - pissing off the afterlife has never been more fun, and nothing will ever be the same.

©2018 Timothy Chizmar (P)2018 Timothy Chizmar

Critic reviews

“Tim Chizmar has found the perfect outlet for his wicked sense of humor - the pages of fantasy fiction. Demons, devils and humans join Tim's circus with echoes of Faust and Dante. Buy a ticket.” (Steve Mazan, Emmy-winning writer and author of Dying to do Letterman)

"At Troma we pride ourselves on recognizing the future Hollywood talents of tomorrow, Tim Chizmar is one of these, with his wild ideas and never ending insanity he will be a force to be reckoned with on the scare scene for years to come. He scares me." (Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger)

“Tim Chizmar is crazy with imagination and has an awesome way with words. If you don’t give his book a chance I got two words for you, Super Kick!! If you’re not down with that I got two more words for you, Suck It!” (Nick Jackson, IWGP and Ring of Honor Tag Champion, The Young Bucks)

Untraditional, Descriptive and Devilishly fun!

What a fun parable of the triviality of life, even in the afterlife realms. Versions of assholes you know turned characters plopped into a twisted version of Hell, entwined with an unlikely love story, a steamy sex scene, sprinkled with contempt for a place some revere more than Heaven itself. Loved it! What a fun listen. The reader had great pacing, character voices and had no hesitation in the written, sometimes vulgar, words.

Great Story!

I received this audio book for free in exchange for my honest review. This very well written and superbly narrated tale will keep you thoroughly entertained for 8 straight hours.

Wickedly fun read!

Wild and wicked fun to read! Loved the twists and turns that keeps you on your toes!

An infernal laugh-riot of a fun read

This is a hilariously imaginative allegory to corporate office dynamics set in [the fiery place], with an outlandish comedic take on some topical social issues like workplace gender politics. The main character's plight is easily relatable (particularly if you listened to this audiobook on bike rides through the flashing lights and billboards of West Hollywood as I did), and the setting of a nudist retreat lent a nice touch to her character- I suspect this author might have some authentic familiarity with the quirks of the nudist culture he writes about. This tale also functions as a fish-out-of-water romantic comedy of a demon-falling-for-human setup for some red-hot steamy blistering erotica. There were some moments I [damned] near fell off my bicycle listening to this.

Tim Chizmar is a Freak!

Where do you start on this Tim Chizmar tale? Weaving in historical references, modern culture, heaven &hell, politics and corporate culture into this gruesome thriller...Chizmar takes you on a wild ride in Soul Traitor! Lots of twists and turns all the way through...it’s a definite read for the adventurous!!

Horror ... humor ... absurdity? Pick your poison.

This is a rolicking tale, told with no inhibition. There's sex and obscenity and pop culture and scathing observations on modern life. Christopher Moore meets Piers Anthony. The narrator is beyond fantastic. Have fun.