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Brought to you by Penguin.
Welcome to Jeremy's farm. It's an idyllic spot, offering picturesque views across the Cotswolds, bustling hedgerows, woodlands and natural springs. Jeremy always liked the idea of being a farmer. But, while he was barrelling around the world having more fun with cars than was entirely reasonable, it seemed obvious that the actual, you know, farming was much better left to someone else.
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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Love Bowen Yang
- By Sheena Bambus on 03-15-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Cut and Thirst
- A Short Story
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet every Thursday to sample fine cheeses, to reminisce about their former lives as professors, and lately, to muse about murder. Decades ago, a vicious cabal of male poets contrived—quite publicly and successfully—to undermine the writing career, confidence, and health of their dear friend Fern. Now, after Fern has taken a turn for the worse, her three old friends decide that it’s finally time to strike back—in secret, of course, since Fern is far too gentle to approve of a vendetta.
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Made me want a G&T
- By C. Seaver on 06-11-24
By: Margaret Atwood
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Made in America
- By: Bill Bryson
- Narrated by: William Roberts
- Length: 18 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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In Made in America, Bryson de-mythologizes his native land, explaining how a dusty hamlet with neither woods nor holly became Hollywood, how the Wild West wasn't won, why Americans say 'lootenant' and 'Toosday', how Americans were eating junk food long before the word itself was cooked up, as well as exposing the true origins of the G-string, the original $64,000 question, and Dr Kellogg of cornflakes fame.
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Bryson Not Reading Makes For a Rare Fail
- By John on 02-28-14
By: Bill Bryson
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- Kyle
- 10-14-23
Good Stuff
Hurry up and release more Jeremy this book was an amazing listen. It filled in the blanks of the tv show
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- Joseph Richmond
- 02-02-24
Love that Jeremy narrates the book himself - who doesn’t love his accent !
Can’t wait for more. Its real life struggles with facts. Learning as you go. Fascinating facts that the average person wouldn’t know. I learned so much not only from his show but this as well. The struggle of a farmer just trying to make it plus with his comedic comments make this a great listen !!
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- M. Dickens
- 11-30-21
Absolutely brilliant
If you like Jeremy Clarkson then you will love this. Absolute perfection. Jeremy narrated just like he does on TV. Amusing, educational and interesting. I was very disappointed when I came to the end.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-19-22
Brilliant
Fantastic book, it’s interesting and funny, can’t really go wrong with Clarkson. Good read! Highly recommend.
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- Majid & Julia Hilali
- 05-21-24
Love it
Great accompaniment to the show, wish it was longer - perhaps another audio book soon? Jeremy could read the encyclopedia and I’d enjoy it.
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- milkyway13
- 03-31-24
Wonderful
Jeremy grows with each chapter. I love following his journey. Thank you for sharing your adventures in farming. 
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- Anonymous User
- 12-15-23
Very Entertaining
If you’ve watched his show, this will be a nice complement. Though it’s only 2.5hr, I wish it could be longer.
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- Travis
- 12-23-23
How hard farming sounds
Farming sounds hard! The book is great fun and I love the soothing voice of Jeremy Clarkson!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-13-21
Absolutely bloody brilliant 👏🏻
Well done Jezza. Its great to hear you reading it to us. Can't wait for season 2 and the next book👍🏻
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- CPerks
- 01-24-24
excellent listen
thouraly enjoyed listening to this book coming from a long line of farmers myself I appreciate the candor with which he spoke about the issues that affect them.
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