The Cleaners: The Veils Universe
Demonic Messes (And Other Annoyances), Book 1
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L.L. Frost
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When the Cleaners cross paths with their old friend, Captain Sharpe of the Joint Task Force of Paranormal Investigations, sparks fly and secrets threaten to take them all down.
Pen and her morally ambiguous team of paranormal mercenaries, known as The Cleaners, fearlessly tread the line between right and wrong, accepting any job for the right price. But their limits are about to be pushed to the edge.
When their mission to exorcise a half-demon child unexpectedly entwines with the Joint Task Force of Paranormal Investigations, led by the enigmatic Captain Sharpe, past wounds and unfulfilled desires resurface, intensifying an already treacherous situation.
As a sinister child trafficking ring emerges, both sides stand firm, refusing to yield. In a world where witches cast spells and demons roam freely, Pen and Sharpe must confront their painful history and unite their forces to combat the encroaching evil. But will Pen's team once again betray Sharpe's trust, risking everything to rectify a grievous wrong?
The Cleaners is an enthralling urban fantasy mystery, woven with gripping twists, intrigue, and morally gray characters for fans who love Karen Marie Moning and Ilona Andrews. Set against a backdrop of witches, demons, and a blurred sense of right and wrong, this captivating tale will leave you yearning for more. Will they conquer the darkness that surrounds them, or will they be consumed by it? Prepare for a riveting journey where deceit and desire intertwine at every turn.
Embark on a thrilling, multi-POV journey through a world of witches, demons, and a dangerous blend of desire and darkness by scrolling up to one-click The Cleaners.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others