Santa Grint
A Time Police Short Story
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Narrated by:
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Zara Ramm
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By:
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Jodi Taylor
About this listen
Expect Christmas chaos in this year's festive short story from Jodi Taylor, set in the world of the Time Police for the first time.
It all begins when the Time Police hold their first Children's Christmas Party. Their most dangerous mission yet...
No good deed ever goes unpunished. Lt Grint succumbs to his softer side and soon lives to regret it. The combination of bubble universes, candy floss, a small boy, a toad named Mr Fluffy, Mount Fanboten, £6.5 million, and a love-struck Officer Lockland are all hard enough to believe, but imagine a situation so dire that only Officer Parrish can save the aforementioned Grint from a lengthy stay in prison. At least, he can—but will he?
And, most unlikely of all, has Commander Hay's long-suffering adjutant finally experienced the first faint stirrings of romance? Is such a thing even possible?
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- By Sheryl on 11-05-15
By: Jodi Taylor
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The Constant Rabbit
- A Novel
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Andrew Wincott
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 459
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 392
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 392
An inimitable blend of satire, fantasy, and thriller, The Constant Rabbit is the latest dazzlingly original foray into Jasper Fforde's ever-astonishing creative genius. England, 2022. There are 1.2 million human-sized rabbits living in the UK. They can walk, talk, drive cars, and like to read Voltaire, the result of an Inexplicable Anthropomorphising Event 55 years before.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great book!
- By Amazon Customer on 10-07-20
By: Jasper Fforde
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A Man with One of Those Faces
- By: Caimh McDonnell
- Narrated by: Morgan C. Jones
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 929
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 825
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 821
The first time somebody tried to kill him was an accident. The second time was deliberate. Now Paul Mulchrone finds himself on the run with nobody to turn to except a nurse who has read one-too-many crime novels and a renegade copper with a penchant for violence. Together they must solve one of the most notorious crimes in Irish history. Or else they’ll be history.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not easily pleased
- By Anna on 08-30-18
By: Caimh McDonnell
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Wishful Thinking
- How to Be the Best Damn Faery Godmother in the World (Or Die Trying), Book 1
- By: Helen Harper
- Narrated by: Ruth Urquhart
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 324
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 281
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 279
Saffron Sawyer aspires to rise from the magical world's bottom rung. But when her wish to join the renowned Office of Faery Godmothers is granted, bullies make her first day on the job unbearable. And to add to her misery, she discovers that someone is abducting her coworkers one-by-one. Desperate to prevent another kidnapping, she scrambles to piece together the clues. After teaming up with the handsome and powerful Devil's Advocate, she uncovers a strange connection between the disappearances and her lowly former gig.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun Story with Magic
- By Sandy M on 10-12-20
By: Helen Harper
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Interstellar Caveman
- Interstellar Caveman, Book 1
- By: Karl Beecher
- Narrated by: Steve West
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 187
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Story4 out of 5 stars 168
You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
- By Willis Burns on 11-19-19
By: Karl Beecher
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Broadland
- British Detective Tanner Murder Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: David Blake
- Narrated by: Jonathan Keeble
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 474
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 421
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 419
When a girl’s body is found strangled, raped, and horrifically mutilated by a boat’s propeller, deep in the heart of the Norfolk Broads, newly arrived Detective Inspector John Tanner is asked to assist with the investigation. At first, all the evidence points to a man who had a multi-million-pound reason to kill her. But when an alibi is produced from an unexpected source, and another body appears at the base of a slipway, Tanner finds himself turning to local girl Detective Constable Jenny Evans for help.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent..
- By Trish R. on 03-26-20
By: David Blake
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Hero: A Simon Serrailler Short Story
- By: Susan Hill
- Narrated by: Steven Pacey
- Length: 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 129
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 112
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Story4 out of 5 stars 111
When Simon Serrailler was a rookie constable with the Met, he did something reckless in the course of a night's work which caused a man's death. But his act was praised by his colleagues, and he was called a hero. Years later, now a detective chief superintendent who has been badly injured in the course of duty, he receives a medal for bravery at Buckingham Palace while recollecting that fateful night of his early career, when chance disguised itself as bravery.
