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Micah
What's a superhero to do when his own family sees his powers as unimpressive and he's fifth in line for the throne?
Set my sights on getting space married to a hot alien, of course! For science.
Ziggy Andromeda is a skinsuit-stealing mercenary who's so far out of my league, he might as well be in another galaxy, but there's nothing I love more than a challenge.
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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- Kristin
- 09-29-24
Great book with amazing narration
I love when one of my favorite books has narration that makes the story even better. I was so happy to see Nick come back from the Villainous Things series for Ziggy, and Gabriel is PERFECT as Micah! Going to relisten to this one on repeat for sure.
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- ciscokitty
- 09-25-24
Space Daddy and Baby Girl to the Rescue
I wasn't sure about this book as I absolutely love Villainous Things and never want that to end or have two characters from that Universe get their story told. But......Micah and Ziggy are amazing!
Micah surprised me. He is so funny and super sex charged. I mean that boy. Whew. He is a walking kink factory and it's so much fun. For science is his motto. Unfortunately his parents don't pay any attention to him and his family has no idea how incredible he is. But a certain Alien Rambo sees him.
Ziggy is amazing as he is a David Bowie fan. I mean, hello, that is perfect. Ziggy is so broken. Such a loaner due to his parents abandoning him. Cruising through life doing work for a Stellarian government that doesn't appreciate him. Having to figure everything out by himself. He has a wall up around himself letting no one in but we all know he is just a softy.
Micah meets Ziggy and "stellar nova eruption". Ziggy is enamored by Micah and his ability as a superhero. One that no ones notices. But Ziggy notices. What could possibly go wrong. Micah decides to be a stowaway as Ziggy decides to go back to Stellaria because Micah was just about to ask Ziggy out on a date. Plus there is only one sleeping pod on the spaceship. Let the sexcapades begin.
What happens is Micah gets to stay, go on adventures with Ziggy, meet other aliens, get to see (and use) an alien brothel, save the Stellarians and fight to save his Space Daddy. Micah's enthusiasm to see the "real" Ziggy finally gets him to let someone else in to help. It also allows Ziggy to love.
The kink between these two is over-the-top and it works! Space Daddy and Baby Girl are so yummy.
The references to Davis Bowie and Mandalorian makes my heart so full.
C Rochelle gives us another "over-the-top" gay alien super hero story that is just what the world needs.
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- Bonnie Dodds
- 09-26-24
So much fun
What do you get when you cross a grumpy, possibly villainous, insecure alien with a ray of sunshine? Ziggy and Micah! This book continues in the same world as the Villainous Things series by C. Rochelle. It can be read as a stand-alone, but you'll appreciate some of the mentions of other characters and backstory if you read those books first.
When you're first introduced to Ziggy in the Villainous Things series, he seems very cocky and self-assured. This book deconstructs everything you thought you knew about him, and reveals him to be a schmoopy idiot in love.
Micah is a really refreshing character. It's like he deliberately avoids tropes and *gasp* actually communicates! Dr. Micah in the house!
As C. Rochelle says, "you'll laugh, cry, and clench your thighs," and I definitely did all three.
Gabriel Michael as Micah was a brilliant narrator and brought so much fun to the role.
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- Goth Peach
- 09-26-24
Amazing
This audiobook is an amazing performance by the voice actors - the depth they bring to the story is incredible. C. Rochelle is an auto-buy author for me and I couldn't wait to get my hands (ears?) on this gloriousness. Ziggy and Micah are a match made in the stars and you will be blown away by the writing and audio performance of this audiobook!
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