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A LitRPG Adventure (Cultist of Cerebon, Book 1)
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A new Isekai LitRPG about an everyday veterinarian reincarnated into fantasy world dictated by a System.
Master his rare magic. Gather followers. Rise to power.
When Zareth was first reborn into a strange new world of magic and wonder, he was ecstatic. He’d expected to go on to live an exciting life filled with danger and adventure.
Instead, Zareth spends much of his new life on the streets of Tal’Qamar before eventually becoming a Cultist to Cerebon, God of Flesh and Transformation, where he spends most of his time helping rich women smoothen their skin.
Just when he had given up hope of his fantasy life ever being anything exceptional, everything changes. The leaders of Tal’Qamar are assassinated, leaving a power vacuum at the top.
This is his chance. Zareth can fill that void, take control of a feuding city, and grow his cult from nothing. But he isn't the only one after the crown.
Will his Flesh Magic alone be enough to see him safe through his rise to power?
Cultist of Cerebon is a new isekai LitRPG adventure featuring a detailed magic System, unique skills, slow-build power progression, an intelligent MC, and deep worldbuilding. With many millions of views as a beloved web-serial, listen to this definitive version and join Zareth's unforgettable adventure!
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