Vortena: Everybody Loves Large Chests, Volume 3

De: Neven Iliev

Narrado por: Jeff Hays

What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion". With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

The Soundbooth Theater team for this production:

• Jeff Hays - narration, music, and sound design
• Dalton Lynne - editing and proofing
• Griffin Malnar - editing and mastering

©2018 Neven Iliev (P)2018 Jeff Hays

Caramelldance FTW!!!

To the narrator, thank you for watching the entire Caramelldansen video. It made an already amazing book even better. I basically had to explain a level 6 meme to my shop minions after I started laughing uncontrollably in the middle of the work day. Thank you again.

So Good...

Such a great series of fantasy rpg. I love the twist of it being about a monster growing in level. A side to RPG's you rarely see.

All good, but the rape scene seemed unnecessary

Just another fantastic installment and the series. I think everyone in the reviews is talking about the same scene, and the rape of one of the main characters doesn't seem to really serve a purpose other than breaking them so they can try to grow from the experience. Still, in reality, people don't just pick themselves up after rape very often. Honestly, after reading every book in the series, even past this point, it's not necessary for character growth or for the story. If you're sensitive to things like rape, you can skip over the entire scene and you won't have missed a single thing from the book.

Chest are best

Love this series and its comical chaos. Seeung things from a monster's perspective is not as different as the cold and callous heroes as one would expect showing that everybody in their own right can be a monster.

Another masterpiece

The stories of Neven Iliev just keep getting better! this continuation of Boxy T Morningwood brings with it all of the hilarity of the previous stories and thickens the plot. The one key difference between this and previous installments, which is likely due to my over active empathy, is that I truly found myself feeling for Fizzy.. and then things, per usual, take a crazy turn :) All in all it's a fantastic continuation and I highly recommend it to anyone who enjoyed the first two audio books in the series.

Also, Jeff Hayes truly delivers once again in his narration bringing the characters to life and really making them sound quite different. I absolutely love his work in this series (and others!).

Great series

This is a great book in the series performed exceptionally well and keeps you wanting more! After every book is finished I cannot wait for the next book to be released!

I love large chests!

Another great addition to the series. I love these books they're the absolute best. I am most definitely getting the next one. Go boxy!

I love this series

narration is excellent thank wait for the next volume have listened to the first three

Really great stuff as always

I rarely write reviews and I’m pretty sure this is the first I’ve written for this series but I’d just like to say that I found it great, like the rest of the books. Plenty of fun and crazy, dark and unforeseen shit happens. If you’ve read up to this point then you get the idea.
Spoilers below






I also loved how the quest given by Sheryl the god of unlikelihoods doesn’t take up the entire book and it just finished at the very beginning with plenty more to read/listen to.

You will cheer for the monsters

As always the narration is amazing and I never realized I would care so much about a mimic. The story is very engaging and if you are a D&D fan will rope you in. The hyper sexual aspect is toned down in this one, a bit, but still there if that is what you are looking for. Boxy and his, um, it’s, merry monsters are delightfully devilish and I love this series!