The Coffin Hotel
Knightmare: The Coffin Hotel, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Melisandre Verte
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Ron d'Vous
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By:
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Erik Weir
About this listen
I thought I had this managing a supernatural hotel down, until things started getting spookier than usual.
When my boss, the god of Autumn, Death, and Justice, appeared out of the blue and gave me an assignment that may be filled with certain danger, an unholy artifact, and watching over three monstrous women, you bet your dead heart you better pay attention.
Next thing I know, I have dead people, demons, lizard people, and corrupted monsters at my front door. Bad enough my food supplier is ticked because I forgot to pay him, and I have a mysterious VIP on their way to the hotel.
Good thing I have new friends and plenty of burritos. I'm going to need all the good I can get as a darkness from my past comes back to haunt me.
Welcome to my continued adventures as I manage a supernatural hotel, take care of the guests, and fight against a dark chaos before it consumes everything.
*Cracks knuckles.* Just another night on the job.
The Coffin Hotel: Knightmare is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, banshees, witches, undead, cursing, alcoholic drinks, demons in suits, necromancy, over-the-top situations, and burritos!
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Stone Cold Mage: The Complete Trilogy
- Stone Cold Mage, Books 1-3
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 18 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 237
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 222
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 222
Then I go to stay at my aunt's while starting college, and she's killed because of me, her home invaded by demons, and I learn there is so much more going on in the world than I could have ever understood. Throw in a couple of gargoyles and me unlocking an ancient path to insane amounts of magic, and you have my story. Be careful, though, as it's not for the prude at heart.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Complete shit.
- By chasen conaway on 04-27-20
By: Jamie Hawke
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 997
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 903
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 898
My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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Micaela's Big Bad
- A Halloween Novella
- By: Tijan
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
I found my boyfriend mid-thrust in a vampire. Gross. WTH, right? Also, a fork might've been thrown. I expected to spend the night commiserating with my best friend. That didn't happen. I found myself on a mission to save her. And somehow, I woke up in the back of a vehicle, across from a guy who could be described as literal sex on a stick. Then I found out a few things: He's seriously and overwhelmingly powerful. He's hot, like holy cannoli hot. He's the Big Bad that I've been sensing, but no one knew what kind of a Big Bad he was. Oh, and apparently, he's kidnapped me.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give it a listen!! ❤️
- By Heidi C. on 05-21-21
By: Tijan
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Vicious Bonds
- The Tether Series, Book 1
- By: Shanora Williams
- Narrated by: Shane East, Aure Nash
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 146
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 138
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 138
I was never meant to live an ordinary life, and when I’m dropped from the sky into a haunting forest, facing the barrel of an unknown man’s gun, I believe it to be true. Ruler of Blackwater, Caz Harlow, is the man behind the gun. He’s broody, calculating, commanding and, surprisingly, I can hear every thought that runs through his mind. Because I can, he wants me out of his world and sent back to where I came from, so he makes it his mission to find a way.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YES WILLOW WOMAN & CAZ
- By Sam on 02-28-23
By: Shanora Williams
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Fractured Souls
- By: E. A. Copen
- Narrated by: Matt Cowlrick, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 40
Rogue wizard Josiah Quinn never met a rule he wouldn’t break. Even though he knows he’ll face plenty of backlash from both good and evil, he braves the fires of Hell to spring Satan’s captive daughter. But before they return to their lives, he’s got to track down the missing pieces of her soul.... As he attempts to unite the fragmented spirit of the succubus by his side, Josiah has one little problem: a power-hungry wizard aiming to rule the underworld.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It grew on me - and I'm not done with this series
- By JEN on 06-30-20
By: E. A. Copen
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Myth Protector
- Myth Protector, Book 1
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 873
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 780
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Story4 out of 5 stars 781
All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends. Now, I am that protector.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Sex obsessed author
- By Michael H on 03-15-21
By: Jamie Hawke
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The Scarlet Dragon Saga, Books 1-3
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure
- By: J.P. Rice
- Narrated by: Liz Brand
- Length: 19 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4 out of 5 stars 43
The slumbering dragon has awakened. Ten years ago in a demonic underworld, my enemies almost killed me. With the help of a disguised demon serving his own agenda, I survived. Barely...After a decade off the supernatural grid, I needed to sip from Goibniu's Chalice of Agelessness to restore my eternal youth. What started as a quick trip changed dramatically when Goibniu uttered those two magic words...Retirement was fun while it lasted.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Good Series
- By Daniel Delgado on 04-23-20
By: J.P. Rice
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Battle Miner
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 59
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 59
When I got the letter, I couldn't believe it. When I drove down the highway, I still couldn't believe it. And when I got there? I finally realized I had a purpose: breaking rocks with my crazy new roommates.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great start
- By Austin Verm on 03-21-23
By: Kirk Mason
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Ghost: The Halloween Boys
- By: Kat Blackthorne
- Narrated by: Orcus Auditory
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 261
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 242
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 242
Blythe has accepted her fate and is tired of running. Who would miss her anyway? She attends her new and eccentric town’s month long Halloween masquerade for one last party before meeting her end. But what will she find...and what will find her?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Get ready for an epic tale
- By ElissaSue on 02-22-23
By: Kat Blackthorne
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 219
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4 out of 5 stars 196
Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 418
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 378
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 378
Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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3 out of 5 stars
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Undercover Magic Vol. 1
- Books 1-3 (The Danger Universe)
- By: Meg Anne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 35
Lina wants the one thing a ghost can’t have. To be touched. When she’s given the opportunity to rejoin the world of the living and experience exactly that, the muscle-bound immortal warrior with icy blue eyes is just what the doctor ordered.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great banter!
