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Blue Aliens?????

Reviewed: 02-02-25

Okay, so, I finally caved and read Ice Planet Barbarians. Look, I'd seen the memes. I'd heard the whispers. Blue aliens? Resonance? It sounded...interesting. And honestly? It delivered. Four out of five stars, people!
Let's be real, this isn't going to win the Pulitzer. If you're looking for highbrow literature, move along. But if you're looking for a fun, escapist read with just the right amount of "ooh la la," then grab your parka (metaphorically, of course, unless you live on, you know, an actual ice planet) and dive in.
I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the characters. They weren't just cardboard cutouts of "hot alien" and "feisty human." Okay, maybe a little cardboard cutout-ish, but they had enough personality quirks to keep me entertained. And the world-building? Surprisingly well done for a book where the main plot point is basically "human woman gets stranded on ice planet and finds love with big blue dude." Dixon actually makes the planet feel real, even if it is a little… chilly.
The romance? Look, it's steamy. But it's not cringe-inducingly so, which is a huge win in this genre. There's a good balance of "ooh, he's hot" and "aw, they're kinda cute together." And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good "insta-love because resonance" trope every now and then? It's pure, unadulterated escapism, and I'm here for it.
My only minor complaint? It's over too quickly! I zoomed through it in a couple of sittings and was left wanting more. Guess I'll just have to grab the next one in the series. So, if you're looking for a light, fun, and slightly smutty read, Ice Planet Barbarians is definitely worth checking out. Just don't take it too seriously, and you'll have a blast.

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Fluff and predictable

Reviewed: 12-22-24

2.5 Stars

So, Caught Between Two Aliens was like grabbing a bag of popcorn for a movie you’ve already seen but still enjoy because it doesn’t ask too much of you. It’s simple, fluffy, and predictable—exactly what you’d expect from the title.

The plot? Well, it’s there! Girl meets alien. Then another alien. There’s some tension, a love triangle that’s more like a love wiggle, and a resolution you can see coming from page five. It’s not groundbreaking, but it doesn’t have to be. It’s easy to follow, like floating on autopilot through space.

The characters are fun but not deep. The aliens have their quirks (because, duh, they’re aliens), and the heroine is relatable enough to keep you turning pages. It’s one of those books you read when you want your brain to take a break and just coast for a bit.

If you’re in the mood for something light and don’t mind knowing how it ends before it even begins, this one’s for you. Perfect for a lazy afternoon or when you’re procrastinating doing literally anything else.

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If Only Plot Twists Could Save the Plot

Reviewed: 10-27-24

Look, I don’t want to be too harsh, but reading this book was like jumping on a trampoline blindfolded—chaos with a touch of whiplash. You know those scenes in movies where someone shuffles papers, and everything’s completely out of order? Yeah, that’s this book in a nutshell. Whole chunks seemed to be missing, and what was left felt like a game of Mad Libs gone rogue.

It had that "Wattpad fanfiction" vibe, like it was stitched together from random scenes that sort of, almost, kind of made sense… if you squinted and tilted your head just right. I kept waiting for the plot to find its groove, but nope, we were all over the map without a compass. Storyline execution? Let’s just say it was a hot mess. Like, a lot of "What just happened?" moments, but not in a cool, mysterious way—more in a "Did I accidentally skip foward a minute or three?" way.

And for a book that’s supposedly not for teenage girls, it sure read like it was aimed at them, minus the explicit scenes. Honestly, if you just edited out the smut, I’d half expect it to end up in the YA section.

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Not a bad storyline

Reviewed: 04-24-24

I know everyone gets on here and complains about the virtual voice. however listening to the virtual voice with the British tone wasn't as bad as most. because the virtual voice doesn't do different voices are can change its pitch or tone it makes the story harder to follow. which in turn made me have to listen a lot closer and pay more attention to the storyline. all in all it wasn't a bad story I kind of enjoyed it and I'll listen to more

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3 stars

Reviewed: 01-19-24

Miranda Martin's 'Romancing His Heart' presents a unique mission-driven plot with Jean and Cekpet on a quest for a crucial ship part. Jean, the capable engineer, is burdened with concerns and a tendency to talk a lot, while Cekpet, a Zmaj defector, remains focused on potential retaliation from 'The Eye.' The dynamic between the characters lacks depth, with Jean's inexplicable discomfort at Cekpet's silence and their unfamiliarity feeling forced. While the mission adds intrigue, the character interactions and development fall short, resulting in a three-star rating for this sci-fi romance.

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3 stars ⭐⭐⭐

Reviewed: 01-19-24

Delta by Cass Carlton provides an interesting and unexpected read. The premise, where women are traded to aliens under the guise of becoming brides but end up as slaves to government officials, adds a unique twist to the story. While the concept was intriguing, the narrative unfolds differently than expected, offering an enjoyable experience. The revelation about the true fate of these women adds depth to the plot, making it a three-star read that captures attention with its distinctive approach.

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3 stars ⭐⭐⭐

Reviewed: 01-19-24

Enticed by an Alien Warlord by Ava Ross is a decent sci-fi read with an appealing premise of fated mates and a unique tree-dwelling world. However, the predictability of the plot was evident from the start, focusing on the conflict between Garek's warlord status and his potential maelstrom mate. Garek is a likable character with admirable traits, while Piper, the heroine, didn't evoke strong feelings. The wild west theme on an alien planet felt a bit incongruous, though Piper's dedication as a mother was commendable. The interactions with her son and Garek were highlights, portraying a potential family dynamic. While it's a quick and easy read, the lack of depth and predictability make it a one-time experience, not a re-read for me, earning it a three-star rating.

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4 ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Reviewed: 01-11-24

Barbarian King's Mate by Ivy Sparks delivers an easy-to-read romance with likable characters and a touch of angst. The lead male's honesty and struggle to do the right thing add depth to the story, especially as he denies his growing attraction. The lead female, a scientist studying plant life on an alien planet, finds herself entangled in unexpected consequences after the male lead saves and sneaks her into his clan. The unfolding tale keeps readers hooked, making it a solid four-star choice for those who enjoy a blend of romance, honesty, and unforeseen twists.

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3 stars

Reviewed: 01-10-24

"Wicked When Wet" by Erin Reagan offers an enticing fated mate story, but the limited conversation between the main characters left me wanting more depth. The secondary characters' relationships overshadowed the main couple, leaving me with a desire for a more balanced exploration of the protagonists' connection. Overall, an enjoyable read but with room for improvement in character development.

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3 stars

Reviewed: 01-10-24

Very insta-love but all in all a sweet story. I you enjoy over the top protective heroes this is the story for you.

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