Undeath and Taxes (Dramatized Adaptation)
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After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected - he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs.
Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon’s interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.
Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Scott McCormick, Marni Penning, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Shanta Parasuraman, Elizabeth Jernigan, Terence Aselford, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Matthew Schleigh, Michael John Casey, Ken Jackson, Matthew Bassett, Colleen Delany, and Chris Stinson.
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 182
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 169
Elena Michaels is the world’s only female werewolf. And she’s tired of it. Tired of a life spent hiding and protecting, a life where her most important job is hunting down rogue werewolves. Tired of a world that not only accepts the worst in her–her temper, her violence—but requires it. Worst of all, she realizes she’s growing content with that life, with being that person.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Definitely written in the 2000s
- By Kathy Kuwano on 07-16-22
By: Kelley Armstrong
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Embrace
- By: Jessica Shirvington
- Narrated by: Rebecca Macauley
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Story4 out of 5 stars 169
All Violet wants is to be with Lincoln. But he has a secret so great it could tear them apart. Then there’s Phoenix. He’s intense and enigmatic, but he's always there for her. Caught up in a battle between light and dark - where angels seek vengeance and humans are warriors - Violet must decide who she’s willing to sacrifice and who to trust, because the wrong choice could cost her not only her life, but her destiny.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not all Aussi's sound like this
- By Ella on 10-27-12
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Dying Bites
- Bloodhound Files, Book 1
- By: D. D. Barant
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 398
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 354
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Story4 out of 5 stars 352
Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers". What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world - one in which only one percent of the population is human - is that a woman's work is never done. And real is getting stranger every day. Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there is in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not a yawner!
- By K on 09-17-12
By: D. D. Barant
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The Ferryman Institute
- A Novel
- By: Colin Gigl
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 14 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
Ferryman Charlie Dawson saves dead people - somebody has to convince them to move on to the afterlife, after all. Having never failed a single assignment, he's acquired a reputation for success that's as legendary as it is unwanted. It turns out that serving as a Ferryman is causing Charlie to slowly lose his mind. Deemed too valuable by the Ferryman Institute to be let go and too stubborn to just give up in his own right, Charlie's pretty much abandoned all hope of escaping his grim existence. Or he had, anyway, until he saved Alice Spiegel.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator does not capture tone of the story
- By Jessica Bell on 03-15-17
By: Colin Gigl
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Some Girls Bite
- Chicagoland Vampires, Book 1
- By: Chloe Neill
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,031
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,485
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,501
They killed me. They healed me. They changed me. Sure, the life of a graduate student wasn't exactly glamorous, but it was mine. I was doing fine until Chicago's vampires announced their existence to the world---and then a rogue vampire attacked me. But he only got a sip before he was scared away by another bloodsucker...and this one decided that the best way to save my life was to make me the walking undead.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Almost Great...
- By Jan on 01-10-11
By: Chloe Neill
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Jhereg
- Vlad Taltos, Book 1
- By: Steven Brust
- Narrated by: Bernard Setaro Clark
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,021
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,816
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,836
Vlad Taltos, a mobster and assassin in the magical metropolis of Adrilankha, is given the largest contract of his career, but the job is even more complicated than he expects.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Known Of For Decades, Audible Opens My Eyes...
- By Michael on 09-23-12
By: Steven Brust
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Love, Lies, and Hocus Pocus Cat Magic
- A Lily Singer Adventures Novella (A Lily Singer Cozy Fantasy Novella, Book 0)
- By: Lydia Sherrer
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 2 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 197
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 176
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 174
Blessed (or cursed, depending on who you ask) with human intelligence, Sir Edgar Allan Kipling, magical talking cat extraordinaire, spends most of his time keeping his human out of trouble. Of course, having a wizard for a human means that trouble is never far away. When Sir Kipling's human goes away for the weekend and leaves him to guard her magical library, things start out quiet. But he soon discovers witches smelling suspiciously of demon magic snooping about, and quiet goes out the window as chaos looms on the horizon.
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4 out of 5 stars
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all smile
- By Jim Osmun on 10-14-21
By: Lydia Sherrer
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WebMage
- Ravirn, Book 1
- By: Kelly McCullough
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 250
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 228
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Story4 out of 5 stars 229
Ravirn is not your average computer geek. A child of the Fates - literally - he’s a hacker extraordinaire who can zero in on the fatal flaw in any program. Now that 21st-century magic has gone digital that makes him a very talented sorcerer. But a world of problems is about to be downloaded on Ravirn - who’s just trying to pass his college midterms. Great Aunt Atropos, one of the three Fates, decides that humans having free will is really overrated and plans to rid herself of the annoyance....
