Weird Meditation

By: Weird Meditation
  • Summary

  • It's relaxation with a twist.


    Made for those of us who need something to help quieten our minds ready for sleep, but who find modern meditative ‘visualisations’ a bit cheesy. Ours are a lot sillier (and frequently not suitable for children).


    A joint offering from Artlandish & Dark Unicorn Productions.


    Follow as on Instagram @weirdmeditation


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Artlandish Productions & Dark Unicorn Productions
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Episodes
  • The Weary Traveller
    Sep 8 2024

    Read by Sophia Behn


    It's a well trodden path in the search for enlightenment. Though in your case, it's probably just for a Insta pic involving a glen or something, you shallow pr**k.


    This is the last episode of Series 2, but we'll be back for a third series later in the year. Thanks for listening!


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay


    Sound effects:

    Wind at door howling 4.wav by Bosk1 -- https://freesound.org/s/217186/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    DoorCreaking10.flac by Zabuhailo -- https://freesound.org/s/214081/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    Radio tunning HQ.wav by tosha73 -- https://freesound.org/s/546860/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

    [remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- https://freesound.org/s/339514/ -- License: Attribution 3.0

    ohio stream 01.wav by tim.kahn -- https://freesound.org/s/122585/ -- License: Attribution 4.0


    Contains some strong language.


    If you enjoy the podcast, please consider giving us 5 stars on Spotify or sharing with your friends / family / neighbours / employer / vague acquaintances / secret crush / long lost sibling / illegitimate offspring / gynaecologist, the bloke who runs your local shop that you nod politely at when you can be bothered, and enemies. Especially your enemies. We shall find them for you, hunt them down, and make them pay.


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production.


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    19 mins
  • Summer Special
    Aug 28 2024

    Read by Sophia Behn


    It's another seasonal special, this time with a summer twist. So expect sun, surf, and plenty of chafing.


    WE APOLOGISE FOR THE LATENESS OF THIS EPISODE FOR SPOTIFY LISTENERS, THIS WAS DUE TO A TECHNICAL FAULT.


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Alex Wit via Pixabay Music


    Sound effects:

    • Funicular cable car.wav by BonnyOrbit -- License: Creative Commons 0
    • Cork squeak and pop by 221098HariPotter -- License: Attribution 4.0
    • Cement Path Soft Shoe by David_Higgins -- License: Attribution 4.0
    • Scratching with Fingernails by danthaiwang -- License: Creative Commons 0
    • Hot_Tub.wav by 14G_Panska_Kristofova_Kristyna -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0
    • [remix] Hot Tub Loop by AnLorenzo -- License: Attribution 3.0
    • Water drop - stone by 14FPanska_Nemec_Petr -- License: Creative Commons 0
    • waves on crosby beach by crosbychris -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 4.0
    • GLEAM-GLOW-SFX-CHIME.wav by newagesoup -- License: Creative Commons 0


    An Artlandish and Dark Unicorn co-production


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    17 mins
  • Maze of Marvels
    Aug 11 2024

    Read by Joshua Crisp (with Amelia Armande)


    Its time to enter the Maze of Marvels. What delights will you encounter? What secretes will it reveal? And will you get lost within this perplexing puzzle? Spoiler alert: no. This is meant to be relaxing remember.


    Follow @weirdmeditation on Instagram


    Written by Katy Matthews


    Jingle by Helena MacCormack


    Background music by Alex Wit from Light_Music via Pixabay


    Sound effects courtesy of Kimskell / tim.kahn / InspectorJ / spookymodem / Gareth_H / Galbenshire / Edvonaderkas / MWsfx / becks77 / njazzz via Freesound


    Contains strong language.


    An Artlandish & Dark Unicorn co-production


    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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    19 mins

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