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Song of the Exiles, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Steven Barnett
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By:
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T. Ellery Hodges
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From the multi-award-winning, Amazon bestselling author of The Chronicles of Jonathan Tibbs comes a thrilling new fantasy series.
In the Miers, a fragile peace has held for the twenty years since the Spirit Wars. Mortals stay within their boundaries, and the Faen keep to the Lost Green. Anything else is suicide. Renly Teurig, a young musician, unwittingly binds himself to a Bardic War Lute, becoming the reluctant Champion of Tetulinok, a Celestial Muse. Acting on the Muse's will soon ends in disaster—his sister Chloe is left unable to walk, scarred beyond recognition, and Renly is exiled in disgrace.
Years later, Tetulinok sends Renly to a town on the edge of civilization to find a mysterious young woman. Shyloh is the mirror image of his sister, down to the last freckle—but untouched by the injuries that led to his banishment. As strangers from across the land converge on Shyloh, Renly uncovers a web of danger and secrets far greater than he imagined. Pieces are moving into place, setting in motion a calamity not seen in over three thousand years—and Renly might be the one to tip the scales.
Redemption, a found family of misfits, powerful mentors with secrets, ancient prophecies, and reluctant heroes. Bard Hard is fantasy at its best, combining immersive world-building and intricate magic systems with a quick-witted narrator. Dive into the breathtaking world of Kiir through the eyes of Renly Teurig, one of its most enigmatic and conflicted inhabitants. Epic quests, thrilling battles, and unexpected twists, this is a tale of destiny, identity, truth, sacrifice, and the power of a story well told.
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- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Greg walked into a bar hoping to wash away the sour taste of a bad day at work. What he got instead was a bartender offering him the opportunity of his dreams—with a catch. A ticket to purchase a class that could make him the strongest being alive. If he can afford the asking price. Thrust into a world he knows nothing about, Greg will need power on another level entirely. To get ahead, he'll need the kind of power only deities possess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great magic system
- By Anonymous User on 03-17-25
By: Vowron Prime
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Folk-Spelled
- Immortal Holmes, Book 1
- By: Forthright
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What if Sherlock Holmes never truly defeated the Baskerville Hound? What if they’re still embroiled, still vying, still wrestling for control? Varti Weller’s promising career as a badge ended the day he was cursed by an Olde Childe to only speak in lies. While others from his cohort protect the city, Varti’s consigned to the evidence lockers in the Bastion’s several basements. Until a string of grisly murders bring him face-to-face with a monster and a legend and a job offer. Because Sherlock Holmes is in fresh need of a new assistant.
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5 out of 5 stars
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awesome
- By Anonymous User on 03-16-25
By: Forthright
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Imperial Wizard
- By: J. Parsons
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Melissa Green
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 144
Verdan Blacke is an Imperial Wizard, a researcher by preference but soldier by necessity. Surviving an intense battle, Verdan is cursed by a hex witch in her final moments. Without any good options, Verdan escapes the ever-increasing pain the curse inflicts by performing a self-made stasis ritual.
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3 out of 5 stars
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OK story with a frustrating MC
- By Fantasy Reader on 11-18-23
By: J. Parsons
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The Dragon Saga: Books 1-3
- The Priestess and the Dragon, The Sea Stone, The Song of the Wind
- By: Nicolette Andrews
- Narrated by: Dawn Cromwell
- Length: 46 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Suzume’s life is ruined. Exiled to a remote mountain shrine, she’s training to become a priestess. A life of poverty doesn’t suit her, and she dreams of her old life as a princess. When she accidentally awakens the god of the mountain, she discovers new powers and a whole lot of problems.
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Ghost of the Truthseeker 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Strungbound
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 16 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
On a day like any other, an alien descends to Earth, unleashing untold death and destruction. Alistair watches the live news footage of the carnage, his eyes glued to the image of impossible power made manifest. The alien’s arrival kicks events into motion that no one could have predicted. Earth is prematurely initiated into a universe-spanning empire of cut-throat cultivators, beasts, and entities of ungodly power–all guided by a mysterious AI System. The System’s first quest? Kill someone.
