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Narrated by:
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Qamar Yochanan
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full cast
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About this listen
War may be hell, but prank wars are hell-arious.
Seventh-grader Jordan Bryant is desperate for a scoop for his year-end ELA project. When the vice principal gets glitter-bombed in front of the whole class—and the wrong student punished for the prank—Jordan thinks he’s found the perfect story. Instead, he finds himself swept up in the biggest thing to ever hit Murray Middle: the Great Prank War. As the pranks get evermore epic and insane, so do the punishments handed down by the draconian administration. Can Jordan and his wacky friends figure out who’s responsible for causing the school-wide mayhem without getting into trouble themselves? More importantly: Can they stop the madness before the trigger-happy vice principal cancels the dance?
Mutually Assured Detention is a raucous, laugh-out-loud tale of friendship and pandemonium by the author of The Dragon Squisher and Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World.
Cast:
- Qamar Yochanan
- Elizabeth Evans
- Paul Castro, Jr.
- Maxwell Glick
- Lianna Liew
- Pamela Almand
- Gregory Connors
- Ann Osmond
- Madeleine Hernandez
- Cary Hite
- Margaret Ying Drake
- Michael Crouch
- Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Feodor Chin
- Kathy Searle
- Jimmy Berry
- JB Chen
- Jamie Zubairi
- Bilaal Avaz
- Judy Lee
- Sanjiv Jhaveri
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- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,976
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,770
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,768
“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Samantha Turret, Khristine Hvam, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21,783
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19,545
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19,467
Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Warning for parents...
- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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Riley Mack and the Other Known Troublemakers
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Bryan Kennedy, Edoardo Ballerini, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,616
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,807
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5,802
What do you get when you add up one middle school bully, two bank robbers, 57 puppy-mill dogs, 4,000 missing dollars, and five daring troublemakers led by the incomparable Riley Mack? One crazy caper! In this merry, mischievous romp, master storyteller Chris Grabenstein, the award-winning author of Escape From Mr. Lemoncello's Library, teams with a full-cast of audio talent to introduce Riley Mack, a one-of-a-kind 12-year-old hometown hero.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I Was Entertained
- By Frances Hampton on 04-06-19
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NERDS
- National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 190
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 143
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Story4 out of 5 stars 144
There’s no doubt about it: These kids are nerds. Awkward, unpopular, uncool as uncool can be—and yet, there’s something about these “nerds” that nobody else knows. These dweebs are actually superspies who use their dorky skills to battle the evil Hyena and other villainous baddies.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Humorous Story for Kids; Excellent Narrator
- By EmilyK on 08-18-13
By: Michael Buckley
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Night Magick
- By: Suri Rosen
- Narrated by: Josh Gad
- Length: 6 hrs and 18 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,064
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 927
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 926
Cole Balek is a liar. Okay, not really. He just makes you think he’s sawing someone in half or that he’s trapped in a trunk. All Cole wants is to continue the love of magic that he and his late father shared by becoming the best tween magician in the Las Vegas area. But when Cole and his mother get a mysterious note from a rare book collector, he’s forced to search among his father’s belongings for A Lesson in Magick, an old book of spells connected to an ancient group of magickers. What he finds instead are a series of coded clues his dad left for him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fantastic Mystery/Adventure!