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4 out of 5 stars
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This 'story' makes no sense to me
- By Pamela Donaldson on 05-10-17
By: Susan Hill
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The 13th Witch
- The King's Watch, Book 1
- By: Mark Hayden
- Narrated by: Ciaran Saward
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 157
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 132
Conrad Clarke, former RAF pilot and alleged gangster, gets a text – and a visit – from The Allfather. Odin has a challenge for Conrad: Sign up to protect England from wild magick and get a commission in the King’s Watch. All he has to do is find a missing witch. Simple. Conrad never could resist a challenge. Before you can say “Ragnarok”, he’s plunged into a world of gods, mages, witches, dwarves, and one very aggressive giant mole.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great story becomes even better
- By Pine wind on 11-09-20
By: Mark Hayden
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Standing by the Wall
- The Collected Slough House Novellas
- By: Mick Herron
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 170
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 142
Espionage. Blackmail. Revenge. Cunning. Slapstick. State secrets dating back to the fall of the Berlin Wall. All this and more in a tight package of five novellas by Mick Herron, CWA Gold Dagger-winning author of Slow Horses.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More Please
- By Katy on 01-27-23
By: Mick Herron
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The Perpetual Astonishment of Jonathon Fairfax
- By: Christopher Shevlin
- Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 123
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 106
When Jonathon Fairfax accidentally helps a murderer bump off Sarah Morecambe, the secretary of a senior politician, he sets off a chain of events that astonishes him. Jonathon is wrong-footed by even the most everyday things, so he's particularly startled to find himself caught up in a conspiracy that goes right to the heart of government. Teaming up with a suave private investigator, a glamorous granny and the probable love of his life, Jonathon must confront his greatest fears - including talking to girls and balaclava-clad killers - and answer some very difficult questions.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story with LOL moments
- By Bethany on 12-11-20
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Bliss Uncovered
- DI Bliss, Book 0.5
- By: Tony J. Forder
- Narrated by: Greg Wagland
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Fresh out of uniform, DC Jimmy Bliss finds himself at the centre of an undercover sting. Enlisted by a crew of villains to crack a safe, he fears his cover is blown when he’s seen in the wrong place at the wrong time. But on the night of the job, things run smoothly enough until the gang leader changes the location of the heist. As the job spirals out of control, Bliss has to trust his instincts and buy some time. There’s just one problem: he has no idea if his team know what has become of him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent narration of a very good novel.
- By J-me on 09-28-23
By: Tony J. Forder
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The Eyre Affair
- A Thursday Next Novel
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,723
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,197
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,198
In Jasper Fforde's Great Britain, circa 1985, time travel is routine, cloning is a reality (dodos are the resurrected pet of choice), and literature is taken very, very seriously. England is a virtual police state where an aunt can get lost (literally) in a Wordsworth poem and forging Byronic verse is a punishable offense. All this is business as usual for Thursday Next, renowned Special Operative in literary detection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Worthy Read
- By chicagoalum on 01-21-10
By: Jasper Fforde
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- BB
- 12-26-22
Cute little Time Police Story
I wish it was a longer. It definitely ticks all the boxes. classic Jodi Taylor!
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- Rita Elrod
- 12-29-22
Wonderful!
As always, Jodi does not disappoint. Just the right mix of humor and impending disaster. I can’t wait for the next one!!
And I could listen to the narrator rattle off her grocery list with great pleasure.
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- Tnwalkermom
- 01-07-23
Fun story! Excellent narration
As always, another fun story about the Time Police! Hope Jodi Taylor continues this series, along with Zara Ramm’s excellent narration.
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- danis1947
- 12-27-22
Christmas Grint. Wonderful!!
Couldn’t wait for this story….and it did not disappoint. Love this series!! Well done Ms. Taylor.
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- Kim Langley
- 01-02-23
loved it
loved it! fun to see Grint in this new way. and captain Farrington! go, go,go
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- Anthony
- 01-02-23
Fun story and no St Mary's
This was one of my favorite Christmas stories, it has a little bit of everything and it's tied up nicely.
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- Cherry Robinson Psy. D.
- 08-19-23
Never disappoints
Whether you have read one of the St Marys or any of the time police books this is an excellent story with an amazing reader that you will amuse and delight. Thank you Jodi and Zara
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- J Walker
- 12-26-22
More laughs
Thanks for making me laugh out loud while listening. Your books are one of the few that do.
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- Mary Hall-Brown
- 12-26-22
Wonderful as always!
Still in love with the mad cast of characters, but especially Grint and Jane. Lovely!
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- Christine
- 12-27-22
*****
I love these time travel books. Light-hearted, and very entertaining. I look forward to the next one.
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