By: Strungbound
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By Blood, by Salt
- Land of Exile, Book 1
- By: J. L. Odom
- Narrated by: Micah Popp
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Azetla has served the Maurowan Army for thirteen years. There are seven left to pay. A pariah and a debt soldier, he is a commander with no rank, a soldier without citizenship, and wears a sword that it is unlawful for him to either own or use. He has learned to hold his tongue or risk losing everything. When Azetla’s battalion is sent into the desert to catch a Sahr devil—one of the famously brutal inhabitants of the region—his tenuous position is threatened. He discovers that there is far more to this mission than catching a fiend.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Intriguing story
- By Tyler Davis on 03-22-25
By: J. L. Odom
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Trials of Dominion
- Soulweaver, Book 1
- By: Vowron Prime
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Greg walked into a bar hoping to wash away the sour taste of a bad day at work. What he got instead was a bartender offering him the opportunity of his dreams—with a catch. A ticket to purchase a class that could make him the strongest being alive. If he can afford the asking price. Thrust into a world he knows nothing about, Greg will need power on another level entirely. To get ahead, he'll need the kind of power only deities possess.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great magic system
- By Anonymous User on 03-17-25
By: Vowron Prime
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Folk-Spelled
- Immortal Holmes, Book 1
- By: Forthright
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
What if Sherlock Holmes never truly defeated the Baskerville Hound? What if they’re still embroiled, still vying, still wrestling for control? Varti Weller’s promising career as a badge ended the day he was cursed by an Olde Childe to only speak in lies. While others from his cohort protect the city, Varti’s consigned to the evidence lockers in the Bastion’s several basements. Until a string of grisly murders bring him face-to-face with a monster and a legend and a job offer. Because Sherlock Holmes is in fresh need of a new assistant.
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5 out of 5 stars
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awesome
- By Anonymous User on 03-16-25
By: Forthright
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Imperial Wizard
- By: J. Parsons
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Melissa Green
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 144
Verdan Blacke is an Imperial Wizard, a researcher by preference but soldier by necessity. Surviving an intense battle, Verdan is cursed by a hex witch in her final moments. Without any good options, Verdan escapes the ever-increasing pain the curse inflicts by performing a self-made stasis ritual.
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3 out of 5 stars
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OK story with a frustrating MC
- By Fantasy Reader on 11-18-23
By: J. Parsons
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The Dragon Saga: Books 1-3
- The Priestess and the Dragon, The Sea Stone, The Song of the Wind
- By: Nicolette Andrews
- Narrated by: Dawn Cromwell
- Length: 46 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Suzume’s life is ruined. Exiled to a remote mountain shrine, she’s training to become a priestess. A life of poverty doesn’t suit her, and she dreams of her old life as a princess. When she accidentally awakens the god of the mountain, she discovers new powers and a whole lot of problems.
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Ghost of the Truthseeker 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Strungbound
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 16 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
On a day like any other, an alien descends to Earth, unleashing untold death and destruction. Alistair watches the live news footage of the carnage, his eyes glued to the image of impossible power made manifest. The alien’s arrival kicks events into motion that no one could have predicted. Earth is prematurely initiated into a universe-spanning empire of cut-throat cultivators, beasts, and entities of ungodly power–all guided by a mysterious AI System. The System’s first quest? Kill someone.
By: Strungbound
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The Assassin's Shadow
- Legends of the Shadow, Book 1
- By: R.S. Moule
- Narrated by: David Thorpe
- Length: 16 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
Locan was once the deadliest man in the Dominion. Now he’s a nobody—a stranger living quietly at the edge of the world. And that’s just how he likes it. But when bandits raid his home in the night, killing and burning, Locan is forced to reveal his skill with a blade. A vicious enemy ordered the attack—someone Locan thought he killed years ago. But the vampire Solis Deadhand is alive. And far to the north he is building an empire of blood and magic.
By: R.S. Moule
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Satanic Panic
- The Dead Freshmen
- By: Miguel Rosenbusch
- Narrated by: Whitton A. Frank
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
High School is Hell. Lily has dreamed of being Prom Queen for 1,000 years… There’s just one problem… They don’t have Prom Queens in Hell. But when a group of hopeful misfits from Spellman High try to get the powers they think they’ll need to survive high school and defend themselves against the bullies, they open a portal, and Lily finds herself on Earth. Could it be that her dreams might finally come true? Masquerading as a foreign exchange student, Lily steps into life at Spellman High… football jocks and sneering cheerleaders and all.
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Shackled
- An Aldoran Chronicles Prequel
- By: Michael Wisehart
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,498
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,334
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,327
Ferrin is no ordinary blacksmith. He is born with magic in a world where it’s not only feared, but outlawed. Struggling to keep food on the table, Ferrin decides to use his gift to aid in his work. That decision brings the Black Watch to his doorstep. Caged alongside a helpless band of half-starved wielders, Ferrin formulates a strategy to escape. Armed with nothing more than his sarcastic wit and a determination to never give in, he attempts the impossible.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Left me wanting more.
