Hell Hounds Are For Suckers
San Francisco Vampire Series
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Narrated by:
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Valerie Gilbert
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By:
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Jessica McBrayer
About this listen
Vampire, Hannah's best friend has coupled up and Hannah is feeling alone and lonely. One night on a stroll through her favorite grave-yard she is be-hounded by a small growling fur ball. The puppy refuses to leave and reluctantly she takes him in. She soon needs expert advice because the puppy won't eat any of the expensive dog chow she buys and burps fire.
Hannah consults her vampire friends and a friendly jinni and finds out she's got herself a hell hound. And more, the jinni warns, there is sure to be an owner in the background somewhere. When a gorgeous demon shows up pounding on her door wanting his dog back, Hannah is suddenly in the middle of a humorous predicament. This between-quell, the second episode of the Vampires of San Francisco series, is a novella of 60 pages.
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Mackenzie "Mac" Harris fled her hometown of Bluff Point, Maine after being left at the altar and seeking solace in the arms of her best friend's off-limits brother, Gavin. Seven years later, she's back to attend her best friend's wedding, and she figures she's safe now from the mistakes of her youth. But Gavin, the town's veterinarian, has never forgotten the woman who has always held his heart. And when Mac rescues a stray puppy named Tulip, only Gavin can help.
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3 out of 5 stars
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I want more dog!
- By Victoria J. Mejia-Gewe on 05-31-17
By: Jenn McKinlay
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The Wallflower
- Halle Pumas, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 89
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
Emma Carter has been in love with Max Cannon since high school, but he barely knew she existed. Now, she runs her own unique curio shop, and she’s finally come out her shell and into her own. When Max returns to his small home town to take up his duties as the Halle Pride’s alpha, he finds shy little Emma has grown up. That small spark of something he’d always felt around the teenager has blossomed into something more - his mate! But Max’s ex has plans of her own. Plans that don’t include Emma being around to interfere.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome
- By Kindle Customer on 01-10-19
By: Dana Marie Bell
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,827
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,678
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,677
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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Mercy Hills Pack - Bundle One
- Books 1 - 3 Plus Extras
- By: Ann-Katrin Byrde
- Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
- Length: 29 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 205
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 179
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 179
Come explore the world of Mercy Hills and the lives of the shifters who live among us. Watch as they struggle against oppression and prejudice, yet still find their way to love and happiness and strange new friendships within the walled enclaves that make up their home. This bundle contains the first three books of the epic urban fantasy series, and four never-before-seen bonus stories that explore life both inside and outside the enclaves.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Mercy Hills Pack - Bundle One
- By Gabrielle on 12-04-20
By: Ann-Katrin Byrde
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Beauty Dates the Beast
- Midnight Liaisons Series, Book 1
- By: Jessica Sims
- Narrated by: Leah Mallach
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 641
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 580
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WANTED: Single human female to join charming, wealthy, single male were-cougar for a night of romantic fun - and maybe more. Me: The tall, sensuous, open-minded leader of my clan. You: A deliciously curvy virgin who's intimately familiar with what goes bump in the night. Must not be afraid of a little tail. Prefer a woman who's open to exploring her animal nature. Interest in nighttime walks through the woods a plus. My turn-ons include protecting you from the worst the supernatural world has to offer.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Over...noooo!
- By Jennifer on 05-29-12
By: Jessica Sims
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The Guardian of Bastet
- By: Jacqueline M. Battisti
- Narrated by: Chloe Campbell
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4 out of 5 stars 53
Cat-shifter Trinity Morrigan-Caine has discovered a demon is killing supernaturals. Magically challenged, she has every intention of letting handsome Alpha werewolf Gordon Barnes handle it. But after a dying vampire gifts Trinity a mystical amulet, she is drawn into the fray as the legendary Guardian of Bastet, a warrior born when the need arises. Though Trinity initially rejects the role, she warms to the idea when Gordon agrees to train her - and their passion for each other grows.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Delightfully fun!
- By Cl on 04-21-14
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Daywalker - The Beginning
- A Dark Fantasy Short Story
- By: Tessa Dawn
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4 out of 5 stars 81
Lacy Logan thought she had a normal life. She was healthy, happy, and about to start her own paranormal investigations business...until she met the man in black. In a matter of days, she was fighting for her life, questioning her sanity, and hoping to uncover a secret from her past that would allow her to slay a demon.
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5 out of 5 stars
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LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!
- By bookworm2121 on 02-13-16
By: Tessa Dawn
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The Troublemaker Next Door
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Anne Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 117
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 106
It's been the day from hell for Maddie Gardner. Instead of offering her a promotion, her boss made a pass at her. After she quit, she got dumped by her lukewarm boyfriend. And then when she's in the middle of a foul-mouthed meltdown in her kitchen, she notices her gorgeous green-eyed neighbor standing there.
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2 out of 5 stars
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This one could not hold my attention.
- By SS on 07-04-18
By: Marie Harte
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Witches of Half Moon Bay Series Box Set: Books 1-3
- A Witch's Call, A Witch's Destiny, A Witch's Fate (Witches of Half Moon Box Set, Book 1)
- By: Heather Hildenbrand
- Narrated by: Kelly Pruner
- Length: 26 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 627
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 578
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 575
As a college student, I spend my days in class and my evenings selling sage to PTA moms who do moon rituals to manifest better parking spaces. My best friend is a cat who likes pizza, and a “night out” includes hand delivering mysterious packages to the local “coven” of small business owners who repeatedly invite me to their meetings - clothing optional. My life is weird. But it’s not magic. Magic isn’t real. At least, that’s what I believed - right up until the moment he walks into my store.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Misleading reviews.
