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Carey Mulligan
About this listen
Elijah Muddle’s life changed in an instant. The son of a spiteful and mean manure farmer, Elijah now has become an apprentice to the town’s warlock, Caliban. The chance to escape his terrible father and learn magic? It’s a dream come true! Until...it turns out that Elijah’s internal magic is wonky, and he is the absolute worst warlock ever - all his spells go wildly wrong, causing both hilarious and disastrous consequences all over town.
Now, everyone in town is furious at Elijah, including Caliban and his dangerous jaguar familiar. Elijah tries desperately to correct his magic with the help of his best friends Marcus the thief and Tori the blacksmithing barbarian. The trio contends with the Nighty-Knights, angry mobs, and a ridiculously dangerous and forbidden spell. Will Elijah succeed? Find out in this clever and funny audiobook from A. A. Livingston & Dan Livingston.
©2020 A.A. Livingston and Dan Livingston (P)2020 Audible Originals, LLC.
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worst but not the worst
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4 stars
Hilarious
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I love it
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The narrator is good but the sound effects were usually to soft and often did not make sense. Would have been better to exclude them.
Story is Good, Special effects were poor
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nice and entertaining
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Super cute fun story.
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Hilarious at times with a great story
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Fun
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Carey Mulligan did a good job! I still think multi-actor audiobooks are better, but she did quite well for a single-actor audiobook narrator.
Good story
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