- By Angela on 10-01-20
By: Suri Rosen
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Wishes and Wellingtons
- By: Julie Berry
- Narrated by: Jayne Entwistle
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,497
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,025
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15,998
Maeve Merritt chafes at the rigid rules at her London boarding school for “Upright Young Ladies.” When punishment forces her to sort through the trash, she finds a sardine tin that houses a foul-tempered djinni with no intention of submitting to a schoolgirl as his master. Soon an orphan boy from the charitable home next door, a mysterious tall man in ginger whiskers, a disgruntled school worker, and a take-no-prisoners business tycoon are in hot pursuit of Maeve and her magical discovery.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I didn’t want it to end
- By Julia on 10-05-18
By: Julie Berry
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Netherwings
- By: Django Wexler
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 784
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 681
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 678
Kay’s life is pretty boring. She goes to school, spends quiet evenings at home with her foster mom, and has the occasional brush with mischief thanks to her best and only friend Will. But everything is about to change. One night, Kay tags along on another one of Will’s adventures, and they both end up recruited by a talking fox to become Netherjacks, protectors of all the worlds. Once they arrive at the training academy, though, Will is paired with a legendary Netherwing mount and quickly rises in the trainee ranks, leaving Kay behind with barely a glance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sequel
- By Coletta Taylor on 10-30-21
By: Django Wexler
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Beezer
- Beezer, Book 1
- By: Brandon T. Snider
- Narrated by: Fred Berman, Eric Yves Garcia, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,878
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,162
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5,135
Beelzebub, the prince of demons, is bored. It's his destiny to one day rule the dark underworld known as the Red Realm, but it's sooo boring down there. All he wants to do is lay around all day in the lava pits (ahhh), boss everyone around (rude!), and maybe play a cruel prank (or two). But Beelzebub's father has had it with his son's nasty attitude. No one backtalks the Red King. NO ONE. A disgraced Beelzebub is banished by his father and cursed to spend his days in the worst place either of them can imagine. EARTH.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What do I know?
- By R. MCRACKAN on 02-02-20
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The Double Drastic Time Capsule Caper
- By: Van Temple
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Maxwell Glick, Margaret Ying Drake, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 702
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 613
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 603
The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.
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5 out of 5 stars
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i like
- By Alina on 12-31-20
By: Van Temple
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The Worst Warlock
- By: A.A. Livingston, Dan Livingston
- Narrated by: Carey Mulligan
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,561
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,386
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,388
Elijah Muddle’s life changed in an instant. The son of a spiteful and mean manure farmer, Elijah now has become an apprentice to the town’s warlock, Caliban. The chance to escape his terrible father and learn magic? It’s a dream come true! Until...it turns out that Elijah’s internal magic is wonky, and he is the absolute worst warlock ever - all his spells go wildly wrong, causing both hilarious and disastrous consequences all over town.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Moral of the story
- By Carol on 12-11-20
By: A.A. Livingston, and others
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Stuck
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Elizabeth Hess, Oliver Wyman, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,065
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,451
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,436
On his 11th birthday, Jackson is nervous about moving up to middle school where he knows he'll be bullied by older kids, so he makes his wish, "I don't want to grow up!" When his 12th birthday rolls around, he discovers his wish came true: he's still 11, and he's starting fifth grade (again). At first, this is the perfect life. Jackson is the smartest kid in his class, the best on his baseball team, and the star of the school band. But after a few years of being eleven, he realizes his life is passing him by.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Accent problem
- By Padma P.Jagannathan on 08-09-20
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Baker Street Four
- By: Penny Chrimes
- Narrated by: Bill Nighy, Paterson Joseph, Celia Imrie, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 398
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 366
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 366
Baker Street Four follows Billy (Charlie Brand), Charlie (Kiki May), and Tom (Nathan Moses), three young apprentices of Sherlock Holmes (Paterson Joseph) who assist the famous detective in London’s dodgy East End. With the help of their faithful cat, Watson (Bill Nighy) and Sherlock’s beloved housekeeper Mrs. Hudson (Celia Imrie), this foursome takes local crimes into their own hands while Holmes is off solving mysteries abroad. Follow the Baker Street Irregulars as they pursue different cases, growing by the day as young detectives and as friends.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story!!! And even better narration!
- By Lisa Wall on 01-06-24
By: Penny Chrimes
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Hilda and the Hidden People
- Hilda, Book 1
- By: Stephen Davies, Luke Pearson
- Narrated by: Carlyss Peer, Bella Ramsey, Sanchia McCormack, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 194
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 165
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Story5 out of 5 stars 164
Meet Hilda: explorer, adventurer, avid sketchbook-keeper, friend to almost every creature in the valley, and star of her very own Netflix show. Dive into this immersive multi-voice 3D audio adventure as Hilda encounters her very first troll, negotiates peace with some rather pernickety elves and reunites two lovelorn ancient giants.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The show in radio play.
