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As summer descends upon the Blackwood estate, peculiar occurrences cast an eerie shadow over the once peaceful land. Mysterious lights flicker amid the dense woods, leaving an unsettling feeling in the air.
Amid the oddness, Asher finds himself consumed by overseeing the estate's expansion, managing crops, and constructing new buildings. With little time for anything else, he tries to push aside the unsettling events taking place in the nearby forests.
However, as the shadows encroach closer to Blackwood, Asher and his growing family can no longer ignore the hidden mysteries lurking beneath the surface. While attending to their newfound desires and inexplicable urges, they must confront these enigmatic forces.
With their beloved estate hanging in the balance, Blackwood faces its greatest challenge yet. Can Asher and his family withstand the onslaught of new threats, or will the very foundation of Blackwood crumble into dust?
Blackwood Milk Farm is for mature listeners. It includes mystery, intrigue, slice of life, and unconventional relationships.
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- Narrated by: Evan Glasser, Renee Glasser
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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When Jay Morgan and his bestie, Molly O'Brian, take "wrong turn" to a whole new level, they end up sucked into a world that makes the arctic look like a beach vacation. Even worse? After a bump on the head during their trip through the portal, Molly's taking an unplanned nap of potentially eternal proportions, and Jay has no choice but to carry her through a frosty wilderness that gets weirder by the mile.
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Awesome!
- By CC on 07-13-24
By: Peter North
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There's a Cat Girl in My Cubicle! Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slice of Life Office Adventure
- By: Austin Beck
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 20 hrs and 17 mins
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Immerse yourself in the extraordinary tale of Kazuki, an otaku with a deep infatuation for cat girls, who suddenly finds himself in the enchanting Silver City. Here, a variety of fantastical races coexist harmoniously, but it's the cat girls who command Kazuki's attention. Kazuki's life takes a thrilling turn when he rescues a beautiful cat girl executive from danger, landing him a role as Security Specialist at 'Whisker Wonders,' a prominent cat girl consulting firm.
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Poorly Written & Oddly Narrated
- By Laziest Reviewer on 09-13-24
By: Austin Beck
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My Girlfriends Are Pirate Elves!: Books 1 - 4
- By: Eden Redd
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 35 hrs and 37 mins
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Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived. Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want, and party how they want. When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance, and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.
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This may have a male MC but it is not a story for men.
- By Ayce on 10-04-22
By: Eden Redd
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Who Let a Demon Lord into the Mage Tower: Complete Series
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
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I never got used to my father’s oppressive rule in the Underworld. That’s why I decided to escape my fate as the future Demon Lord and reincarnate into the realm of Ria. My plan? As Luc Vale, the mortal mage, I’ll live out a real life and become an adventurer. But first, I must master this world’s new magic at the Tower Guild Academy.
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Fantastic
- By Jeremy on 09-09-23
By: Atlas Kane
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First Steps
- Descend, Book 1
- By: David Burke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Boredom was killing Jay, not in a dramatic way, but in the life of stifled potential way. He wanted more out of life. Then, without any warning, he found himself part of an experiment with not even so much as the courtesy of a "how do you do?". It wasn't really all bad, though. The fit, busty babes outnumbered him 30 to one. Now, Jay has to fight to survive. He has to conquer the dungeon or die. On top of that, he has to juggle a bunch of gorgeous women who are all stuck in the same life or death fight as him.
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You must Descend
- By Audiophile on 03-25-21
By: David Burke
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Cosmic Progeny
- A Slice-of-Life Sci-Fi Adventure
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 20 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Growing up on modern day Earth, I had no idea I’d been selected from birth to help a dying race save their population. So when a starship abducts me for a royal wedding with galactic consequences, my only option is to help its crew of beautiful officers complete their mission. The catch? I have to protect my gorgeous bride and new allies from an alluring enemy who wants my immunity to a fertility-killing plague for herself, even if it means I have to take command.
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Fun for fans of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century!
