
Zoey Is Too Drunk for This Dystopia
Zoey Ashe, Book 3
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Jason Pargin
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Zoey is Too Drunk for This Dystopia is the latest installment in New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin's thrilling Zoey Ashe sci-fi series.
Zoey Ashe wakes up every day feeling like she’s trying to steer a battleship while tied to the propeller. The twenty-three-year-old heiress to a criminal empire is navigating a futuristic world of high-tech liars and cutthroats, forced to learn the rules of a devious game she never asked to play. Now she’s facing a crisis that is both bigger and stranger than all that came before:
The gleaming new city of Tabula Ra$a is hosting its massive annual music festival, which every year precedes the equally massive annual drunken riot. This is all organized by Zoey's people, including the riot. As her advisors explain, the citizens need a little controlled chaos now and then. Zoey, however, fears the chaos will not stay controlled for long.
When a horrific crime is broadcast live on an all-seeing social network, Zoey and her team suspect a carefully stage hoax arranged by one of the Tabula Ra$a’s shadowy power players. But in a city in which lies are always served in layers, even that explanation will prove far too simple.
A Macmillan Audio production from St. Martin’s Press.
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In October of 2013, Drew Hayes began posting a story to his website. Written over the thirteen days leading up to Halloween, when each chapter ended the next step was chosen by the readers. Sometimes this led to great discoveries and triumphs, other paths led to Dead Ends, though even in those there was much to be gleaned. For ten years, this tradition occurred, until in the year of 2022, the readers chose a finale. This is their story: a tale of deaths and decisions that spanned a decade.
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Did not disappoint
- De Liz en 10-27-24
De: Drew Hayes
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack
- Books 1-2
- De: D.M. Guay
- Narrado por: Todd Haberkorn
- Duración: 19 h y 23 m
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
- De AJ en 11-29-20
De: D.M. Guay
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All Systems Red (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Murderbot Diaries, Book 1
- De: Martha Wells
- Narrado por: Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Foster Smith, Holly Adams, y otros
- Duración: 2 h y 33 m
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In a corporate-dominated spacefaring future, planetary missions must be approved and supplied by the Company. Exploratory teams are accompanied by Company-supplied security androids, for their own safety. But in a society where contracts are awarded to the lowest bidder, safety isn’t a primary concern. On a distant planet, a team of scientists are conducting surface tests, shadowed by their Company-supplied ‘droid—a self-aware SecUnit that has hacked its own governor module, and refers to itself (though never out loud) as “Murderbot.”
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Narrators are the opposite of what we want
- De Badger Badger en 09-12-23
De: Martha Wells
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The Kaiju Preservation Society
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: Wil Wheaton
- Duración: 8 h y 2 m
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When COVID-19 sweeps through New York City, Jamie Gray is stuck as a dead-end driver for food-delivery apps. That is, until Jamie makes a delivery to an old acquaintance, Tom, who works at what he calls “an animal rights organization”. Tom’s team needs a last-minute grunt to handle things on their next field visit. Jamie, eager to do anything, immediately signs on. What Tom doesn't tell Jamie is that the animals his team cares for are not here on Earth. Not our Earth, at at least. In an alternate dimension, dinosaur-like creatures named Kaiju roam a warm and human-free world.
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I'm listening with a permanent smile on my face
- De Lucy A. Pithecus en 03-15-22
De: John Scalzi
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The Watchers
- De: A.M. Shine
- Narrado por: Jacqueline Milne
- Duración: 9 h y 27 m
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This forest isn't charted on any map. Every car breaks down at its treeline. Mina's is no different. Left stranded, she is forced into the dark woodland only to find a woman shouting, urging Mina to run to a concrete bunker. As the door slams behind her, the building is besieged by screams. Mina finds herself in a room with a wall of glass, and an electric light that activates at nightfall, when the watchers come above ground. These creatures emerge to observe their captive humans and terrible things happen to anyone who doesn't reach the bunker in time.
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Surprising and original
- De Leia Schoeck en 10-08-22
De: A.M. Shine
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Brute Force
- De: Scott Meyer
- Narrado por: Luke Daniels
- Duración: 9 h y 50 m
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A peaceful organization of civilized planets is faced with a threat to their very existence. Desperate to save themselves, they turn for help to the most brutal, backward, violent species in the known galaxy: humans.
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Entertaining at first, disappointing at the end.
- De V. King en 04-29-23
De: Scott Meyer
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The President's Brain Is Missing
- A Tor.Com Original
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: P. J. Ochlan
- Duración: 47 m
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The question is, how can you tell the President's brain is missing? And are we sure we need it back?