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5 out of 5 stars
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not what i was expecting
- By n.brumm 4 on 02-09-15
By: Kelly McCullough
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Ollie Wit Box Set: Books 1-3
- By: Donna Augustine
- Narrated by: Angel Clark
- Length: 27 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 172
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 172
Ollie Wit is the strongest Shadow Walker born in decades, but it’s a gift with a steep price. Walking in the Shadowlands can bring untold powers and spells, and even greater risks. Every step into that other world brings her closer to the monsters that have haunted her since a child, destroyed her family, and wreaked havoc all around her. Kane knows Ollie is the key to getting the spell he needs and he’s the answer to ending her torment. But it’s a bargain that brings her closer to her own destruction.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great box set
- By Sydney on 09-25-20
By: Donna Augustine
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Dark and Stormy Knights
- By: Ilona Andrews, Jim Butcher, Shannon K Butcher, and others
- Narrated by: Renee Raudman, Joe Barrett, Marc Vietor, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,225
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,019
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,023
It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
- By Moon River on 06-27-12
By: Ilona Andrews, and others
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Dead to Me
- Simon Canderous, Book 1
- By: Anton Strout
- Narrated by: David DeVries
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 150
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 128
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 125
A new urban fantasy featuring a man working on the right side of the law - with talents that come from left field. Psychometry - the power to touch an object and divine information about its history - has meant a life of petty crime for Simon Canderous, but now he's gone over to the good side. At New York's underfunded and (mostly) secret Department of Extraordinary Affairs, he's learning about red tape, office politics, and the basics of paranormal investigation. But it's not the paperwork that has him breathless.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Fun - worth the credit
- By BikeVON on 08-03-12
By: Anton Strout
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Shadow Blade
- Shadowchasers, Book 1
- By: Seressia Glass
- Narrated by: Allyson Johnson
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 141
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 94
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Story4 out of 5 stars 93
For Kira Solomon, normal was never an option. Kira's day job is as an antiquities expert, but her true calling is as a Shadowchaser. Trained from youth to be one of the most lethal Chasers in existence, Kira serves the Gilead Commission, dispatching the Fallen who sow discord and chaos. Of course, sometimes Gilead bureaucracy is as much a thorn in her side as anything the Fallen can muster against her. Right now, though, she's got a bigger problem....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Agile Narrator, Fun Story, Realistic POCs
- By D on 02-22-15
By: Seressia Glass
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Vampire Academy
- By: Richelle Mead
- Narrated by: Stephanie Wolf
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,284
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,013
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,017
St. Vladimir’s Academy isn’t just any boarding school—it’s a hidden place where vampires are educated in the ways of magic, and half-human teens train to protect them. Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, a bodyguard for her best friend Lissa, a Moroi Vampire Princess. They’ve been on the run, but now, they’re being dragged back to St. Vladimir’s—the very place where they’re most in danger....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narrator is awful. They should re-record this book!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-18-18
By: Richelle Mead
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Borderline
- The Arcadia Project, Book 1
- By: Mishell Baker
- Narrated by: Arden Hammersmith
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 324
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 300
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 299
A year ago Millie lost her legs and her filmmaking career in a failed suicide attempt. Just when she's sure the credits have rolled on her life story, she gets a second chance with the Arcadia Project: a secret organization that polices the traffic to and from a parallel reality filled with creatures straight out of myth and fairy tales. For her first assignment, Millie is tasked with tracking down a missing movie star who also happens to be a nobleman of the Seelie Court.
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5 out of 5 stars
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It's the characters
- By Ken Schneyer on 02-11-17
By: Mishell Baker
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Immortal
- The Immortal Series, Book 1
- By: Gene Doucette
- Narrated by: Steve Carlson
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 693
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 644
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Story4 out of 5 stars 643
Surviving 60,000 years takes cunning and more than a little luck. But in the 21st century, Adam confronts new dangers - someone has found out what he is, a demon is after him, and he has run out of places to hide. Worst of all, he has had entirely too much to drink.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story that will make you think about life!
- By MJP on 12-22-16
By: Gene Doucette
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The Keepers Box Set
- Alchemy Series, Books 1-4
- By: Donna Augustine
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 25 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 354
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 317
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 317
For the first time, get all four books in the Alchemy series in one audiobook bundle. The series begins with The Keepers: Two days ago, Jo Davids was a waitress by night and a college kid by day, with the unnerving problem of objects floating around her. One day ago, Jo's sexy boss, Cormac, noticed her for all the wrong reasons when she witnessed a man transform into a monster in the basement of his casino. Today, Cormac ordered her shot. If he's real lucky, she won't die. Because if she does, all hope is lost.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Breathless virgin lusting for bad boys spoiled it
- By Ethosian on 05-12-18
By: Donna Augustine
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Return of the High Fae
- Vegas Fae Stories
- By: Tom Keller
- Narrated by: Andrew Troth
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 466
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 425
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 428
Ex-cop turned private investigator Robert Hoskins always enjoyed the stories his grandmother had told him as a child, stories of the Dryad that lived in the tree, the Faeries in the garden, and the magical world that was created in his imagination. He always enjoyed them; he just never thought that they were true. Robert's childhood world of magic becomes real when a chance encounter with a local casino mob boss introduces him to the world he was born into, the world that was hidden from him, the world of the Fae.
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4 out of 5 stars
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I Must Be Butter 'Cause I'm On a Roll!
- By david on 02-04-14
By: Tom Keller
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