- By Miya on 02-05-24
By: Meg Anne
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Reign of Dragons
- Dragon Dojo Brotherhood, Book 1
- By: Olivia Ash
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 13 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,215
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,890
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,868
My sister and I are human orphans raised by the world’s best assassin, taught to steal and kill our way through the dragonlands under her watchful eye. Grown men fear us, and no one knows we’re coming until it’s too late to run. Irena and I - we’re good. The best. In a dog-eat-dragon kind of world, we have to be. But someone betrayed us. Someone we trusted with our lives.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Decent, Love Interests are a bit much
- By Elle 🌸 on 09-11-20
By: Olivia Ash
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Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,063
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49,009
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48,927
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 718
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 662
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 663
Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Finding Real Magic
- Relic Diver, Book 1
- By: Shawn Keys
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 231
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 214
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 211
Zahn’s life has been anything but ordinary. While hunting archaic relics infused with magic from continent to continent, his latest search brings him to Hollywood, and then face-to-face with a movie star he has idolized for years. Until now, he has only cared about the quest. But as lust and love break into his life, Zahn is caught up in a violent competition to retrieve one of the most powerful magical creations of all time from its ancient resting place.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good
- By Andrew M. S. on 05-26-20
By: Shawn Keys
What listeners say about The Coffin Hotel
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- Keith
- 02-08-23
Another funny, over the top episode!
Gotta luv the over-the-top burrito eating badass that is the mc. He got a new ride...sooo perfect for him. He's got lots more mental meanderings and commentary...totally hilarious and usually inappropriate. He's also teaching angels to curse...classic! This is truly an over-the-top story and is told in an over-the-top way by both Ron and Melisandre. I had my doubts about Ron at the beginning of book 1 but the man is perfect for this tale. I was wrong and I still win! Can't wait for these 2 to tell the next tale at the Coffin Inn!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Jerry Heath
- 02-05-23
Love it
Book 2 didn’t disappoint. This is a really good, fun book. A little bit of everything. Well written and narrated. Great job all around all.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- JB
- 02-07-23
great and funny series
I've really enjoyed this series so far. it's funny and action packed and has an element of bad building. the mc is a good guy but has a no nonsense attitude and mean streak toward people that deserve it. I thought the narration was good. warning if you listen to this book you'll crave a burrito.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Barrett M Cleveland
- 02-10-23
Great Story Continuation
I have really enjoyed this series thus far. Erik Weir continues to impress me with this series. The story continues to gain momentum and its awesome. The hotel manager, the hotel and the employees continue on down a path to rebuild the hotel, gain and grow their powers and strive for those 5 Star reviews!!
The narration by Melisandre Verte and Ron d'Vous has been great. From the different characters to the depth of telling the story the narration has performed flawlessly.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- BiduscasMate
- 02-05-23
a great spooky sequel
a lovely and spooky sequel.
the production value is amazing. it even has a soundtrack.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- DaynenMc
- 02-08-23
I LOVE IT!!!
Book 2 is just as good as book 1.
I was hoping it would be, but wasn't expecting it.
If you liked the first one you're going to like this one.
Same great characters from book 1 and new great characters are added.
I've already listened to books 1 and 2 twice and it looks like this series will be one of my "Go-to" series, when I'm wondering what to read.
I'd give it 6 stars if I could!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Joeseph Baxter
- 02-10-23
enjoyable
if you enjoyed the previous book, you'll love this one it keeps the same atmosphere and continues the story.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Daniel
- 02-08-23
awesome sequel
when it comes to a sequel and basically looking for everything that made the last book worth reading and then some. I've quite enjoyed the performance of this book and the writing. I definitely recommend the series to anybody reading this review. thank you for the entertainment and well done to everybody who had a hand in bringing this book to us, the audible listeners.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- john moglia
- 04-21-23
Wish it had less sex, and yes i am a guy.
The world is well written. the characters have good back stories. But there are just too many sex scenes.
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