- By Miguel Vasquez on 10-06-22
By: Stephen Davies, and others
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Viva Durant and the Secret of the Silver Buttons
- By: Ashli St. Armant
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 4 hrs and 5 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,098
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,933
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,900
Viva Durant, New Orleans’ youngest detective, is on a quest to solve a jazzy mystery. Every summer, Viva heads to New Orleans to spend time with her loving but stern Grandmother, known as Gram. After Gram reads Viva an article in the local paper about a missing treasure related to the world-famous song, “Miss Mary Mack”, Viva heads through the Crescent City on an epic adventure to track down the treasure. The clues lead Viva to the French Quarter, a jazz club, a creepy cemetery, and even the circus.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Uses God's name in vain right away!
- By Amazon Customer on 11-01-19
By: Ashli St. Armant
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The Magic Flower Shop
- By: Gina Mayer
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 475
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 417
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 417
Nine-year-old Violet loves spending time in her Aunt Abigail's flower shop in their small British town. And she's so excited to stay overnight with her Aunt Abigail for the first time! But when Aunt Abigail has to leave to deal with an emergency, Violet and her friends, twins Jack and Zack, start poking around - and discover that her aunt owns an ancient magical flower book and uses her flower magic to make people happy! Violet wants to do that, too. Her first mission: making a match between two of her teachers. Unfortunately, it all goes wrong!
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cute distraction
- By IndMind on 02-07-21
By: Gina Mayer
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Camp Cacophony
- The Mystwick School of Musicraft, Book 0.5
- By: Jessica Khoury
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,791
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,558
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,552
It’s two months before Amelia’s big audition for the Mystwick School of Musicraft. If she gets in, she will learn to spin music into powerful magic - but her Gran has one last-ditch plan to persuade her out of it: sports camp. A week of softball, sprinting, and sweaty socks isn't exactly Amelia’s idea of a good time - in fact, she's deeply, appallingly unathletic. By the end of day one, she’s puked her guts out in track, gotten a black eye in no-contact flag football, and firmly established herself as the Least Valuable Player at camp.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Such a fun and enjoyable story, as always
- By Megan Flack on 06-01-21
By: Jessica Khoury
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The Flying Flamingo Sisters
- By: Carrie Seim
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan, Bill Andrew Quinn, Jessica Almasy, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 13 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,926
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,876
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,853
This hilarious, heartfelt, and soaring adventure will delight fans of The Goonies and Indiana Jones. Performed as a 1930s radio drama, it’s bursting with humor for all ages, orchestral scoring, and some of the most talented voices on Broadway. When their ace pilot parents (and adorable puppy) mysteriously disappear over the Pacific, the Flamingo Sisters - Flo, Faye, and Franny - escape the clutches of their evil Uncle Freidrich (who believes girls should never pilot aeroplanes) and join a flying circus.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A rollicking good time!
- By Cda123 on 12-12-19
By: Carrie Seim
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The Double Life of Danny Day
- By: Mike Thayer
- Narrated by: Brian Holden
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story5 out of 5 stars 28
My name is Danny Day, and I live every day twice. The first time, it's a "discard day". It's kind of like a practice run. At the end of the day, I go to bed, wake up, and poof everything gets reset, everything except my memory, that is. The second time, everything is normal, just like it is for everyone else. That's when everything counts and my actions stick. As you could probably guess, "Sticky Day" Danny is very different from "Discard Day" Danny.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So good you’ll read it twice!
- By Rick on 02-05-23
By: Mike Thayer
Love it
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4 stars
I almost lost interest - ALMOST!
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Love the slang
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A great book for kids
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-Lily
OMGOMGOMG!!!
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Super fun.
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Great
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The how the book was good
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Delightful
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Kids loved it
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