The Holy Shit of the Bible
A Countdown of the 75 Best Obscenities, Absurdities, and Atrocities from the Best-Selling Book of All Time
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Jeruel Schneider
About this listen
Is the Bible the inspired word of God or the uninspired word of man?
In deconstructing 75 distasteful delights of biblical proportions, we will investigate the likelihood of not only the Apostle Paul’s claim of the divine origin of scripture, but the claim of the innumerable whom uphold the Bible as the true and infallible word of God.
Tailored for all, from the seasoned expert in the Bible and Biblical studies to the newcomer, to the entrenched fundamentalist to those on the fence, and especially to the parent who may be questioning how to raise their child in regard to faith-based teaching—a countdown exposé that explores the best of the inane, the insane, and the illogical within the world’s most grandiose and best-selling book of all time lies within.
©2023 Jeruel Schneider (P)2023 Jeruel SchneiderListeners also enjoyed...
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The Bhagavad Gita
- By: Eknath Easwaran
- Narrated by: Paul Bazely
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4,625
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,919
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Story5 out of 5 stars 3,894
The Bhagavad Gita, "The Song of the Lord", is the best known of all the Indian scriptures, and Easwaran's reliable and accessible version has consistently been the best-selling translation. Easwaran's introduction places the Gita in its historical setting and brings out the universality and timelessness of its teachings. Chapter introductions give clear explanations of key concepts in that chapter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Content and narration reduced me to tears
- By Lauriesland on 01-11-16
By: Eknath Easwaran
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The Book of Enoch
- By: Unknown
- Narrated by: Christopher Glyn
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 114
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Story5 out of 5 stars 114
The book of Enoch was thought to be lost for over 2,000 years until, in 1773, a traveller brought three copies back from Ethiopia. Whether or not this ancient book was actually authored by Enoch, the father of Methuselah and great-grandfather of Noah, is an ongoing debate among historians and theologians. But all recognise the book of Enoch as one of the most important apocalyptic works outside of the Bible.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Further Information
- By Timothy on 01-11-20
By: Unknown
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Paranormal Activity
- True Tales of Possession
- By: Paramount Pictures
- Narrated by: Micah Sloat, Katie Featherston
- Length: 4 hrs and 43 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 162
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 157
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Story4 out of 5 stars 157
You may know Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat from Paranormal Activity, the 2007 found-footage horror film that launched a blockbuster franchise. Now, inspired by the fictional haunting that brought them together, the friends and former co-stars are examining real-life stories of demonic possession, tracing the phenomenon from its earliest known accounts to its modern-day headlines.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great stories, great hosts!
- By AmandaJM on 08-02-24
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Super Attractor
- Methods for Manifesting a Life Beyond Your Wildest Dreams
- By: Gabrielle Bernstein
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Bernstein
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 6,918
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,787
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,737
Ready to turn what you want into the life that you live? The number-one New York Times best-selling author of The Universe Has Your Back shows you how. In Super Attractor, Gabrielle Bernstein lays out the essential methods for manifesting a life beyond your wildest dreams. This book is a journey of remembering where your true power lies. You'll learn how to co-create the life you want. You'll accept that life can flow, that attracting is fun, and that you don't have to work so hard to get what you want.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not a huge fan
- By Pamela H on 09-30-19
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Medieval Myths & Mysteries
- By: Dorsey Armstrong, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Dorsey Armstrong
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,807
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,252
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,226
The 10 enlightening (and often humorous) lectures of Medieval Myths and Mysteries will show you how far from the “dark” times of legend these centuries were. Uncover the facts about the Knights Templar. Reveal the truth behind the tales of legendary creatures like the Questing Beast and the unicorn. Trace the events of the Black Death and the ways it altered the world in its wake, and much more. With Professor Armstrong, you will dig deep into the ways that later generations reshaped the narrative of the medieval years and perpetuated the myths.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Interesting, but centered on Britain
- By Ximena on 04-10-20
By: Dorsey Armstrong, and others
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The Sophia Code
- A Living Transmission from the Sophia Dragon Tribe
- By: Kaia Ra
- Narrated by: Kaia Ra
- Length: 15 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 914
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 786
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 775
A declaration of your sovereign divinity, The Sophia Code is a visionary, sacred text for the Divine Feminine Christ movement sweeping the planet now. This book is a living transmission encoded with direct revelations to activate your important role as a revolutionary wayshower for humanity's awakening.
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1 out of 5 stars
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It’s not the complete book.
- By Kevin Swanstrom on 12-02-18
By: Kaia Ra
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Neville Goddard: The Complete Reader
- By: Neville Goddard
- Narrated by: Barry J. Peterson
- Length: 14 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,531
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,311
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,309
Neville Goddard: The Complete Reader, Includes all 10 of Neville Goddard's Spiritual Classics: At Your Command, Awakened Imagination & the Search, Feeling is the Secret, Freedom For All, Out of This World, Prayer, The Art of Believing, Seedtime and Harvest, The Law and The Promise, The Power of Awareness, and Your Faith Is Your Fortune. If you are familiar with the great American mystic, this will be a goldmine of wisdom in one book. If you are new to his work, you are in for a spiritual journey.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Hidden Gem
- By TrauntsiePants on 05-22-18
By: Neville Goddard
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Change Your Mind
- Deprogram Your Subconscious Mind, Rewire the Brain, and Balance Your Energy
- By: RJ Spina
- Narrated by: RJ Spina
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 104
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Story5 out of 5 stars 104
Change Your Mind uses revolutionary teachings to help rewire your subconscious mind and bring balance to your energy. Through a fourteen-day journaling exercise, you’ll uncover the mental programming already affecting you, and then apply specialized activities to counteract it. RJ guides you every step of the way, providing meditations, mindfulness practices, and more. He demonstrates how to not only meet the real you, but also maintain and express it through numerous activities you can easily integrate into your daily life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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OMG! What a shock!
- By Suzie Schuder on 08-24-23
By: RJ Spina
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- Loreto Gastelum
- 06-09-24
Nice translations!
Loved it! It’s a great book. The HOLY shit of the Holy Bible! Genius title!
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