- By D.K. on 08-03-21
By: Michael Wisehart
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A Cacophony of Madness
- By: Jacklyn Fetherston
- Narrated by: Taylor Alexa
- Length: 13 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
In A Cacophony of Madness, shadows rise, and destinies collide. Dahlia, a warrior driven by loss, stands at the brink of vengeance, seeking answers in a land where darkness reigns supreme. Across the sea, Draven, the son of a legendary captain, faces echoes of a vanished past as an ancient, cursed city reappears on the empire’s borders. But in the forsaken land of Sketan, where light fears to tread, Wrath prowls—a being draped in shadows and blood, bound to the sinister whispers of a crown that feeds on chaos.
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Knave of Spades
- The New Ryder Waites Urban Fantasy from the New York Times #1 Bestseller (The Playing Card War)
- By: Tony Lee
- Narrated by: Dan Bottomley
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Pick a card... Pick a side... Ryder Waites thought amnesia from a childhood accident was his biggest problem. Then a fallen angel tried to kill him on the London Underground. Now he's dodging assassins while uncovering an impossible truth: he's the heir to the Royal Court of Spades, part of one of the most powerful magical organisations in existence. But someone murdered his mother — the Queen of Spades — before she could restore his missing memories... and powers.
By: Tony Lee
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Flesh and Magic
- A LitRPG Adventure (Cultist of Cerebon, Book 1)
- By: Fizzicks
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29
When Zareth was first reborn into a strange new world of magic and wonder, he was ecstatic. He’d expected to go on to live an exciting life filled with danger and adventure. Instead, Zareth spends much of his new life on the streets of Tal’Qamar before eventually becoming a Cultist to Cerebon, God of Flesh and Transformation, where he spends most of his time helping rich women smoothen their skin.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great listen, with a very odd choice of ending.
- By Ty on 03-15-25
By: Fizzicks
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Fragments of Asgard
- A Faint Touch of Asgard
- By: Deanne Dietz
- Narrated by: Allie Rose
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Conquer what may destroy you, though resilience can only get you so far. After one fateful night, Blake's destiny comes into view, and she finds that her life is not of this realm. Asgard is her true home, and she must stop Ragnarök from coming. Will she be able to conquer the darkness within or will it consume her?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Captivating!
- By SBDD on 03-17-25
By: Deanne Dietz
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Paths of Akashic
- Book 1: Initiation
- By: Bainin
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 17 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 73
Alistair’s life is turned upside down when he is abruptly separated from his friends and family. As the universe slowly transforms and new laws take hold, everyone within his universe is cast into the trial—a crucible of survival and transformation. Before being set on his path, Alistair encounters a system avatar—a brief and enigmatic guide who offers little explanation, guidance, or aid before sending him and the rest of his universe into the unknown.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Doesn’t stay focused
- By andrewK on 11-06-24
By: Bainin
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Lou Giroux
- NOPD Detective
- By: J.E. Jack
- Narrated by: Sean Walpole
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance2 out of 5 stars 1
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1
Detective Lou Giroux has always been good at keeping secrets—especially his own. As a werewolf working for the New Orleans Police Department, Lou’s job is more than solving homicides. He’s a peacekeeper between the human world and the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows of the Crescent City. But when the body of a young woman is found beneath the Crescent City Connection, it kicks off a series of chilling events that threaten to unravel the delicate balance Lou has fought to maintain.
By: J.E. Jack
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The Chronicles of Jonathan Tibbs: The Complete Trilogy
- By: T. Ellery Hodges
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 63 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
At the gates between worlds. In a war outside of time. He fights for us. This box set includes the entire trilogy: The Never Hero, The Never Paradox, and The Never Army.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The mega combo pack. 63 hours of amazeballs fun!
- By Dustin Hollis on 03-31-25
By: T. Ellery Hodges
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Servant of Rage
- The Bloodrage Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Alex Knight
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2
Subei and his brothers have been raised on stories of the Great Khan, their ancestor who conquered the world with might, mind, and fearsome magic. But the Great Khan is long dead, and his power vanished. The brothers live by his laws still, even as infighting consumes their once-proud people. When a sacred artifact is destroyed in an attempt on their lives, Subei, Bataar, and Kashi find themselves imbued with slivers of the Great Khan's magic—and they're not alone.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bloodsoaked battles, dark magic, ruthless ambition
- By Nemesis on 03-19-25
By: Alex Knight
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The Hidden Tower
- The Portal Wars Saga, Book 1
- By: James E. Wisher
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 980
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 843
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 845
Otto Shenk is the youngest son of a minor baron. He's also a wizard. Abused by his family and considered less than human by his kingdom, Otto does his best to survive. But everything changes when Otto stumbles across a tower hidden deep in a dark part of the forest near his home. A tower that was once the home of an Arcane Lord, the immortal wizards that long ago ruled the world. Otto’s life will be changed forever. And so will the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The writing is good but the story isn’t.
- By Clay on 10-14-20
By: James E. Wisher