
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
A Welcome to Night Vale Novel
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Mara Wilson
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From the New York Times best-selling authors of Welcome to Night Vale and It Devours! and the creators of the hit podcast, comes a new novel set in the world of Night Vale and beyond.
In the town of Night Vale, there’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in everyone’s home, but no one knows how she got there or where she came from...until now. Told in a series of eerie flashbacks, the story of The Faceless Old Woman goes back centuries to reveal an initially blissful and then tragic childhood on a Mediterranean Estate in the early 19th century, her rise in the criminal underworld of Europe, a nautical adventure with a mysterious organization of smugglers, her plot for revenge on the ones who betrayed her, and ultimately her death and its aftermath, as her spirit travels the world for decades until settling in modern-day Night Vale.
Interspersed throughout is a present-day story in Night Vale, as The Faceless Old Woman guides, haunts, and sabotages a man named Craig. In the end, her current day dealings with Craig and her swashbuckling history in 19th century Europe will come together in the most unexpected and horrifying way.
Part The Haunting of Hill House, part The Count of Monte Cristo, and 100 percent about a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home.
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The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home was not what I was expecting in the best way possible. It takes place almost entirely outside of Nightvale, so the "strange for strangeness's sake" kind of setting that usually applies to Nightvale doesn't come up as much. At times the writing almost feels too good for Nightvale which I realize sounds like a backhanded compliment but I mean it in the nicest way I can.
All that to say, if you like the podcast, you'll probably like this, but more importantly, if you don't like the podcast you might still like this book.
Best Nightvale book yet
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I've never been good at listening to audio books
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A great backstory for an interesting character
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SO GOOD!
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yet another amazing book and narration.
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A joy from start to finish
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Mara's voice is so perfect for this because you wouldn't want to hear anybody else being the faceless old woman.
highly recommend this book for anyone who like the weird, the adventure, the mystery, and the suspense!
Thank you nightvale team for the wonderful read!
exceptional
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Amazing start, okay end, with incredible reading
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Wonderfully weird
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I recommend listening to it alone, at home, in the dark. hoping that other voice was just your cat.
I don't own a cat.
so weird, so exciting
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