- By J. Maji on 06-07-21
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Runes
- By: Ednah Walters
- Narrated by: Stephanie Terry
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 641
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 589
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Seventeen-year-old Raine Cooper has enough on her plate dealing with her father's disappearance, her mother's erratic behavior, and the possibility of her boyfriend relocating. The last thing she needs is Torin St. James - a mysterious new neighbor with a wicked smile and uncanny way of reading her. Raine is drawn to Torin's dark sexiness against her better judgment, until he saves her life with weird marks, and she realizes he is different. But by healing her, Torin changes something inside Raine.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Read - Teen Fantasy
- By Striker on 11-16-16
By: Ednah Walters
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The Dragon's Tattoo: A Dragon Shifter Romance
- Bluewater Coast, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline, Gregory Kellen
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 236
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 225
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 225
Anthony was my best friend and the first boy I ever kissed. The first boy I ever loved. I always thought we would be together. Then, he left town, and I never heard from him again. Now, there’s a new doctor at the hospital in the department where I work, and I can’t believe who it is. It’s Anthony.
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1 out of 5 stars
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1/2 way through and BORING!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-21
By: Roxie Ray
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 443
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 411
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Story4 out of 5 stars 410
Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Bloodsucking Fiends
- A Love Story
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Susan Bennett
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4,631
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,268
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,290
A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bloodsucking FUN!
- By SHEILA on 10-02-08
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Red-Headed Stepchild
- By: Jaye Wells
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 575
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 481
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Story4 out of 5 stars 482
Sabina Kane doesn't really fit in. And being an assassin doesn't help matters. But she's never brought her work home. Until now. Sabina's latest mission is uncomfortably complex and threatens the fragile peace between the vampire and mage races. As she scrambles to figure out which side she's on, she uncovers a tangled political web, some nasty facts about her family, and some unexpected new talents. Any of these things could be worryingly life changing, but together they could be lethal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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One of the Worst Books I've "Read"
- By BestBooksBestPrice on 09-12-12
By: Jaye Wells
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First Grave on the Right
- Charley Davidson, Book 1
- By: Darynda Jones
- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,252
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8,972
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8,948
Charley sees dead people. That's right, she sees dead people. And it's her job to convince them to "go into the light." But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e., murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams she's been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great choice for Stephanie, Lorelai or Buffy fans!
- By Austin gal on 03-07-12
By: Darynda Jones
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- Cherry
- 12-08-18
funny!!
i loved this one! it was funny, cute and sexy!!! i liked all the story!!
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- Theirry
- 04-05-15
Great little short story
What did you love best about Hell Hounds Are For Suckers?
I liked the narrators voices- well done. Also, the female lead wasn't whiney, going on and on ad nauseum. She had interesting friends that give s**t because they give a s**t about their friends. I'll explore this series further.
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Valerie Gilbert is awesome! Love the British accent on the Gin. :)
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- Redrabbit3366
- 04-20-20
Love it.
Fun romp on the strange side. Just love this series. Funny and endearing characters. Narrator makes this book a wonderful ride.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
- happyjo
- 07-13-17
This is such a fun story!
I was needing something light hearted to read and this book was perfect. I laughed pretty hard when she first met the dog. I have had 3 Great Danes so I totally understand about the drool.
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- Angela
- 01-16-16
The Hellhound!
I really enjoyed this story written by Jessica McBrayer. I loved the he'll hound and the fued that Hannah and the actual owner start having. This story is fun, shorty, and keeps you begging for more.
Narrator Valerie Beth Gilbert did a fantastic job with this story. I felt like I was there throughout the story. The only problem I had with this story was it was just too short. Overall, a perfect 5 star rating!
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- Karina Larson
- 06-09-17
enjoyable short.
this was a short side story with the same charters from sucking in San Francisco. it was enjoyable and fun to listen to. as with the first one the book had great narration and fun charters. interesting story.
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- Anonymae
- 05-15-14
East Bay Vamp!
The second book in series, "Hell Hounds," is the kick-ass counterpoint about the afterlife and love-life of kick-ass vampiress, Hannah's, and a love interest with some serious mojo of his own!
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- Love to Read
- 06-02-15
Who doesn't love a hell hound!
Hell Hounds was a quick read, but a laugh-out-loud addition to this series I love. Vampires, demons, hell hounds and a whole lot of laughs. The narrator really enhances the fun with just the right timing and intonation. I highly recommend Jessica McBrayer's vampire series to anyone who likes their vampires with a twist of humor.
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- Terra
- 10-21-18
Nice
Overall this book is a nice short story with a few heart throbbing moments in it.
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- MolllyT
- 04-24-16
Can YOUR dog bark fire?
I'm a *sucker* for books with dogs of any kind, and this was only novella size, so it was a no-brainer for me. Superpuppy finds young vampire and falls in love. Hannah, not as much, but takes him home and falls in love more each day. But there is something different about him, besides his growth rate. Enter the demon. He claims prior ownership, and then the real fun begins!
Valerie Gilbert nails the performance with a real You Are There quality!
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