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Not my cup of tea (Kelly SAID)
- De Kelly A McDermott en 09-15-19
De: John Scalzi
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That's Not Right
- De: Scott Meyer
- Narrado por: Luke Daniels
- Duración: 8 h y 22 m
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Amber is a young videographer who has landed her dream job. She is to produce a web series based on a late-night talk radio show dealing with the unexplained. She is a huge fan of the show, and its host, Jack Owens, who she hopes to help reveal the world’s most cryptic secrets. The first secret she reveals is Jack’s. He doesn’t believe any of this crap. To him, the show is just a cushy job that allows him to support himself and his wife without having to try very hard.
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Sigh...
- De Vicki P. en 12-07-24
De: Scott Meyer
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The Humans
- A Novel
- De: Matt Haig
- Narrado por: Mark Meadows
- Duración: 8 h y 11 m
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The critically acclaimed author of The Radleys shares a clever, heartwarming, and darkly insightful novel about an alien who comes to Earth to save humans from themselves. When an extraterrestrial visitor arrives on Earth, his first impressions of the human species are less than positive. But as time goes on, he starts to realize there may be more to this weird species than he has been led to believe. Eventually, the narrator sees hope and redemption in the humans' imperfections and begins to question the very mission that brought him there.
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Light Sci-Fi Fare--You'll Love It!
- De Kathy in CA en 06-29-18
De: Matt Haig
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Tress of the Emerald Sea: A Cosmere Novel (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Secret Projects, Book 1
- De: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrado por: David Cui Cui, Bradley Foster Smith, Christopher Walker, y otros
- Duración: 10 h y 19 m
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The only life Tress has known on her island home in an emerald-green ocean has been a simple one, with the simple pleasures of collecting cups brought by sailors from faraway lands and listening to stories told by her friend Charlie. But when his father takes him on a voyage to find a bride and disaster strikes, Tress must stow away on a ship and seek the Sorceress of the deadly Midnight Sea. Amid the spore oceans where pirates abound, can Tress leave her simple life behind and make her own place sailing a sea where a single drop of water can mean instant death?
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The story's great for a dramatized adaptation!
- De optimuslime49 en 09-22-24
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- De: Neven Iliev
- Narrado por: Jeff Hays
- Duración: 8 h y 24 m
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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Really Entertaining
- De HeatherY en 11-23-17
De: Neven Iliev
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Good Boys: The Lost Tribe
- Good Boys, Book 1
- De: Jeremy Robinson
- Narrado por: Tom Taylorson
- Duración: 11 h y 20 m
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In the serene backdrop of New Hampshire's Franconia Notch, Micah Taylor, an ex-Army Ranger, finds solace with his loyal golden retriever, Grover. Their peaceful existence is suddenly shattered when a first date with his old friend, Jess Bender, takes an unexpected turn. Bright lights descend from the sky, leading them into the dark woods and a shocking discovery: the Kylonari, an advanced alien species with a special connection to Micah, here on a quest to find "The Lost Tribe"—a colony that vanished millennia ago.
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What a Fun Ride!
- De CarterFSU en 08-22-24
De: Jeremy Robinson
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Outland
- Quantum Earth, Book 1
- De: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrado por: Ray Porter
- Duración: 10 h y 29 m
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When an experiment to study quantum uncertainty goes spectacularly wrong, physics student Bill Rustad and his friends find that they have accidentally created an inter-dimensional portal. They connect to Outland - an alternate Earth with identical geology, but where humans never evolved. The group races to establish control of the portal before the government, the military, or evildoers can take it away. Then everything changes when the Yellowstone supervolcano erupts in an explosion large enough to destroy civilization and kill half the planet.
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I made myself finish. Glad I did.
- De RJPF en 05-26-19
De: Dennis E. Taylor
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- De: Jack Townsend
- Narrado por: Jon Grilz
- Duración: 8 h y 47 m
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night-shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all. That is, until his best friend reveals the body of a local politician hidden in the trunk of a car, setting off a chain of events with apocalyptic potential. Soon, Jack finds himself entangled in a supernatural conspiracy involving monster hunters, sociopaths, doomsday cultists, and...garden gnomes?
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Mr. CreepyPasta Narration is better
- De Kelsey en 08-11-23
De: Jack Townsend
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
- De: John Scalzi
- Narrado por: Wil Wheaton
- Duración: 10 h y 5 m
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For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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Buyer's Remorse
- De Amy en 03-31-25
De: John Scalzi
My only describe with the performance of this book was the accent that reader gave the character of mega boss Alonzo. He’s a black dude and it’s jarring to hear him portrayed with a kind of Brooklynish mobster type accent.
I really hope there’s an next installment 
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Grabbing life by the balls.
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JP Does it again!
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Ps I was not prepared to feel emotional about Zoey's adventure. But the end made an old man tear up. I hope ur happy 😊!
Fun, heart warming, goofy and weird
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The zoe seiries again uses absurdism to highlight the absurdism of our real world
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Entertaining and Thought Provoking
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Expecting cyberpunk and got Law and Order
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Best one yet
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Original and awesome yet deep but hilarious!
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this is a repeat for me
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