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Narrated by:
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Jimmy Kimmel
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Jimmy Kimmel
About this listen
Meet a very Serious Goose in the audio edition of late-night host Jimmy Kimmel's fun and funny picture book!
There is nothing silly about this goose. You CANNOT make her laugh, so DON'T EVEN TRY!
Written and narrated by Jimmy Kimmel, this audiobook challenges young listeners to bring the silly out of a very Serious Goose. Inspired by Jimmy's nickname for his kids, The Serious Goose reminds us to be silly in a serious way. Put your little comedians in front of a mylar mirror and challenge them to make this no-nonsense goose smile. This delightful audiobook is guaranteed to create gaggles of giggles time and time again!
Kimmel’s proceeds from sales of THE SERIOUS GOOSE will be donated to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles (CHLA) and children’s hospitals around the country.
©2019 Jimmy Kimmel (P)2019 Listening LibraryListeners also enjoyed...
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Fabulous
- By Lady Lightning on 05-19-20
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Disney Princess: Belle and the Rose Riddle
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Belle lives in a beautiful castle with a Beast and Enchanted Objects that have come to life. But that isn’t the strangest thing about the castle. Rose petals and leaves have begun to mysteriously appear in random places, leading Belle and her companions Cogsworth the clock and Lumiere the candelabra on a hunt for an intruder.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great mystery!
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- Donnie VanHook
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silly goose
loved it. love jimmy kimmel. hes a very generous guy. support local music... blessings
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- Zoe Aguilar
- 06-14-22
Lol
I am a grown up with no kids This book helped me smile. Good job. 🙂
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- Susan 🎧Audible-a-holic🎧 Crowe
- 01-17-20
I Love Jimmy Kimmel!
I love Jimmy Kimmel!!
This is a really cute book.
And all of the proceeds go to a children's hospital!
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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- Dean
- 12-05-22
WTF
Don’t waste a credit. It’s less then 5 min. I hope it goes to charity
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- Andrey Klochkov
- 01-04-22
Is this some kind of scam?
What was that? My daughter bought it by mistake only to find this was really a 4min "story" about nothing. Thanks Audible for returning the credit.
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