Read by Sophia Behn

It's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k.

This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening!

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay

Sound effects:

Wind at door howling 4.wav by Bosk1 -- https://freesound.org/s/217186/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

DoorCreaking10.flac by Zabuhailo -- https://freesound.org/s/214081/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Radio tunning HQ.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/546860/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

[remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- https://freesound.org/s/339514/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

ohio stream 01.wav by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/122585/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Contains some strong language.

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An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.

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Read by Sophia Behn

It's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing.

WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS WAS DUE TO A TECHNICAL FAULT.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Music

Sound effects:

• Funicular cable car.wav by BonnyOrbit -- License: Creative Commons 0
• Cork squeak and pop by 221098HariPotter -- License: Attribution 4.0
• Cement Path Soft Shoe by David_Higgins -- License: Attribution 4.0
• Scratching with Fingernails by danthaiwang -- License: Creative Commons 0
• Hot_Tub.wav by 14G_Panska_Kristofova_Kristyna -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0
• [remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- License: Attribution 3.0
• Water drop - stone by 14FPanska_Nemec_Petr -- License: Creative Commons 0
• waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
• GLEAM-GLOW-SFX-CHIME.wav by newagesoup -- License: Creative Commons 0

An Artlandish and Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande)

Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember.

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Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Alex Wit from Light_Music via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Kimskell / tim.kahn / InspectorJ / spookymodem / Gareth_H / Galbenshire / Edvonaderkas / MWsfx / becks77 / njazzz via Freesound

Contains strong language.

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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A little taste of our weirdness.

Soothing visualisations that are hopefully amusing, genuinely quite relaxing, and always weird.

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Read by Amelia Armande

All aboard the sleepy train. Destination? Your dreams... With possibly a brief stop at Crawley.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

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Background music by Piotr Witowski via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of https://freesound.org/s/30628/ / https://freesound.org/s/321180/ / https://freesound.org/s/209972/ / https://freesound.org/s/269520/ / https://freesound.org/s/689134/ / https://freesound.org/s/209792/

Contains strong language (but pretty tame by our standards)

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Paddy Cooper

Why not stroll around the grounds and nether regions of a medieval castle. Nothing like thinking about turrets to help you sleep.

Written by Katy Matthews

Jingle by Helena MacCormack

Background music by Good_B_Music via Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Sergenious, jorickhoofd via Freesound

Contains strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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Read by Paddy Cooper

Written by Katy Matthews

A traditional (and extremely thorough) scan aimed to relax every inch of your body.

Jingle by Helena McCormack

Music by u_qhe3hs3v29 from Pixabay

Sound effects courtesy of Free Sound

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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[We apologise for the lateness in releasing episode 6 of Weird Meditation. Our production at Brighton Fringe became quite all-consuming! But here we are with our final instalment of Series 1. We're now on a short break, but will be back in late June for lots more weirdness. And trust us, we've got plenty to go around.]

Read by Fran Lanting

Written by Katy Matthews

It’s time to meet your mystic guide through the Weird Meditation universe.

Jingle by Helena McCormack

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Sound effects courtesy of Freesound

Contains some strong language

An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production

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