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Narrated by:
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T. David Rutherford
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By:
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Ron Foster
About this listen
Two old farts surviving a grid-down apocalypse by fate or chance, or could be rotten luck according to their bickering, find themselves bound by circumstance of survival to live out their days together. Bad luck seems to be a daily occurrence for all in this apocalypse of no food, no water, but add to it a hurricane, pandemic, and old age, and two grumpy old men, and you have a story of resilience and humor sure to entertain you in a quarantine.
An old Japanese restaurant owner and a backwoods Alabama redneck can’t say it was a lucky star that caused them to cross paths or according to Walt a damnable one-legged seagull, but good times are ahead for all through this bug-out romp to a Florida beach house to retire to.
Beach bums Inc. they called themselves if they had to die grid down it wasn’t going to be in a forest chasing squirrels but surf-fishing and oyster gathering on the Gulf coast. Come with this unlikely odd couple pair as they overcome a changed world of hurricanes, pandemics and food shortages. A humorous attempt at giving you plausible survival skills, entertainment, and a chance at a new life as the over 60 crowd does a dance with the devil outlasting young bucks. They might be old but they meet older folks along the way that seem to be doing the same thing they are doing and the required knowledge to do the same rests in older heads. Apocalypse now less the grey hairs and don’t mess with old men and women or they will kill you : ).
A mysterious but well-known forgotten island paradise awaits not far from shore a gaggle of elderly misfits dream of going to but the problem is no lights, no boat, no motor car, they were as lonely as they could be but this band of misfit travelers soon convince some young folks to join up and come see.
Contains the complete 3 book series Senior survival, consisting of Our End of the Line, Seashells and Shotshells, and Road to Nowhere.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Can we please leave the leftist rhetoric out of my books?
- By Laura D. on 04-25-21
By: Mark Tufo, and others
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Behind the Curve: Book 1
- The Farm, Book 1
- By: Boyd Craven III
- Narrated by: Kevin Pierce
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 989
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 909
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 902
When the pandemic hit, nobody was expecting it to be as bad as it was. The economy barely survived the lockdowns, but it staggered along until civil unrest shattered people’s hope of better times to come. With it being an election year, more and more Americans were waking up to the idea that they truly were behind the curve. The hope was if they did not get sick, run out of money, or could avoid violent mobs, they would be fine.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great idea, too crude.
- By Larry Amon on 01-13-21
By: Boyd Craven III
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Walking in the Rain
- Surviving the Fall
- By: William Allen
- Narrated by: Pat Young
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 96
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85
Sixteen-year-old Luke was trapped in Chicago when the lights went out and civilization began to unravel. Determined to get home to his family, Luke begins a 1,000-mile odyssey that will show him the depths of human depravity while also giving him a chance at redemption. In an abandoned house in Missouri, Luke makes a discovery that changes the way he acts and feels, as the suffering of another forces him to fight yet again. Luke is already haunted by what he has seen, and he fears what is yet to come as he takes on a partner in his travels.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Bitter Disappointment
- By Ryan on 01-10-16
By: William Allen
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Wringing every last drop
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-08-23
By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, and others
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War Dogs Trilogy
- Wounded Warriors of the Apocalypse
- By: AJ Newman
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 18 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 191
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 190
Three Books: Heading Home, No One Left Behind, and Amazon Warrior.
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2 out of 5 stars
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killing a dog is weak writing
- By Diana on 12-13-22
By: AJ Newman
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Spells, Salt, & Steel, Season Two
- Spells, Salt, & Steel
- By: Gail Z. Martin, Larry N. Martin
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 53
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 49
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Story5 out of 5 stars 49
Monster hunter and mechanic Mark Wojcik has his hands full protecting innocent monsters from horrible people and innocent people from horrible monsters. His corner of rural Pennsylvania used to be relatively quiet—except for the ghosts, trolls, gnomes, and snallygasters. Then the Mob wars between the vampires and werewolves spilled over from the big city, along with supernatural bounty hunters, necromancer narcos, a monster trafficking ring, paranormal bookies, warring secret government agencies, and wicked witches.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Repetitive Introductions and Lots of Pizza
- By Pamela on 07-26-23
By: Gail Z. Martin, and others
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Gladesmen: Gator Hunters, Moonshiners, and Skiffers
- Florida History and Culture
- By: Glen Simmons, Laura Ogden
- Narrated by: James R. Marshall
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 141
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 126
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 125
Few people today can claim a living memory of Florida's frontier Everglades. Glen Simmons, who has hunted alligators, camped on hammock-covered islands, and poled his skiff through the mangrove swamps of the glades since the 1920s, is one who can. Together with Laura Ogden, he tells the story of backcountry life in the southern Everglades from his youth until the establishment of the Everglades National Park in 1947.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Younger Generation Gladesman
- By Jeff D. on 02-22-20
By: Glen Simmons, and others
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Should the Tent Be Burning Like That?
- A Professional Amateur's Guide to the Outdoors
- By: Bill Heavey
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 356
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 302
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 301
For more than 20 years, Heavey has staked a claim as one of America's best sportsmen writers. In feature stories and his Field & Stream column A Sportsman's Life, he has taken audiences across the country and beyond to experience his triumphs and failures as a suburban dad who happens to love hunting and fishing. This new collection gathers together a wide range of his best work - tales that are odes to the notion that enthusiasm is more important than skill and testaments to the enduring power of the natural world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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one of the best storytellers of all time!
- By Adam on 12-16-17
By: Bill Heavey
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The Moonshine War
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Mark Hammer
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 390
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 331
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 335
Dual Meaders, Doc Taulbee, and their gang of city slickers set out to steal thousands of dollars worth of homemade Kentucky Whiskey from Son Martin, a hell-raising country boy, during the midst of Prohibition.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Classic Elmore Leonard
- By David I. Williams on 01-28-12
By: Elmore Leonard
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A Hunter's Fireside Book
- Tales of Dogs, Ducks, Birds, & Guns
- By: Gene Hill
- Narrated by: Ray Childs
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 304
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 265
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 261
The legendary American outdoor writer’s finest collection. For decades, Gene Hill’s articles and books have captured the spirit of the outdoors in a way that inspires and entertains millions of readers. A Hunter’s Fireside Book captures the essence of the life of a sportsman and explores the full spectrum of the hunter’s experience: sunrises in the duck blind, an unforgettable hunter’s moon, the camaraderie of men who know the pleasures of being wet and cold and a little bit lost.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beyond acquiring meat, this is why we go afield
- By Ray C on 02-28-20
By: Gene Hill
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- James
- 07-22-20
Great book, much to learn.
I liked this book alot. I got many good pointers from it. Thank you Mr Foster for another eye opening book of wisdom.
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