Yougottabekiddinme!
Memoirs of an Airline Gate Agent
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Kevin Clay
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John Casperson
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This book is a narrative about how and why the airline industry has changed so much over the past 60 years. Many anecdotes are hilarious. Some, on the other hand, are frightful and scary. All are interesting.
©2018 John Casperson (P)2020 John CaspersonListeners also enjoyed...
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