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Narrated by:
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Dorrie Sacks
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Jeff Hays
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Aaron J. Morton
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By:
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Luna Ryder
About this listen
Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her.
Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life.
Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet.
What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?!
When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
One-click today for:
Secret Identities
Hidden Pasts
Witty Banter
Sinister Villains
Unconventional Heroes
Magical MacGuffins
Fast-Paced Action
Found Family
Cozy Small Town Setting
Unforgettable Journey
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Out-of-work Latin teacher and borderline alcoholic Austin DeSantis is determined to spend his final days in the arms of a prostitute—that is if the aliens don’t exterminate humanity first. But when the aliens land at the Vatican, begin speaking Latin, and reveal themselves to be Catholic, the world turns upside down. Pressed into service as a translator and thrust into the center of humanity's first contact with a cryptic alien race, Austin must uncover their true intentions before religious turmoil rips the planet apart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow! Just great science fiction.
- By jkath on 11-20-24
By: M. R. Leonard
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The Imperial Alchemist
- Georgia Lee, Book 1
- By: A. H. Wang
- Narrated by: Luke Welland
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 26
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
210 BC, China. The most powerful emperor China has ever known is on the brink of death. In desperation, he sends his most gifted alchemist and sorcerer on a quest for the mythical elixir of life. His fleet never returned. Now, world-renowned archaeologist Georgia Lee is compelled to hunt for a mysterious man who may hold the secret to the greatest discovery in human history. Her search takes her on a thrilling journey. But what begins as an investigation into an archaeological riddle turns into something very sinister. Georgia starts to suspect that she is the one being hunted....
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5 out of 5 stars
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excellent book
- By AMM on 10-18-24
By: A. H. Wang
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 297
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 268
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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5 out of 5 stars
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an excellent play on cards
- By Tiffany Clark on 11-15-24
By: John Stovall
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That Time I Got Reincarnated and Became the World’s Strongest Mage
- By: Mike Robb
- Narrated by: Dalton Bosun
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2.5 out of 5 stars 11
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Performance3 out of 5 stars 9
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Story2 out of 5 stars 9
Bart Hunter’s life ends tragically when he falls while climbing a rock wall, only to be given a second chance by a lovely goddess, Tina. Reincarnated into a world of magic, Bart receives extraordinary powers far beyond those of normal mages—Level 100 in both magic and defense. However, his true abilities are masked, leading the Mage Guild to shun him as weak.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Shallow Storytelling with Missed Potential
- By Snafu Family on 11-26-24
By: Mike Robb
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Fated Winds and Promising Seas
- By: Rose Black
- Narrated by: Theo Solomon
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Lucky is incredibly unlucky. Locked away and imprisoned for a crime he cannot remember committing, Lucky is now more comfortable with the four walls of his prison than the sky outside. That is, until he's ripped free from his prison and swept out into the ocean. . . and rescued by The Dreamer. The Dreamer is no ordinary ship; it's a vessel filled with outcasts, each with their own mysterious past and unique abilities. Soon Lucky discovers a hidden world of magic, treachery, and destiny. Bound by fate, Lucky finds himself inexplicably linked to Gabe, the kind-hearted son of the captain.
By: Rose Black
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Time-Marked Warlock
- The Chronos Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Annie Ellicott, Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 262
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 237
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 237
Adair Finch is the most powerful warlock in the world, and one of the best private investigators for hire. He has dealt with corporate vampires, murderous werewolves, and even fae royalty. Everything was perfect until he lost one case—the case where he also lost his brother. So Finch retired. From magic. From PI work. From everything. Bree Blackstone, a twelve-year-old witch, doesn’t know or care about any of that except Finch’s reputation. In the middle of the night, she bangs on Finch’s door. Her mother has been murdered, and now the assassin is after Bree as well.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One of the best books I've listened to.
- By Jason on 08-22-24
By: Shami Stovall
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Grass Contract
- By: Ben Richardson
- Narrated by: Sofia Wardell
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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For longer than humans have realized, beings imbued with superhuman strength and abilities have been walking among them. One fateful night, Rose Stragonov, a young woman leading an otherwise unremarkable life, finds herself inexplicably drawn to a mysterious light that transforms her into one of these beings—the Shapeless.
By: Ben Richardson
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The Tinderbox: Soldier of Indira
- A Tinderbox Standalone
- By: Lou Diamond Phillips
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray, Julia Whelan
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 430
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 381
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 381
Two worlds at war will bring them together…or tear them apart. Everson didn't want to be a soldier. His parents forced him to serve, as all good Indiran men should. The only problem? His first battle against their mortal enemies goes horribly wrong, and he winds up stranded on the enemy planet. Now, Everson has to survive in this strange new land where everyone is out to get him. Not to mention the planet Mano is covered in unforgiving desert. And he's the target of traitors who want to use him in a dastardly plot to overthrow their mad king, Xander the Firm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Who would have thought?
- By Willis Burns on 10-20-20
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New Daemon
- By: Brad Magnarella
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Saydah
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
What does divorcing Hollywood’s most powerful jerk get you? In my case, blacklisted and a ticket to rock bottom. A one-time studio executive, I’m now scrabbling as a newly licensed P.I. in the city that popularized noir. And I’ve just landed a job at a shabby downtown agency. Watch out, LA! But that was before I discovered the agency’s specialty—hunting monsters. The actual kind. Suddenly, I’m learning about a side of the city that makes horror seem like a documentary: vampires, werewolves, hostile spirits, and all manner of magic.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Prof Croft Universe gets a solid add on
- By Raymond on 03-08-25
By: Brad Magnarella
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In The Shadows
- The Amari Series, Book 1
- By: L.B. August
- Narrated by: Madison Mitts, Theodore Zephyr
- Length: 14 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story5 out of 5 stars 20
Lilith Clarke is supposed to be dead: murdered by the vicious King Oren, her blood staining a field of daisies. But death would have been merciful. After years of having no name, she is finally given a title: Queen of Umbra. But it will cost her everything. Lily is now bound to King Asher, the most powerful and brutal shadow divinus in all of Omnia. Forced to rule in secret, she slowly loses herself to the darkness. She fears it will swallow her whole.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Obsessed!!!!!
- By Alexandria Boyd on 01-13-25
By: L.B. August
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Tor the Dungeon Crawler Box Set
- The Complete Death Goddess Cycle (The Wizardoms Epic)
- By: Jeffrey L. Kohanek
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Lucky Byfleet
- Length: 26 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4 out of 5 stars 28
A misfit crew of relic hunters armed with magical weapons set off on a series of action-packed quests. Their mission: Seek out and recover magical artifacts that might be used in the battle against the Dark Lord. They never anticipated that their actions might send their world hurtling toward a dire fate.
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5 out of 5 stars
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What an interesting series of hooks!
- By Baz on 11-30-24
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- Vic
- 01-09-25
The title of the book
I loved that this was a quick read & listen. I loved how the main character Tilda was mindful- and how they used enhancements to the audiobook with different voices for the characters.
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- A. A. Johnson
- 02-09-25
nope
Bratty teens go on quest, fight amongst each other, get caught by bad guy, then book ends. No conclusion to story, no resolution, book just ends. I only finished it because I paid for it.
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