- By Haremsfan on 08-05-23
By: A.V. Ray
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Highway Hero: The Complete Series
- A LitRPG Apocalypse Cultivation Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Ron D'Vous, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 34 hrs and 14 mins
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Cole was working a shift at the refinery when the apocalypse came a-knocking. However, Earth wasn’t destroyed — no, the apocalypse changed our world. It changed Cole, too; he became a Prodigy, a powerful cultivator.
By: Jack Bryce
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Our Own Way
- A Slice of Life Men's Romance
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Life sucks. Gabe Harris has been clued into this fact for a long time now. In his mid-twenties, life has been nothing but low paying jobs, petty power-tripping bosses, and the worst roommates mankind has to offer. Bills, debt, and misery have haunted him for his entire adult life and, to make matters worse, it feels like his dream of being a writer is dead on arrival. One fateful night, he decides to take control of his life and make his dream a reality.
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loving
- By Mark on 09-02-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Returner's Defiance
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 14 hrs and 2 mins
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Five hundred years of fighting demons and humanity has been pushed to the brink of extinction. As the last bastion of the remaining humans is shattered, Bran Heros, the Wandering King, decides to enact a last ditch effort. He’s going to send his soul back in time to two years before the demon invasion comes to earth. This time when the demons first come he’s going to be waiting. He might not be as strong as he was in his past life, but he has something far more important.
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Above average for this genre, but there is harem and sex descriptions.
- By Joe, Mc poundy on 09-21-24
By: Bruce Sentar
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Country Mage: The Complete Series
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Owen Samuels, Scarlett Valene
- Length: 64 hrs and 3 mins
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James's great adventure begins with a simple thing — a rustic cabin in the countryside. Charmed by the prospect, he decides to leave his stressful city life behind and move into the woods. But country living isn't boring. There's a quaint town nearby with kind folks who still help each other out. Maybe the bubbly blonde storekeeper has a job or two for James? And let's not forget the magical legacy waiting for James, tracing back through the history of his family.
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terrible female narration
- By tony on 11-04-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Dungeon Heroes
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 43 mins
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I’ve always wanted to conquer the Big 5 dungeons ever since one of them took the life of my father nearly fifteen years ago. Nobody ever said the Path of Progression was easy, but my burning desire to dive can’t be quenched. I just never thought I’d be prohibited from getting a diving license just because I tried to help a bratty blonde girl get hers. Soon, we’re joined by a lovely brunette bookworm, and we start diving the dungeon on our own terms. As it turns out, I have a few abilities that greatly increase our chances of actually finishing the Path, leading to a life of fame and luxury.
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Your MC is a simp
- By Anonymous User on 05-10-24
By: Shane Hammond, and others
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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Thought I knew what I was getting
- By Ed on 10-16-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Game of Castles Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 46 hrs and 27 mins
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Adam lived paycheck to paycheck, earning a contract that'd finally change everything. After a skydive gone wrong, he endures an Isekai by the Creator Herself, entering a land of myth and magic to compete in the Game of Castles where individuals are constantly challenged. As one of a hundred Champions, he can level through feats and quests, unlocking the power of the Gods. Tolmeria is not for the faint of heart. The land is infested with monsters, foul magic, and evil people.
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Much better then expected
- By Henry on 11-02-24
By: Marcus Sloss
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- Alice Hairsaver
- 10-08-23
THE AWESOMENESS CONTINUES!
This is a great series. I have it on good authority that book #4 is in the works currently. The story just keeps getting better. This could be a 10 book series before it's all over. Sierra Kline continues to get an awesome voice to this series.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-17-23
hot goblins!
The introduction of a sexy hot goblins girl is a fun addition to the team. Her interest in being a sweet, cuddly, sex kitten is definitely a big turn on. wonderful breast play with Dom/sub elements.
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- Dragonmother
- 12-12-23
Awesome
Once again Redd has created another masterpiece. The story just keeps getting better and better. New characters, subtle intrigu and plot twists, your kept on the edge of your seat the whole time. And of course all read by the voice of an angel that just sends a tingle through your soul.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-07-23
This series is great
Love it this series a lot and can't what till the next book is out
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