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The Atrekna assault planet after planet, each planet conquered providing the jump-off point for an assault of five additional systems as the Atrekna have no need of supply lines when they can use their mastery of time and space to replicate supplies over and over again.
The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems is sent reeling back, in desperate need of refit and reinforcements. World after world has turned into a desperate holding action when what the Confederacy needs is breathing room. Operational tempo has collapsed and things looks bleak.
In the shadows, the Detainee has revealed the plan to her willing and unwilling co-conspirators.
An assault upon Heaven to rescue God.
(This book covers chapter 589-653 of the 1,000+ chapter story)
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
The Unified Civilized Council, which has ruled for over a hundred million years has discovered new species in the Long Dark. A strange and unknown species that seem to have no rhyme or reason about them with strange technology and hints of even more in the shadows. Compounding the problem is the reappearance of the ancient Precursor Autonomous War Machines, woken up from tens of thousands of years of offline status due to incursions into their territory. Even worse is the fact that the newly discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems appear to be the only force capable of stopping the...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Overall great 👍
- By Anonymous User on 03-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Pool is Reserved For Podlings
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story5 out of 5 stars 26
The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems has come to the defense of the Unified Civilized Species Council, moving an astounding weight of metal and troops into UCC space. With the Unified Military Council unable to withstand the Precursor Autonomous War Machines more and more local species and local system leaders are calling for assistance from the Terran Confederacy. In the Telkan System, successfully defended against the Precursor Autonomous War Machines only a year before, a new threat is unveiled as the Unified Council reveals the instruments that carry out their million year long ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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It’s a great story
- By Hector Estrada on 04-06-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Relics & Legends
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The unthinkable has happened to the Lanaktallan. Dreams of Something More has overseen the surrender of the Unified Civilized Council but the war is still rages on between the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, the Atrekna, and the Terran Confederacy. The Atrekna and the PAWM are pushing their advantage while the Confederate war machine reels back from the horrendous losses taken during the Terran Extinction Event. General P'Kank oversees the defense of Hesstla, Brentili'ik welcomes home Telkan who are far more than lost and makes a shocking discovery that rocks her personal life. Smokey '...
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5 out of 5 stars
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the entire Behold Huminity series!
- By Nalani on 07-20-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Fire Rises
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
The full weight of the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, long awaited, is finally arriving in Unified Council Space. Despite the original deployment having been sent to fight the Unified Council, things have changed drastically in the time it took the military forces to cross the Confederacy and the Long Dark. The Atrekna have arrived, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines have rebuilt, refit, and returned with new stratagems, and the Lanaktallan Unified Council has activated the remaining hundreds of millions of ships to try to hold off the Confederacy's vaunted Heavy Metal forces. ...
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4 out of 5 stars
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it's improved
- By Anonymous User on 06-20-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Ashes, Ashes
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story5 out of 5 stars 15
The Terran Xenocide Event has hit the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems hard. Over 60% of their active duty military is down and dead, entire fleets are crewed only by a handful of beings, whole armies have just slumped to the ground. The Council/Confederacy Conflict has ensured that every planet is armed and ready, but the Atrekna are the wrong foe. Able to gate in troops and war material without the need for ships or vast logistics lines, the Atrekna appear to be an unbeatable foe who can manipulate space and time to ensure they always get the right outcome. With Hesstla being invaded...
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5 out of 5 stars
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I think I know who D is!!!
- By Vincent on 01-03-25
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Behold: Humanity!
- 4th & 10 Line
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
The Lanaktallan Unified Council has surrendered unconditionally, with Dreams of Something More overseeing the entire surrender process. The Telkan and Leebaw Gestalts begin exploring the SUDS digital universe, V Corps has rotated out for refit and troop rotation. General Trucker, fresh off of his victory, is placed under arrest and put on trial. The Atrekna push their attack across the Galactic Arm Spur. All the while, Vuxten teeters on the edge of losing himself to Enragement. Can Lady Keena pull him back from the brink? (This work covers chapters 544 to 585.5 of the 1000+ chapters of the ...
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4 out of 5 stars
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good story. poor ai review.
- By Anonymous User on 08-27-24
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Behold Humanity!
- May We Come In?
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
The Unified Civilized Council, which has ruled for over a hundred million years has discovered new species in the Long Dark. A strange and unknown species that seem to have no rhyme or reason about them with strange technology and hints of even more in the shadows. Compounding the problem is the reappearance of the ancient Precursor Autonomous War Machines, woken up from tens of thousands of years of offline status due to incursions into their territory. Even worse is the fact that the newly discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems appear to be the only force capable of stopping the...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Overall great 👍
- By Anonymous User on 03-10-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Pool is Reserved For Podlings
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 27
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Story5 out of 5 stars 26
The Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems has come to the defense of the Unified Civilized Species Council, moving an astounding weight of metal and troops into UCC space. With the Unified Military Council unable to withstand the Precursor Autonomous War Machines more and more local species and local system leaders are calling for assistance from the Terran Confederacy. In the Telkan System, successfully defended against the Precursor Autonomous War Machines only a year before, a new threat is unveiled as the Unified Council reveals the instruments that carry out their million year long ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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It’s a great story
- By Hector Estrada on 04-06-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Relics & Legends
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Story5 out of 5 stars 13
The unthinkable has happened to the Lanaktallan. Dreams of Something More has overseen the surrender of the Unified Civilized Council but the war is still rages on between the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, the Atrekna, and the Terran Confederacy. The Atrekna and the PAWM are pushing their advantage while the Confederate war machine reels back from the horrendous losses taken during the Terran Extinction Event. General P'Kank oversees the defense of Hesstla, Brentili'ik welcomes home Telkan who are far more than lost and makes a shocking discovery that rocks her personal life. Smokey '...
