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Class Clown
Featured Article: The top 100 kids books of all time
Listening to a story is the first way that we’re introduced to books as kids. And while our parents and grandparents (and babysitters and siblings!) are no doubt wonderful narrators who left indelible marks on our bookish hearts, the performances featured on this list elevate these stories to new heights. Representing listens for kids ages 0-12, and featuring animals, magical creatures, awkward middle schoolers, and more, our kids essentials will help you rediscover the magic of childhood.
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Class Clown
- The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass: How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
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America’s most beloved wiseass finally tells his life story with all the humor you’d expect from a man who made a career out of making fun of pretty much everything.
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More than good enough, though less than the very best memoirs
- By Tom Craven on 05-19-25
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Class Clown
- The Memoirs of a Professional Wiseass: How I Went 77 Years Without Growing Up
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 6 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 05-13-25
- Language: English
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Peter and the Starcatchers
- The Starcatchers, Book 1
- By: Dave Barry, Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Peter and his mysterious new friend, Molly, overcome bands of pirates and thieves in their quest to keep a fantastical secret safe and save the world from evil....
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A fast paced frolic on the high seas!
- By Deborah on 12-19-08
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Peter and the Starcatchers
- The Starcatchers, Book 1
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Series: Peter and the Starcatchers, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 05-02-08
- Language: English
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Insane City
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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Seth Weinstein always knew Tina was way, way, way out of his league. Which is why he’s still astonished that he’s on a plane heading for their wedding in Florida. The Groom Posse has already pulled an airport prank on him - and he’s survived! It should be easy going from now on....
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Fun Story, needs a different narrator.
- By Mariah on 01-31-13
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Insane City
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 01-29-13
- Language: English
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Best. State. Ever.
- A Florida Man Defends His Homeland
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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A brilliantly funny exploration of the Sunshine State from the man who knows it best: Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times best-selling author Dave Barry....
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Most. Annoying. Narration. Ever.
- By Triple A on 06-21-17
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Best. State. Ever.
- A Florida Man Defends His Homeland
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 09-06-16
- Language: English
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
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Don’t waste your credit
- By Cat Mom on 05-13-23
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 05-02-23
- Language: English
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Tricky Business
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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The Extravaganza of the Seas is a 5,000 ton cash cow, a top-heavy tub whose sole function is to carry gamblers three miles from the Florida coast....
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A warning
- By Mike From Mesa on 05-05-14
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Tricky Business
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 09-11-08
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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In yet another collection of essays, investigative journalist Dave Barry is on the job, hard at work between lunch and naps researching and compiling out-of-the-ordinary news stories from his legion of loyal followers all across the country....
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 03-24-22
- Language: English
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Science Fair
- By: Dave Barry, Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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Toby Harbinger, an eighth grader at Hubble Middle School near Washington, D.C., is in big trouble....
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family fun
- By JMS on 11-23-11
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Science Fair
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 10-14-08
- Language: English
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The Worst Night Ever
- Class Trip, Book 2
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Last year, Wyatt Palmer was the hero of middle school, having foiled a plot against the president of the United States....
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Fun for kids AND adults!
- By Sylvia on 05-07-17
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The Worst Night Ever
- Class Trip, Book 2
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Series: Class Trip, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 04-26-16
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Mike Dodge
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
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When funnyman Dave Barry asked readers about their least favorite tunes, he thought he was penning just...
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Narration weak
- By Fiona on 10-11-04
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Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
- Narrated by: Mike Dodge
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Release date: 12-07-99
- Language: English
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Big Trouble
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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A chain of events that will change the lives of each and every character will leave some of them wiser, some of them deader, and some of them definitely looking for a new line of work....
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Classic Barry at his Best
- By Scott on 09-18-08
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Big Trouble
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 09-17-08
- Language: English
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Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster)
- Life Lessons from Dave Barry
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
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An uproariously funny examination of what one generation can teach to another - or not....
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Clever!
- By Sharlotte on 01-31-17
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Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster)
- Life Lessons from Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 03-03-15
- Language: English
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The Worst Class Trip Ever
- Class Trip, Book 1
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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In this hilarious novel, written in the voice of eighth-grader Wyatt Palmer, Dave Barry takes us on a class trip to Washington, DC....
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What a hoot!
- By AmazonCustomer on 05-06-15
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The Worst Class Trip Ever
- Class Trip, Book 1
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Series: Class Trip, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 05-05-15
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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When Dave Barry writes funny, you write back. And when you write funny, Dave Barry talks back!...
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Just as funny now as it was 34 years ago!
- By Daniel on 04-05-25
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Dave Barry Talks Back
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 12-15-99
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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The American guy is not to be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert...
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I laughed all the way through
- By Alan Rither on 08-10-04
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Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys
- Narrated by: John Ritter
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 12-15-99
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
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Following the best-selling success of Dave's novel, Big Trouble, here is a hilarious new collection of columns from the writer critics have called "the funniest man in America"....
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Funny writing, awful narrator
- By Cody on 05-16-11
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Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 09-12-08
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
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Dave Barry has questions—lots of them—and sets out to find the answers. If you've ever wondered things such as, “Just how does Oprah have the power to turn a 1957 Hotpoint toaster manual into a #1 bestseller?”, then this book is for you....
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Dave Barry should sue
- By Victoria Wright on 08-20-08
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Dave Barry Is from Mars and Venus
- Narrated by: Shadoe Stevens
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 03-24-22
- Language: English
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Boogers Are My Beat
- More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism from Dave Barry
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
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The New York Times calls him "the funniest man in America," and his legions of fans agree, laughing and snorting as they put his books on best-seller lists nationwide....
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Mark Twain of our time
- By Dana on 10-30-21
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Boogers Are My Beat
- More Lies, But Some Actual Journalism from Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 09-11-08
- Language: English
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Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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Understanding the urgent need for a deeply thoughtful, balanced book to explain our national political process, Dave Barry has not even come close....
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I Love everything Dave Barry, BUT...
- By As my Wimsey takes me on 03-04-13
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Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 09-11-08
- Language: English
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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Tupperware ladies, eighties people, and leisure concept salesmen beware: Dave Barry is on the loose and no one is safe! In this collection of eighty essays, the inimitable columnist observes everything that makes America the unique, special place you've grown to love....
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sooo funny !!
- By Anonymous User on 07-12-24
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Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
- Narrated by: John Ritter, Arte Johnson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 03-23-22
- Language: English
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