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5 out of 5 stars
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the entire Behold Huminity series!
- By Nalani on 07-20-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- The Fire Rises
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
The full weight of the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, long awaited, is finally arriving in Unified Council Space. Despite the original deployment having been sent to fight the Unified Council, things have changed drastically in the time it took the military forces to cross the Confederacy and the Long Dark. The Atrekna have arrived, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines have rebuilt, refit, and returned with new stratagems, and the Lanaktallan Unified Council has activated the remaining hundreds of millions of ships to try to hold off the Confederacy's vaunted Heavy Metal forces. ...
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4 out of 5 stars
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it's improved
- By Anonymous User on 06-20-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Ashes, Ashes
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 15
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story5 out of 5 stars 15
The Terran Xenocide Event has hit the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems hard. Over 60% of their active duty military is down and dead, entire fleets are crewed only by a handful of beings, whole armies have just slumped to the ground. The Council/Confederacy Conflict has ensured that every planet is armed and ready, but the Atrekna are the wrong foe. Able to gate in troops and war material without the need for ships or vast logistics lines, the Atrekna appear to be an unbeatable foe who can manipulate space and time to ensure they always get the right outcome. With Hesstla being invaded...
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5 out of 5 stars
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I think I know who D is!!!
- By Vincent on 01-03-25
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Behold: Humanity!
- Do You Need Assistance?
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story5 out of 5 stars 37
The Unified Civilized Council has been assaulted by hundreds of Harvester Class Precursor Autonomous War Machines, each the size of Australia, and each bent on eliminating life in order to secure and harvest the resources of the galaxy for themselves. The only force able to stand up to the PAWM is the recently discovered Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The Mad Lemurs of Terra and their allies are more than willing to stand against the PAWM forces, even as the Unified Council flees from every battle. This is presenting its own problem as the Confederacy holds fast to a belief that the...
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5 out of 5 stars
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The story overall is enjoyable to listen too.
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Screams of the Past
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 12
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Story5 out of 5 stars 12
The Confederacy/Council Conflict (The Big C3) rages on, the Orion-Cygnus Galactic Arm Spur is wracked by fighting with entire planets burning. The Precursor Autonomous War Machines are back with new tricks, the Atrekna are making more moves and displaying more of a presence than the Confederacy suspected, and the Lanaktallan Great Herd has invaded the home worlds of the prime species of the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The Sol System is awash with fire and flame as the Lanaktallan discover that the millions of ships they brought are nothing more than chaff before Fortress Sol. The...
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great complex story
- By Three Mile Creek Productions on 12-31-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Total War
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 16
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Story5 out of 5 stars 16
The Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems and struck hard with biological, genecracker, and nanite warfare, causing tens of billions of deaths and wiping out the populations of entire systems. The Unified Council is using the Confederacy's refusal to turn systems liberated from the Precursor Autonomous War Machines as the cassus belli for their attacks and have struck without a declaration of war, going straight for their non-conventional tactics. The murderous Precursor Autonomous War Machines have returned after spending nearly a year refitting,...
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2 out of 5 stars
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A great story ruined by awful narration.
- By NRage224 on 01-12-25
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Behold: Humanity!
- The War in Heaven
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
The Cygnus-Orion Galactic Spur is burning. In some places, literally. The Lanaktallan Unified Council has collapsed and surrendered to the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems. The Terran Xenocide Event has left the TCAS military reeling and forced to recruit from the new species. Dreams of Something More is attempting to bring the surrendered species and governments into the fold as painlessly as possible. The Atrekna are attacking tens of thousands of stellar systems at once, using their mastery of space and time to replicate troops and war material. The TCAS military is the only one ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story, Horrible narration
- By Dale James Shults on 03-31-25
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Behold: Humanity!
- Victory or Death
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Story5 out of 5 stars 11
The Confederacy/Council Conflict has been interrupted by the return of the vile Atrekna, who view the entire universe as nothing more than resources for their own people to collect. The Lanaktallan cannot withstand the Confederacy military forces, the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, or the Atrekna's biological war systems and are on the edge of collapse. The Confederacy has been caught in between maneuvers, with its most powerful units out of position. The Atrekna are everywhere, overrunning world after world. Lowly gunner Ha'almo'or finds himself thrust into a desperate situation that ...
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3 out of 5 stars
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Editing errors.
- By Munte on 02-12-24
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Behold: Humanity!
- Thou Shalt Not Fall...
- By: Ralts Bloodthorne
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story5 out of 5 stars 18
The situation on Telkan has become desperate, the Unified Civilized Council has struck at the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, their allies, and any Terran civilization they can locate. The diplomat Dreams of Something More has found herself discovering terrible secrets, and even worse things are approaching to challenge all of the players. The Cygnus-Orion Galactic Arm Spur is rapidly descending into open warfare between the Precursor Autonomous War Machines, the Unified Civilized Council, the Terran Confederacy of Aligned Systems, the Dwellerspawn, and whoever is willing to pick up ...
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5 out of 5 stars
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ARGHHHHH I MISS AGRO SQUIRREL
- By Anonymous User on 04-11-24
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Anonymous User
- 09-23-24
so many paths
I loved how we get to listen as the dominoes fall. the audio still need a few tweaks as it still Cracked a little at times. overall. loving the story even if the most recent ai cover is a bit scratchy at times. am definitely looking forward to getting more stories from all the characters.
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